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Skykid wrote: Tonight I watched Now You See Me on PPTV HD (like Netflix but... free).

Shortest review possible: Mildly entertaining brain-at-half-mast-watchable utterly ridiculous illogical impossible nonsense.

But what I really want to know is what DEL can tell me about this movie. Let's hear it man.

Okay, doesn't seem like DEL wants to help me out with this, so I'm going to do my absolute best at an illuminati theory critique. Although I'm not into the whole identifying conspiracies in commercial media because I find a lot of it can be easily explained away with logic, I never close my ears 100% to any possibility, as that would be plainly ignorant.

Sometimes it seems as though there are threads of truth to some of the claims of unusual imagery in Hollywood flicks, and I must say, Now You See Me was as weird and unusual as they come. As though the entire movie was designed with an ulterior purpose that had nothing to do with it's very hard to define general plot.

Anyway, I'm going to put my tin-foil hat on and attempt to do this through DEL's eyes, in his absence. There may be spoilers.


The movie is about the power of misdirection. Its four protagonists are a hypnotist, a thief, an illusionist and a magic man. They're brought together as a group by an unkown entity who attracts their attention by leaving enormous tarot cards in their personal dwellings. These cards are Death, The Lovers, etc etc.

Once assembled they become known as The Four Horsemen.

They become a magic force for stealing from rich institutions and giving to the poor on a global scale, all the while evading police capture. We are eventually informed their not doing this by their own design, but following the carefully arranged instructions of an unkown entity. The weird thing is, their objective is never actually explained. They mention at one point that by carrying out this mission they will obtain a prize known only as 'the eye'. They don't know what it is, and the movie never explains it.

Mid-way through the film a French police detective is researching the Eye of Horus in a several books. There are some brief exchanges with another officer about what it represents, and then it never resurfaces as a talking point...?

At one point there's a CG sequence that zooms out of an enormous pyramid and through the Eye of Horus to end up on Morgan Freeman presenting his DVD. But then Morgan Freeman is interrupted during mid-filming... which makes no sense, because an opening CG sequence would be applied post production. If he was filming at the time, then it can't be a pressed DVD, meaning us seeing it at all is unnecessary.

In the end of the movie, the twist is that the greatest form of deception is to have a figure of public trust on the inside, who actually has a personal agenda and is in full control of the external carnage. In this case the individual is a police officer.

When the Four Horsemen complete their mission to decieve the entire world, incarcerate and bankrupt several people, and dissappear, they assemble in Central Park and use their Tarot cards to reveal an 'Eye' on a tree. Out of nowhere a circus merry-go-round appears in the darkness - their ultimate prize - and they all get on one by one and promptly disappear as if by magic.

There's no resolution or explanation to any of this. The relevance of The Eye's constant reference is left dangling pointlessly.

On the whole, the movie is really, really unusual. I've not seen something commercial with so many symbols and loose ends, and the theme itself is about the power of misdirection.

So, that's my tin foil hat analysis. Probably the first I've ever done on my own, and I didn't google for any of this as yet. Hope I did well DEL, please score me out of 10!
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Well, rationally, I think if there was an Illuminati today, given what they were supposed to stand for, then it would be people like Richard Dawkins, Neil De Grasse Tyson, Duncan Trussell, Joe Rogan, Graham Hancock and Rupert Sheldrake.
I think a lot of this so called Illuminati imagery we see in some of the mainstream culture is a direct influence of people like Robert Anton Wilson author of The Illuminatus trilogy which has been a counter culture mainstay and still is, popular among creatives and more open minded sorts, often drug users (in particular LSD) since the 1970's. Remember The KLF? We know now that they were a prank on the music industry, but they were greatly influenced by Robert Anton Wilson's seminars and books. They had fucking pyramids everywhere in their imagery, but David Icke hadn't decided to make dat money back then, since he was still finding his feet, trying to find some way to make a living, so people weren't as wound up trying to "work all this shit out" via Youtube videos. Nor did we have Youtube. Also, I could be totally wrong, but I believe that Mark Dice actually works for TMZ, since he always features them in his stupid Youtube videos and works an angle with publicists to go after the Alex Jones and David Icke audience to sell them on the BEYONCE IS EVIL SATAN 666 ILLUMINATI bullshit. Of course, I could be totally wrong and sometimes I wish I was 'cause that'd be fucking hilarious if all the current black music stars were DEVIL WORSHIPPERS or OCCULTIST WITCHES.
No one gives a shit when Anthrax or Slayer use this imagery, strangely.

