Little things that annoy the hell out of you

[BIL]

People who make complete and utter fools of themselves on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWZ_HvFloo

[President_Obama]

People who make complete and utter fools of themselves on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWZ_HvFloo

Oh man

[null1024]

Videos that autoplay. Everyone seems to have gone overboard on this trend recently and it needs to stop.

YouTube Center has a wonderful little fix for that. In YouTube Center's settings, disable auto playback.

install the userscript version after installing TamperMonkey or something if you're on Chrome, since all non-Chrome Store addons were force-disabled [something that bothers the everloving fuck out of me, as far as I know, there's no way to re-enable them]

Make sure you change the settings to what you like, it has a few silly defaults [like the fuck-huge player].

[BIL]

Men's Wimbledon on the radio in the next room. Damn, they sound like they be fuckin on the court! HARD TOO "UHHH!" *slap* "OHHH!" *smack* "GUUUH" "Oh, he's injured himself"

WIMMENZ IS OK THO ;3 ;3 ;3

[null1024]

Damn, they sound like they be fuckin on the court! HARD TOO "UHHH!" *slap* "OHHH!" *smack* "GUUUH" "Oh, he's injured himself"

Lewd.
also, terrifyingly hilarious

Don't hate people for being ignorant about electronic music, which hasn't been a thing for mainstream media for about 20 years now.

This, so much. If it wasn't for the internet, I'd be absolutely clueless in regards to any kind of electronic music here in the States.
then I found DI.fm and eventually found all sort of things I'd have never looked at

The rabbit hole of variety runs too damn deep though. Post-neo-$name_of_genre-core-step and all that.
on the other hand, I've still found it best to semi-avoid anything with more than one of those descriptors in its genre name

[trap15]

gypsy-jungle, balkan-core, soviet bass

I am intrigued.

[Moniker]

Nutsacks. They command an unreasonable amount of power amongst males. Then again, try punching a lady in the boob.(Don't actually try it; just making a point.) Similar results.

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

I had promised myself I wouldn't post in this thread for a while but today I had my debit card cancelled and my access to internet banking locked out because some arsehole in the Philippines tried to empty out my account with a cloned card. Fuck you unknown Philippino shithead. Fuck you.

[Jonst]

^Ah,man...that's really shit!

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

Yeah. Not so much a little thing I guess but it definitely annoyed the hell out of me. Now I have to update payment info for half a dozen accounts and wait up to 4 working days for a new card. Grrrrr...

[Jonst]

Yeah,massive pain in the tits! Sorry this happened to you,you have my sympathy!

[BareKnuckleRoo]

I had promised myself I wouldn't post in this thread for a while but today I had my debit card cancelled and my access to internet banking locked out because some arsehole in the Philippines tried to empty out my account with a cloned card. Fuck you unknown Philippino shithead. Fuck you.

Oh god, that's really fucking annoying. It forces you to basically update everything, just because a douche thief tried to rob you.

One time I was staying at a hotel, tried to get back into my room, my card stopped working. It turns out the hotel purposefully locked me out to go down to the front desk. Sadly, it wasn't because of a credit card issue; it was because the previous occupant called and said to check for bed bugs because they discovered their house had bed bugs. Cue hysterical panic as we get garbage bags to seal up ALL OF OUR THINGS. o__o They moved us to another room, and apparently a trained sniffer dog found only one bed bug, but it was still enough for us to wash EVERYTHING when we got home, and seal up anything we couldn't (shoes, luggage) in garbage bags. We know it was paranoid, but we absolutely did not want any coming home with us, which was our main fear.

We now always put our luggage on those racks in the closets or on furniture bed bugs can't get up (they can't jump and don't grip slippery surfaces well). Keep your suitcase off the floor, folks, unless you want unexpected guests coming home!

