Death Crimson

[Terramax]

I would like to bring an urgent matter to everyone's attention. I know this may not be the correct section of the forums to bring up such a topic, but I feel it necessary under the circumstances.

As we speak, a member of my family is in hospital. It came unexpectedly as they were left in the room with a video game which, unknown to us, while playing, is thought to have catastrophic affects, both psychologically and neurologically. Reports are that the game brings a multitude of ill-symptoms, perhaps fatal, including irrational behaviour, catatonia, panic, physical exhaustion, motion sickness, irregular bowel syndrome and even highly dangerous psychological effects such as distress and suicide. It is said to have particular damaging effects to those in a nervous disposition.

The game is thought to be titled 'Death Crimson', reportedly by a little known developer 'Ecole Software Corporation', and has been released on the much beloved console the 'Sega Saturn'. Motivations for why Ecole Software Corporation sought to release such a harmful product upon the masses remains, as of yet, unknown. Sources report various departments and agencies are working around the clock to find those responsible and bring in for question.

In the meantime, if you see a copy of this game, it is advised you stay well clear of it, no-matter what, or if you have a copy within your possession, to destroy of it immediately. Relevant government bodies have been dutifully informed of the game's existence and are in progress in understanding how the symptoms began, and how they may be counteracted.

Again, it must be stressed that everyone has a responsibility to inform others, particularly children and the vulnerable, that they are to avoid all contact with this game by whatever means necessary. I cannot heed enough that nobody, under any circumstance, are to play this game!

Thank you. God bless you, and good luck.

[Ed Oscuro]

ok

[President_Obama]

Fuck god.

[Tarma]

Sounds like Rise of The Robots all over again.

[trap15]

0/10 would not copypaste.

[EmperorIng]

It is advised that you buy as many copies of Death Crimson (Japanese: Dessu no Kuruminzonu 死亡クリムゾン) and its sequel, Death Crimson 2 (Dessu no Kuruminzonu Tsu: Pantsu no Otachi) and destroy them, to prevent further damage to mankind. Your family has our condolences.

[Jonathan Ingram]

Sounds like synopsis for Nanashi no Game 3.

[Mischief Maker]

I heard that playing Polybius can cure those symptoms.

[Ruldra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoPzJ6bDqfk

brb going to the hospital.

[President_Obama]

That's just irresponsible.

[Cee]

Im sure this thread idea seemed alot more amusing in your head than it actually is , jesus.

[Moniker]

Got the idea from Infinite Jest, I'm sure.

I guess we all do stupid drunk shit some times.

[Khan]

Oh wow, never knew they did a Saturn version of the game I only heard of it on dreamcast wasnt half bad either

[Blackbird]

Is this a serious post? I could swear that this premise was the plot of a manga I read =/.

[Ed Oscuro]

I heard the manga was a movie first, and the movie was a novel first.

[Lord Satori]

I didn't even watch a minute of that video and I can already tell this thread isn't serious at all.

That being said, forms of media so disturbing that they can cause insanity and sickness is an interesting concept.

[Joe T.]

Got the idea from Infinite Jest, I'm sure.

I guess we all do stupid drunk shit some times.

The PGOAT is defo not in Death Crimson.

[rancor]

That being said, forms of media so disturbing that they can cause insanity and sickness is an interesting concept.

Pokemon did it first..

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/seizure.asp

[Lord Satori]

That wasn't caused by a disturbing event, it was caused by flashing lights, so it doesn't count. Even then, the very article you linked to states that only a handful of children were affected.

[LaserGun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI3IOQ9MfQ4

[drauch]

This isn't even weasels.

[Doctor Butler]

"One day was play graduis, but then was ring on phone! was gf's dad, and he say 'go play Mars Matrix'."

[shmuppyLove]

"One day was play graduis, but then was ring on phone! was gf's dad, and he say 'go play Mars Matrix'."

THEN WHO WAS DESS KURIMUZUN?

[Astraea FGA Mk. I]

I am going to write a novel now

[BIL]

serious psa pls read

[Lord Satori]

I like how this has turned into a spam thread.

[Doctor Butler]

THEN WHO WAS DESS KURIMUZUN?

THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

[SuperGrafx]

+1

[Lord Satori]

[Doctor Butler]

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