Today's Robert Anton Wilson influenced prank is Die Antwoord. If you're familiar with their influences (Ayn Rand/Satanism/Aleister Crowley/Robert Anton Wilson/Timothy Leary), then they give themselves away all the time, most people aren't so they think they're actually a pair of crusty scumbags from S.A. I actually laughed when I saw "Yolandi" post a pic on Facebook of Rihanna and Eliie Goulding who had both copied her purposely trailer trash hair-don't without realising.
I could be typing here all day about the influence of people such as Aleister Crowley and the introduction of Thelema to mainstream culture in the guise of the Free Love/Hippy 'movement' of the 1960's, via prominent people of the time like Timothy Leary, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and later The Doors and Led Zeppelin, but I wont bore you with that. I could if you want.
Even something as innocuous as YOLO has its roots in "occultism" and DUN DUN DUN SATANISM ARRRRGH

I really enjoyed Equilibrium. First time seeing it last night on Netflix. I'd recc that for its positive message.
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Watched Deliver us from evil.

A completely stereotypical horror movie and more funny than scary.

That is, until you get to the exorcism part.

It is extremely awesome. Still not scary though.
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President_Obama wrote:I could if you want.
I want.

After reading Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange land when I was about 17 I was so intrigued by the anti-religious religious concept I went and studied a little about his influences. I remember discovering Crowley was a primary inspiration and a lot of the story's definition had come from his ideas. It was a long time ago and I've since lost all my notes, but it was interesting.
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Crowley was off his nut on huge doses of LSD and Heroin. People take everything he ever wrote or said out of context. The guy spent his days rock climbing or travelling and hallucinating like fuck, and people think he was actually channelling demons etc, it's ridiculous. I mean you'd have to be daft enough to believe in demons for a start lol fucking superstitious religious people.
Another funny thing about Crowley and the misinterpretation of, is that conspiracy theorists hate the guy, but he was the O.G conspiracy theorist who believed that the "Black Brothers" AKA The Jesuits and the Vatican, owned us all and planet Earth itself and that we are all taxation slaves to it.
The best thing I could do is point you in the direction of some old R.A.W interviews someone's uploaded on Youtube, but I recall you saying that's an issue. I will say this though. Look at the lyrics to The Beatles' All You Need Is Love - it's a direct reference to Crowley's Book Of The Law. "Love is the law, love under will." I mean seriously, what a terrible message! lol
John Lennon's Imagine is also a reference to both Crowley and Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible.

Remember Toyah Wilcox? She even had an album called Love Is The Law. It's all there in plain view, you just have to know what you're looking at. Sadly a lot of the conspiracy theory people while good intentioned would never actually read Crowley or R.A.W or Timothy Leary since OMG BOOKS and they have their friendly neighbourhood CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST Youtube mouthpiece to give their account of it. Check out Mark Dice for an example. He bellows about Crowley SACRAFICING CHILDREN AARRRGH EEEK. Crowley was joking, he was talking about having a wank. If you go back to 1909 or something when the Catholic and Christian churches had their hooks into everyone, then yeah, sperm not used for the creation of life was seen as EVIL. The Papes still frown on rubbers ffs.
Only a fucking psychotic nutcase thinks they're worshipping the devil. I'm sure there are people out there who do, but there are stupid nutters in every walk of life and actual Satanists don't recognise them as their own, since Satanism isn't about worshipping anything but yourself and enjoying your life now, rather than abstaining in the hope of an afterlife
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President_Obama wrote: The best thing I could do is point you in the direction of some old R.A.W interviews someone's uploaded on Youtube, but I recall you saying that's an issue.
It's not impossible, just a pain in the ass. I'm hoping to move soon and ditch the old contract and start a new one. The faster the connection the more stable the VPN.

Isn't there a thread where you can post them in the meantime?
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I sacrificed a baby goat and as if by magic...

