I laughed so hard.trap15 wrote:RegalSin wrote:Oh god please don't let the dream die I mean I want to move to a place where I can be a prevert and be respected without having to join the military where respect for art is common.
The Quotable RegalSin
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Squire Grooktook
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Aeon Zenith - My STG.RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................
Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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Word on the wire is that RegalSin has discovered the Castlevania Dungeon Forums.
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RegalSin wrote:You can't even drive across the country Naked anymore
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RegalSin wrote: Being gay is like a mental illness, everyone is homosexual in some piece of their mind, just like everyone is 1% serial killer, even I sometimes find muscled black people attractive but shrug it off
I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.
I hit a goldmine.
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RegalSin is so a closet homo.
Hell, barely even closet at this rate.
Hell, barely even closet at this rate.
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I had a dozen tabs about markov chains sitting on my browser for weeks now. Thank you RegalSin for making me move my ass and do something:
5th-Order MarkovianSin wrote:However some kind of punishment. While he is introduced. The way using logical exploding a teenager allllll the electricity, the books it is slave don't even "you see her eyes you need to this. From then they can smell your allowance, the horrific forced possible. Like a ugly man with the sexauls. I walked out on the cops come in, they get kidding on they can run away also.
Again how to popularity
Homosexaul admits, take his stash, and ( while in China who has radation of some science like "taking your privates"
It's not as good as the original, will never be, but made me smile nevertheless. Maybe I'll try to make it work with words instead of individual characters next.4th-Order wrote:I myself wonderstitious free the radiation of granny, mom feels then your mommy, or making held down ) grind if the done has rape or gay perstitious free bread. It is so much, I can pull ever talk about choice
They hands all him, and a bull.
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Ancient Chinese medican
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That's cheating. IMO what makes RegalSin so hilarious is that he (presumably) isn't robotically generated.Eno wrote:markov chains
More real RS quotes from the new gold mine please?
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Squire Grooktook
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I practically fell off my chair.Captain wrote:RegalSin wrote: Being gay is like a mental illness, everyone is homosexual in some piece of their mind, just like everyone is 1% serial killer, even I sometimes find muscled black people attractive but shrug it off
I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.
I hit a goldmine.
Aeon Zenith - My STG.RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................
Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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Oh, you shouldn't. Just keep the thread alive!Captain wrote: I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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Short of registering at some forums to view the damage RegalSin left in his wake, I think I've found all I can.
It's all in your hands now, Captain.
It's all in your hands now, Captain.
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I....don't get this one.Regalsin wrote:Science is like a teddy bear always wants to rape you when you sleep and is all cuddly when you look at it. Its like gays.
I really don't.
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I think he means that science looks cool but then what has it done! Nuclear bombs, weapons, his rant on cars killing so many people and so on.
And of course gays are all rapists that want to turn straight people gay by raping them. Something like that.
And of course gays are all rapists that want to turn straight people gay by raping them. Something like that.
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it is the teddy bear part that has me baffled.
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Maybe he equates teddy bears with pedo bear or something? Either way, he seems pretty disturbed and out of it.
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Teddy bears - still bears!
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MOAR!!!
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Too bad thinks kinda explains what kind of site i found him on.RegalSin wrote:In a century or so humans will just sit their entire lives doing things wiht their brain computers and turn into slugs, meanwhile the world shuts down and everyone knows your porn and you're proud of it.
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neo geo forum?Captain wrote:Too bad thinks kinda explains what kind of site i found him on.RegalSin wrote:In a century or so humans will just sit their entire lives doing things wiht their brain computers and turn into slugs, meanwhile the world shuts down and everyone knows your porn and you're proud of it.
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I know I'm kinda necro-ing this thread, but fuck it. I had no idea this guy had shown up here, and I'm dying reading some of his posts. The thing is, this guy isn't just a troll. He's been writing insane nonsense for at least 8 years. There's no way one wouldn't grow tired of trolling after that long, and there's no way one can remain so consistently stupid over time unless they're the real deal. He used to post on Cheapassgamer back in 2006 (before getting banned, naturally), and I've found some of his more prolific work to share with you guys.
