I'm drunk thread!

[Plasmo]

Why didn't anyone else try this before?

Or did someone?

[Plasmo]

Link or it didn't happen.

[Udderdude]

Why does it look like Plasmo is talking to himself? He's not that drunk, is he?

[nasty_wolverine]

Why does it look like Plasmo is talking to himself? He's not that drunk, is he?

Yes he is... So am I

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

Doing a retro games night in this pub next week but it's all hipsters dunno if this is good or bad

[Frenetic]

Hey guys, what are your favorite cocktails? Try this one from the F-man when you get a chance.

The F-Manhattan
2 oz. Booker's Bourbon
1 oz. Carpano Antica Vermouth
A couple of dashes of Fee's Orange Bitters

Stir gently.

Rub the rim of the glass with the citrus peel of your choice. Drop it in the glass.

Sip and enjoy.

--the F-man

[CStarFlare]

Got a prescription yesterday. Today I called the doctor to make sure I was allowed to drink (heavily) while I used it.

Not sure what his opinion of me is right now, but I have a party on Tuesday and I will not miss it.

[guigui]

I never get drunk, never drink actually.

This thread is sad.

[drauch]

I never get drunk, never drink actually.

This thread is sad.

Thanks for the input.

And... go fuck yourself.

[CMoon]

And... go fuck yourself.

[guigui]

I never get drunk, never drink actually.

This thread is sad.

Thanks for the input.

And... go fuck yourself.

You're right, I am the sad man. No offense intended.

[Klatrymadon]

Er Boqueron. Beer made with sea water. DARIUS BOOZE.

[CMoon]

Er Boqueron. Beer made with sea water. DARIUS BOOZE.

Is it actually any good? Sounds terrible.

[Ed Oscuro]

"olga breeze" flying between the mouth and the piss trough, right now

btw, any fans of Royal Crown whiskey in here?

[Acid King]

Celebrating Palm Sunday with Gentleman Jack.

[soprano1]

Er Boqueron. Beer made with sea water. DARIUS BOOZE.

Is it actually any good? Sounds terrible.

I'll tell you in August. Unless someone who lives in Spain posts here first

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

The thing about having niche interests is that you wish other people shared them. But then they become common and you feel like people are only interested because they're cool and resent them for it. So you end up with this endless cycle of desire for acceptance and resentment of popularity

[Udderdude]

I'm going to post in this thread every time I drink, because fuck it.

[drauch]

I'm going to post in this thread every time I drink, because fuck it.

Do it. Drunk thread is life.

[Moniker]

I'm drunk. Isn't helping my migraine like it usually does... yet. Must get more drunk. Like Jello, you always have room for more. Also: Jello sucks. (Scotch doesn't.)

[Moniker]

Scotch cure works! Feelin' pretty badass now. Although I did eat like 3 pounds of fettuccine alfredo w/ crab.

[CMoon]

Had a 4 year old bottle of double bastard last night. Wasn't gonna drink the whole thing myself, but suddenly my friend backed out of drinking the other half and went back to drinking pilsners. What the hell man? Regardless, old bastard is good bastard.

[Plasmo]

disoooooooooorderly

J&B - finest

[Astraea FGA Mk. I]

On Strongbow number two. Not yet drunk, but my mania is starting to show itself.

Funny conversation with my friend. He went out drinking last night, I decided to go home as I have a 60 page report to write by Tuesday.
He says he blacked out at around 10:30 pm. He woke up in bed unable to remember how he got there. Somehow he has various bruises, a broken belt buckle (how the fuck do you break a belt buckle?!?), and tears in his clothing. His hand has a variety of different colour stamps on it as well. Would be quite a fun investigatory journey to try and figure out what the hell happened. Thank jesus I went home when I did.

[Skykid]

I hope when I too old to get wasted with 18 year olds someone tells me.

[Plasmo]

I FFUDKQ!!

[Udderdude]

I saw this and started drinking. http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2014/04/et- ... atari.html

https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/ ... 85/photo/1

[Eaglet]

This is in past tense but holy shit. Had one weird ass experience waking up today.
My girlfriend had a big party with friends at her country house and i ended up drinking... quite a lot.
Last thing i remember is going to bed fully clothed and sleeping.
Woke up naked, bed linens are gone, walk out to my girl and her friends to ask WTF is going on.
Turns out i puked in her face when she got into bed and continued baking pizzas like there was no tomorrow. She took care of me and put me in the shower but when i couldn't open the shower doors to get out (because of the zombie like state i was in) i smashed through the doors (fixed 'em now though) and started marching out into the living room.
She got a towel around the family jewels and got me in bed (turns out i was almost sleep walking, just answering with gruff noises) and stayed up looking after me.

Embarassing as fuck.
Glad my girl is as wonderful as she is...

We did some calculations and i had about 40cl of 40% spirits, two glasses of wine and 9 beers with an average of 8%.

[CMoon]

Be careful how you mix your alcohols. Wine and beer for instance can be pretty bad together. A shot of whiskey with some beer is OK though (at least for me.) Been moving the last two weeks--bought a house, just finished cleaning the apartment I left. So much shit to do every day. Pretty much getting tossed every night, but since I make my own beer this isn't that expensive.

[CMoon]

As a new (drunken) home owner and bachelor, my living room has inevitably become a shrine to myself (music, movies, comics, video games). Just set up my Sega love-in couch+TV+genesis+saturn+dreamcast arena. Sure, there's a ps2 there as well, but what the fuck, you can play Truxton as much as you want, who wants to play silent hill 2??? (LOL can't play truxton well drunk or sober)