Little things that annoy the hell out of you

[Blinge]

So I'm catching up on a few of the new Family Guys I've missed recently, and one of the episodes is entirely about herpes! Wtf, Seth, why did you possibly think that was a good idea? And the last 5 or so seconds of the episode grossed me out of my mind.

That's life, son. now go out and get your willy wet.

[President_Obama]

Her on the left would get it!

Trufax

[50Hz]

Those annoying hyphenated last names.
A woman should take the husband's name when marrying him. Why complicate things?

Fuck you m8
I have four names, the last two are hyphenated.
To make it even more impressive, my initials combine to form a fifth.

[Lord Satori]

Dreams where you're going to the bathroom.

[Blinge]

Dreams where you're going to the bathroom.

That's life, son. now go out and get your willy wet.

[mastermx]

Dreams where you're going to the bathroom.

That's life, son. now go out and get your willy wet.

LOL, ouch my sides. This should be the new slogan for this forum.

Little thing that annoys me: How hard it is for one to get their willy wet.

[Blinge]

ehh, if it was a lot easier you wouldn't appreciate it as much..

[mastermx]

I suppose you could pay for it...

EDIT: nah, that would be cheating

[Blinge]

that's credit feeding.

[mastermx]

Lol! Brb, gonna go and save state practice

[Blinge]

eurrrghghghgh. haha, love it.

[mastermx]

I now regret making that euphemism. I have sullied the good shmup name. It's already niche enough as it is.

[President_Obama]

The McDonald's rep who's just been on Channel 4's 'news' and said that the Brit taxpayer should subsidise McDonalds' poor wages.
I hope a grand piano falls on his head and Jon Snow is forcibly 'retired.'

[Skykid]

The McDonald's rep who's just been on Channel 4's 'news' and said that the Brit taxpayer should subsidise McDonalds' poor wages.

Ha ha! That's worth a google.

[BulletMagnet]

They're already doing it here in the USA - they've set up some manner of "employee assistance" hotline/website for workers who can't make ends meet on their salaries, and the first thing they tell them to do is sign up for Medicaid and food stamps, i.e. let the taxpayers keep you out of abject poverty, because we sure as hell won't. And that's before you get into the helpful "tips" they offer, like "cutting food into smaller pieces makes meals feel more substantial" and my personal favorite, "don't complain, that increases unhealthy stress."

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

I believe they also had a helpful online budgeting tool for their full time employees which automatically assumed an income from "second job". That is to say, they tacitly admit that full time McDonald's wages are not enough to live on. Cocks.

[Skykid]

And that's before you get into the helpful "tips" they offer, like "cutting food into smaller pieces makes meals feel more substantial" and my personal favorite, "don't complain, that increases unhealthy stress."

[President_Obama]

Working tax credits subsidise flagging wages, but it was the manner in which the guy said it. He said that if McDonalds' franchise owners were forced to raise wages, the Brit taxpayer instead of partly subsidising their wages would be fully subsidising them because the staff would be on the dole. And of course, Jon Snow who likes to market himself as some sort of super journalist just sat there like a flapping, geriatric asshole and let the bastard away with it.

[ACSeraph]

The fact that my new S-video -> HDMI upscaler cant fucking display a 4:3 picture

[Lord Satori]

The fact that Youtube won't let me scroll through all of my recently watched videos. Whats worse is that it lists videos that were embedded in other sites among those, so I've got all this clutter I watched on cheezburger.com listed among the other stuff I normally watch.

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

Working tax credits subsidise flagging wages, but it was the manner in which the guy said it. He said that if McDonalds' franchise owners were forced to raise wages, the Brit taxpayer instead of partly subsidising their wages would be fully subsidising them because the staff would be on the dole. And of course, Jon Snow who likes to market himself as some sort of super journalist just sat there like a flapping, geriatric asshole and let the bastard away with it.

Wheres Paxman when you need him?

[TransatlanticFoe]

People who think that using the horn on their car will magically resolve any traffic problem.

Stuck at a junction trying to turn right this evening, there was never a spot where there wasn't traffic coming either way. Twat behind honks his horn. Does he expect me to just pull out in front of oncoming traffic? Not much I can do, you tosser.

[Stormwatch]

Moment of joy, my sweetheart is back!

Turns out the borrowed laptop he was using got virused, and his own computer was borked, so he was only allowed online with his dad looking over his shoulder. And he can't buy a new one right now because his car also had some problem, and that was his financial priority for job and safety reasons.

[Blinge]

Being awake, in the present moment.

[Specineff]

The times I have to disable AdBlock Plus to avoid it eating too much memory, visit a wiki or another site supported by ads, then my browser gets ass-raped by three or more video ads playing at the same time on different parts of the page.

[Lord Satori]

The times I have to disable AdBlock Plus to avoid it eating too much memory, visit a wiki or another site supported by ads, then my browser gets ass-raped by three or more video ads playing at the same time on different parts of the page.

Oh god yes. I'm glad I've never had to disable AdBlock Plus.

Those moments when you suddenly get wrenched out of what you're watching/reading for no reason. Lately this has been happening to me when I'm watching subbed anime. All of a sudden I get unimmersed and become aware that I'm reading words on a screen.

[BitFaced]

Speaking of fucking ads, being constantly interrupted on webpages by "YOU MUST UPDATE FLASH NOW" pages whose automatic set-up downloads are sometimes malicious (luckily, the browser warns me). Anyone know how to fix this?

[Formless God]

FTG people shit talking STGs and rhythm games.
Hopefully they are the minority.

Anyone know how to fix this?

NoScript.

[50Hz]

FTG people shit talking STGs and rhythm games.
Hopefully they are the minority.

What kind of things do they say?
I'm not that familiar with rhythm but is it, and I'm about to make a total strawman here, along the lines of "LMAO, primarily single player games can't be competitive" or "it's just memorisation LOLOL"

[mastermx]

What really annoys me is having that perfect run, and then your pc decides to minimise, because some program needed to update. By the time you have it back up, you are already dead...

@formless
From my experience in the ftg community, and being an ftg player myself, I haven't seen any Shit talking on STG. If anything there is respect.