[Moniker]

Atypical chronic migraines. I'm on day 5. Pulled a Rama vs. Punching Bag against my refrigerator door three times this week. If, say, day 8 rolls around, The film Pi's signature power drill to the temple might be a recourse. (In jest, I assure... though it is tempting.)

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

It forces you to basically update everything, just because a douche thief tried to rob you.

Yup, now I have to update all kinds of little things for bills and payments. Still, no money lost or whatever so it could be worse. Thanks for the tips regarding bedbugs too, had no idea they couldn't climb

[President_Obama]

Imagine Cyril Smith cuming in your arse.

[Lord Satori]

Oh god, what's wrong with you?

[ED-057]

Sweaty ass crack. I'm not sure why this has recently become a thing

[Pretas]

My only experience with identity theft was having my credit card number stolen out of my hotel room by a junkie housecleaner who used it to pay for her heroin addiction. Thankfully, the hotel had a history of trouble with her and immediately knew who the culprit was. I wished they had fired her beforehand though.

[Specineff]

People using "should of" in a spoken conversation. I wasn't sure if I wanted to strangle that guy at Subway, or cram his cell phone down his throat and then strangle him.

[Blinge]

haha oh man yeah.

or " no i meant this.. pacifically "

NGNGNGNGNNGNGG

[President_Obama]

When an American says "on accident" or "flavorfull."

[emphatic]

People using "should of" in a spoken conversation. I wasn't sure if I wanted to strangle that guy at Subway, or cram his cell phone down his throat and then strangle him.

You should off him.

[SuperGrafx]

When you're crossing the street and idiot drivers who decide to suddenly speed up to show off or whatever.
I was midway through a crosswalk today and some dumb teen girl driving a crappy Ford Taurus decided to do her best impression of Ridge Racer or Nascar to frighten me or something.

I flipped her off as I crossed and she beeped at me in response. Stupid people.

[null1024]

People using "should of" in a spoken conversation. I wasn't sure if I wanted to strangle that guy at Subway, or cram his cell phone down his throat and then strangle him.

wait, saying "should" and then "of" as separate words

or just pronouncing it quickly like "should'ave" or "should've"

If the former, there needs to be tar and feathers involved.
If the latter... that's just accent.

[BIL]

COCK SUCKING

MOTHER FUCKING

PEOPLE
WHO
SMELL
LIKE
SHIT
ON
THE
BUS

ACT IV: A MEANS TO AN END

First time in memory I decided life is too short and got up to move from the back of the bus to the front after an old lady that smelled like a mound of fresh, finely dampened dog shit sat down next to me. I DIDN'T LOOK BACK. What a cruel world we share! (PLZ DONT HATE ME FARMPALZ! I HELP OLD GRANNIES GET PORK FAGGOTS OFF THE TOP SHELF / GET ACROSS ICY ZEBRA CROSSINGS ALL THE TIME then again most of them smell pretty good TBH)

[Specineff]

People using "should of" in a spoken conversation. I wasn't sure if I wanted to strangle that guy at Subway, or cram his cell phone down his throat and then strangle him.

wait, saying "should" and then "of" as separate words

or just pronouncing it quickly like "should'ave" or "should've"

If the former, there needs to be tar and feathers involved.
If the latter... that's just accent.

The former. I took a look at the guy while he was yakking on his phone to make sure, thus my seething rage.

[Lord Satori]

I think typing it is even worse, because if they say it, at least you could go "oh, they just put too much space between 'should' and 've'." But when people actually type "I should of done that" or something, it makes you question the path humanity is heading towards.

[President_Obama]

[null1024]

I think typing it is even worse, because if they say it, at least you could go "oh, they just put too much space between 'should' and 've'." But when people actually type "I should of done that" or something, it makes you question the path humanity is heading towards.

I think people who say it with too much space do it because they've read "should of" so many times on the internet.

[Lord Satori]

When you go to purchase a digital only release game on the PSN after clearing out massive amounts of data, and there's a glitch in the system preventing you from making said purchase. I was so fucking pissed.