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=50353
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One of Die Antwoord's previous guises. Notice that "Yolandi Visser" is actually a smoking fucking hot little bitch in spite of the affected accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbYOCslkQE
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^ Cool thanks.

So I googled Now You See Me illuminati just to see, and yeah, didn't exactly go over anyone's head.

This guy took it to bits:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/ ... -industry/

He lays it on pretty thick and I can't say I agree totally with all his interpretations, but I did find the notion that the film is a representation of the power of the entertainment industry to be intriguing.

I also didn't see that extra scene after the credits... I'll admit, that really would have made me WTF out loud.

But I don't get it. If there's anything at all - even a shred of fact in all this postulation about overlord elites using symbolism and suggestion to make fun of an ignorant global populace - could they at all make it any less fucking subtle? You could be 100% green to any of these conspiracy ideas and still watch the movie and be like "That was a bit weird, all those eyes and shit. What the hell was that all about?"

I've never seen anything so obvious, if indeed it is as theorists suggest. You may as well hold up a big sign for two hours saying "look how expertly we fuck you all in the ass and you don't even notice!"

It's been an odd experience, this one. The movie left me with a bit of a nasty taste in the mouth. There's something very crude about it.
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If you want to know how you're being royally fucked in the arse you need only look at your payslip. Two taxes, one disguised as a National Insurance contribution. Then figure all the other taxes you pay. I'd say at least 50-60% (and that's just the standard tax bracket) of your earnings are taken in taxes. And if you believe we're living in a democratic socialist utopia while we still have a monarchy then you're a bit silly, frankly.

I'd be more inclined to this view than any conspiracy theory.

Edit: Fuck that site. Vigilant Citizen lol. More stupid Christians. Funny how it's always the fundamentalist pro-lifers who want you to believe the world is run in secret by OCCULTIST, SATANIST, FREEMASONS. I totally advocate their abortion right up to 960 months.
Look, these people have no idea what they're talking about. To suggest there's anything negative about the OTO is to say that exploring Hinduism, Gnosticism, Buddhism, Daoism, I:Ching or Yoga, consciousness expansion using drugs such as LSD or weed or sensory deprivation is somehow evil and devil worship. These people hear the word Occult and their imagination runs wild with notions of people in robes, sacrificing babies. Does Duncan Trussell really strike anyone as someone who sacrifices babies or summons demons from some dimension we can't access?
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Skykid wrote;
I've never seen anything so obvious, if indeed it is as theorists suggest. You may as well hold up a big sign for two hours saying "look how expertly we fuck you all in the ass and you don't even notice!"
There ya go, now you've nailed it.
Vigilant Citizen is a good site in my view.
I haven't seen that Now you See Me film.

Skykid - I'll give you a little example of how our brains filter-out much of what in in front of our eyes.
You may suddenly decide you like the Maserati 3200GT with an Automatic gearbox. Its depreciated to £15,000'ish and you've become interested. As if my magic, you start seeing them everywhere, in all colours and the two different rear light arrays. Huh? Wot? Why? You didn't see these Maseratis before...
Its simply because you now know exactly what's in front of your eyes and your subconscious has tuned-in too.
Its exactly like that with the symbology and numerology blatantly in front to your eyes in the Zio M Media. Once you know their symbols and numbers you start seeing it everywhere, like its suddenly appeared. BUT, it was there before, every day, you just didn't know what it was and your brain filtered it all out.

Anyway, to keep things back on topic, I've started watching Southland Tales and Snowpiercer.
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President_Obama wrote:If you want to know how you're being royally fucked in the arse you need only look at your payslip. Two taxes, one disguised as a National Insurance contribution. Then figure all the other taxes you pay. I'd say at least 50-60% (and that's just the standard tax bracket) of your earnings are taken in taxes. And if you believe we're living in a democratic socialist utopia while we still have a monarchy then you're a bit silly, frankly.
Jesus, you don't need to let me in on that non-secret - nothing conspiracy about it. This is usually where DEL and I meet a common ground: I don't venture into his symbology territory and he meets me in the middle on the perfect fallacy of a democratic west.

Why do you think I made my escape, just four short years ago? I've been living in freedom ever since I handed in my notice.
DEL wrote: Skykid - I'll give you a little example of how our brains filter-out much of what in in front of our eyes.
You may suddenly decide you like the Maserati 3200GT with an Automatic gearbox. Its depreciated to £15,000'ish and you've become interested. As if my magic, you start seeing them everywhere, in all colours and the two different rear light arrays. Huh? Wot? Why? You didn't see these Maseratis before...
Its simply because you now know exactly what's in front of your eyes and your subconscious has tuned-in too.
Ah yes I can accept that and I like the example, but at the same time it's possible to see things that aren't there if you've convinced yourself that they exist.

That said the symbolism in many of the films you referenced is indeed unnecessary and out of place, and as I said, I'd be ignorant to say never, ever. So I'm willing to entertain the notions and be entertained in the process, but I'll always sit on the fence until real tangibility rears its head.

But Now You See Me? DEL, put those other movies on hold. You're going to love this one.
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Skykid wrote:
Why do you think I made my escape, just four short years ago? I've been living in freedom ever since I handed in my notice.
Like I said at the time, you took the LOOPER film's "Go to China!" hint to heart and I wholeheartedly recommended it.
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Skykid wrote:
President_Obama wrote:If you want to know how you're being royally fucked in the arse you need only look at your payslip. Two taxes, one disguised as a National Insurance contribution. Then figure all the other taxes you pay. I'd say at least 50-60% (and that's just the standard tax bracket) of your earnings are taken in taxes. And if you believe we're living in a democratic socialist utopia while we still have a monarchy then you're a bit silly, frankly.
Jesus, you don't need to let me in on that non-secret - nothing conspiracy about it. This is usually where DEL and I meet a common ground: I don't venture into his symbology territory and he meets me in the middle on the perfect fallacy of a democratic west.

Why do you think I made my escape, just four short years ago? I've been living in freedom ever since I handed in my notice.
That was my point, why look for conspiracies when the obvious is right before you. Your 'freedom and rights' are given to you and can be taken away, therefore you were never free or had any rights. You are free to pay taxes. Refuse and your 'freedom' is taken away by force of government - the police. I don't believe that our taxes benefit us at all and our services are paid for by loans from the queen via the Bank of England and repaid with interest, secured on potential tax earnings of new-borns once issued with a birth certificate. I believe that the likes of Alex Jones are correct when they say this is not a recession, but a managed decline and we are in for some very harsh times akin to 1984 where our currently held concept of privacy and a fair day's pay etc are dissolving right before our eyes. What we used to call the social contract is radically changing. It seems to me at least that the 'new normal' is that you will expect to carry debt from university to a min wage job so that not only will you be expected to be indebted to a bank for your mortgage, but now also an extra £50K+ student debt each. If you chose not to take a degree or are unable, you will be expected to work for benefits, constantly under threat of having them reduced, creating ever more obedient slaves.
I predict a McDonalds graduate program by 2016. The world is continuing to become increasingly irrational and no-one seems to question why you need a degree to answer a phone or pour coffee. Instead, what I find is young people wondering why they feel cheated instead of thinking rationally. More graduates and fewer and fewer jobs and no new jobs with no sign of a recovery or a government willing to employ common sense measures would suggest that graduates' expectations of the jobs they will get will have to be reduced. Isn't economics supposed to be 95% common sense, after all. If the government served the population they would be employing measures to create a recovery and they aren't, they're serving a global agenda rather than looking after their individual populations... except maybe Germany?

Isn't China mental? It sounds terrifying to be honest. Most of the time I wish I could escape the human race without suicide.
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President_Obama wrote:
Skykid wrote:
President_Obama wrote:If you want to know how you're being royally fucked in the arse you need only look at your payslip. Two taxes, one disguised as a National Insurance contribution. Then figure all the other taxes you pay. I'd say at least 50-60% (and that's just the standard tax bracket) of your earnings are taken in taxes. And if you believe we're living in a democratic socialist utopia while we still have a monarchy then you're a bit silly, frankly.
Jesus, you don't need to let me in on that non-secret - nothing conspiracy about it. This is usually where DEL and I meet a common ground: I don't venture into his symbology territory and he meets me in the middle on the perfect fallacy of a democratic west.

Why do you think I made my escape, just four short years ago? I've been living in freedom ever since I handed in my notice.
That was my point, why look for conspiracies when the obvious is right before you. Your 'freedom and rights' are given to you and can taken away, therefore you were never free or had any rights. You are free to pay taxes. Refuse to pay taxes and your 'freedom' is taken away by force of government - the police. I don't believe that our taxes benefit us at all and our services are paid for by loans from the queen via the Bank of England and replayed with interest, secured on potential tax earnings of new-borns once issued with a birth certificate. I believe that the likes of Alex Jones are correct when they say this is not a recession, but a managed decline and we are in for some very harsh times akin to 1984 where our currently held concept of privacy and a fair day's pay etc are dissolving right before our eyes. What we used to call the social contract is radically changing. It seems to me at least that the 'new normal' is that you will be expected to carry debt from university to a min wage job so that not only will you be expect to be indebted to a bank for your mortgage, but now also an extra £50K student debt. If you chose not to take a degree or are unable, you will be expected to work for benefits, constantly under threat of having them reduced, creating obedient slaves.
I agree with every word. I couldn't say whether it's a 'managed decline' in terms of a long-term overarching plan, but it's a managed decline instigated and forged by corporate power and banking institutions buying their way into legislation that affords them the freedom to pay people less. Hasn't the US's average wage fallen in-line with inflation every decade since the 60s, whereas beforehand it rose equal to?

You want 1984: it's here. Go to poverty stricken Britain and wander around the estates of London and Manchester and see what the free democratic west has done for the common man. You'll be lucky to escape without a knife in your back, regardless of the change in your wallet. Or visit the average 9 - 5er watching his life dissappear while he hacks away in a sterile office for barely liveable sums to ensure his employers stay filthy rich and in the lap of luxury. Like suicide, just way slower and far more demeaning.

I know, I used to be there.
Isn't China mental? It sounds terrifying to be honest. Most of the time I wish I could escape the human race without suicide.
For a man who spends the better part of his time preaching about government misdirection and news media propaganda, I can't believe you just asked me that.

To answer your question, it's perfectly awesome, and it would be an understatement if I said I was having the time of my fucking life. I'm in the middle of the largest economic boom in fifty years, and damn can you feel it.
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I've never been, it just seems so... authoritarian. I guess it's a hangover from Mao Ze Dong and the 'leap'. I don't think I could feel comfortable there, then again, as you say, maybe I am being misled.
As far as I'm concerned people are asking the wrong questions, instead of concerning themselves about wages and increasing hours and fewer jobs and increased competition and instead of bleating about being hardworking, the question should be why the fuck do we have to work anyway? And directing their anger and frustration at the people in power. Of course all the circuses and distractions are in place, which is a shame. Can you imagine if all the people in the stadium at the WC final the other night went Buckminster Fuller and decided to set upon the monarchy and the Vatican just to see if it made any difference.
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I caught about half of Now You See Me on the in-room TV while on a cruise ship late last year. It made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

As for what I've been watching recently, me and my friends have been gradually working through the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings movies, and just finished this a couple of days ago. To be honest, it's hard to characterize these exactly, but they did about as well as they could with the source material (unless they wanted to throw in another four hours worth of material for some odd reason.) And yet, in spite of how well done these movies were, it's still a serious slog to get through them. I couldn't imagine doing one of those "All three extended editions in one day" type marathons you occasionally see in the theaters. At some point I'm sure someone will do one with the inevitable extended editions of all three Hobbit movies combined with all three LOTR movies, and there will be people crazy enough to actually do it.
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President_Obama wrote:I've never been, it just seems so ... authoritarian. I guess it's a hangover from Mao Ze Dong and the 'leap'. I don't think I could feel comfortable there, then again, as you say, maybe I am being misled.
I've never felt freer in my life.

To be honest as long as you're not a vocal government dissident attempting to sway public opinion - and why would you be, it's a total waste of time no matter where you are the world - you're free to take the bull by both horns.

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China IS mental if you choose to be where and when stuff happens (easy, just do it).
You can also go and live your daily life there without seeing anything (easy too, just don't do anything).

To stay a little bit OT one day a group of maybe 10 people knocked at my student's room door (obvious non-students whom I had no idea where they came from and what they were doing there) they were seeking help to repair their TV to watch a movie they absolutely didn't want to miss.
So I followed these people and spent the next 30 minutes against the watch trying to fix a 20 years old TV.
I did it and they thanked me like I was some kind of hero and offered me to drink and watch the movie with them.
Don't remember much of the movie, it was about a master calligrapher and his many crazy sisters, insane stuff, and I left that merry group, laughing my ass off, wasted like shit.

One of my best movie watching experiences in China.
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Tropa de Elite (Elite Squad)

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Spider-Man (2002) looks better on small screen, where the tacky animations don't steal the show. I appreciate the vigour, although I've never been into the comics. Perhaps the best film of its ilk since Superman: The Movie.
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rapoon wrote:upcoming chinese animated film:

我的师父姜子牙 Master Jiang and the Six Kingdoms
Supposedly there are only two people animating this whole thing!
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Just caught Edge of Tomorrow. Great flick!

...and by great I mean I never facepalmed. How the standards have slipped in this age of, "Transformers 4 may be a shit sandwich, but LOOK how thick they sliced the bread!"
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Mischief Maker wrote:Just caught Edge of Tomorrow. Great flick!

...and by great I mean I never facepalmed. How the standards have slipped in this age of, "Transformers 4 may be a shit sandwich, but LOOK how thick they sliced the bread!"
Huge double standard in this post. Edge of Tomorrow isn't a "great flick", even by popcorn standards.
If the rationale is never facepalming you must have missed the entire cast of squaddies with their cringeworthy delivery and lamentable excuse for performances. I palmed.

It's entertaining enough if you ignore the holes and regrettable casting/acting and dialogue - exactly like Transformers 4. The two aren't that dissimilar, actually: both ultimately disposal nonsense, both superior disposable nonsense to Godzilla.

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Edge of Tomorrow is fun though, and actually has characters, which is more than I can say for most modern action/sci-fi movies. It's definitely a film I'd recommend for people looking for summer fun to watch. If it's still in theaters (apparently it hasn't done very well).

I always light up when Bill Paxton shows up in a movie. He never gets a major role, but he's always there to be goofy for a couple minutes and give me something to remember.
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EmperorIng wrote:Edge of Tomorrow is fun though, and actually has characters, which is more than I can say for most modern action/sci-fi movies. It's definitely a film I'd recommend for people looking for summer fun to watch. If it's still in theaters (apparently it hasn't done very well).

I always light up when Bill Paxton shows up in a movie. He never gets a major role, but he's always there to be goofy for a couple minutes and give me something to remember.

Yes, it's fun, I enjoyed it and then forgot about it. Its characters are paper thin, however, and the aforementioned squaddies almost non-existent entities. Like human filler.

I'm not saying it's not a better cut of modern blockbuster, but it's got absolutely zero intelligence and therefore doesn't qualify as proper sci-fi for me. I had a little fun with it, but I hate to see something overrated.

I said I enjoyed Transformers 4 because after three attempts they finally made the formula work by cutting away the gag-worthy excess cast and played up its utter ridiculousness as a strength. But I never said it was a 'good' movie, objectively, it's still trash, and my review of it was 90% negativity.

Everything is scaleable within its own respectable remit, and when you make that measurement you can confidently put Godzilla far below the entertainment value offered by Edge of Tomorrow and Transformers 4 - but in the end they're all still shit, really.
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Sly Cherry Chunks wrote:
rapoon wrote:upcoming chinese animated film:

我的师父姜子牙 Master Jiang and the Six Kingdoms
Supposedly there are only two people animating this whole thing!
Animated by two guys?!

Jesus Christ, were they in a gulag or something?
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EmperorIng wrote:I always light up when Bill Paxton shows up in a movie. He never gets a major role, but he's always there to be goofy for a couple minutes and give me something to remember.
He...he doesn't? So "Twister" doesn't exist?

I'm not saying it's *good*, mind you (unless you want to see some goofy early Phillip Seymour Hoffman), but it *does* exist, and his role is major.
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Skykid wrote:
Sly Cherry Chunks wrote:
rapoon wrote:upcoming chinese animated film:

我的师父姜子牙 Master Jiang and the Six Kingdoms
Supposedly there are only two people animating this whole thing!
Animated by two guys?!

Jesus Christ, were they in a gulag or something?
Boiling shite lol
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