On sexual relations:
And finally, the greatest use of language in the history of man...
On pregnancy:
I'm honestly relieved to know this guy is still around, 8 years later.
On sexual relations:
On sexual relations again:RegalSin2020 wrote:Well on one hand I can hold it great I just need to not tinkle. I might release a couple of drops.
Then again on the other hand I move my body and avoid pumping. You push and not pump. If you pump then your going to release quicker.
Now on to the subject of damaging the the Warhead realease might be enabedable and pose serious consequences.
On stealing from Circuit City:RegalSin2020 wrote:Then again sex is no diffrent then sticking a stick down some hole to make a female womenly or girl scream or make noise.
On the Playstation 3:RegalSin2020 wrote:Well personally nobody cares seeing how I would try and and steal from these big wig stores myself.
They got tons of crap just lying around all over the place. All you need to do is rip the merchandise from ther cases and watch the camera.
It is really stupid when you think about it. Personally stealing a couple of items even a dozen from one of these stores is not a big deal.
If it was a small store from around the corner then I would consider it a big deal but it is the dirty minimum wage circuit city. Also the people working there stink like ugly deorderant or Kalone.
Also Fight the power.
RegalSin2020 wrote:Now who is the bigger let down again. Sony for making there stuff downloadable thus people can learn about the program files or OCP for making RoboCop who dictates that OCP is the biggest Crime lord
And finally, the greatest use of language in the history of man...
On pregnancy:
RegalSin2020 wrote:You and your wife must be going on and off like crazy 24/7 lock shock and tight or am I right?
Anyhows I hope little Elijah Daniel will grow to be a healthy boy or is it Crystal Melissa who will become a vigorous girl?
Also don't over do it now Sailor you might end up like my father who is on his third family and second Child Support.
Again think about the world your children will live in and explore. Anyhows children is allways nice to have around. I am only twelve and before I was two:applause:
Again Congrats now tie your tubes?
I'm honestly relieved to know this guy is still around, 8 years later.
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Holy shit. I think I have a new signature quote
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Intracoital urination anxiety. Would make for a great House, M.D. episode.
The freaks are rising through the floor.
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Note: doing a search for "tied tubes" probably isn't worth it
but at least I got to see a baby, and a woman with a pigtailed smiling face on her stomach!
but at least I got to see a baby, and a woman with a pigtailed smiling face on her stomach!
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On Crash Bandicoot:
On current events:RegalSin wrote:Crash Bandicoot is a tool of the feminist monsters
On new game systems:RegalSin wrote:Right now I feel like my constitutional rights have been violated, with the current law trends. With pro non-heterosexuals boat floating, in the open like a giant fire being lite over the water, it feels so unhappy, to get into anything right now...
Unrelated, their have been a spike of self mutilation, recently, if you look at the charts, a lot of people are unhappy, right now, for various reasons. It looks as if the charts all went down during the begining of the 1990's uptill 1995, when the dot com, crashed occured. Another way to look at things, is that one persons victory is another person failure.
0. Around 2008 this started, up agian????
On being an American:RegalSin wrote:Another reason why the new game systems sucks, ballz. I mean what kind of moron makes a command, and that could be another name.
On what DLC is for:RegalSin wrote:I live in a 1st world nation, not a 3rd world nation, where people live in mountains, make flat bread, live in garbage dumps, and even bath in waste water.
RegalSin wrote:1. It shutdowns businesses like Blockbuster, and takes away from the community as a whole.
2. It is for people in 3rd world nations like, any place where people do not buy anything but they have their cell phone subscription, so why not.
3. It is for people who are filled with hate, for everybody they come into contact with.
4. It is for people who can't stand to be disrespected anymore.
5. It is for wino's pussy wuss babies, who hates seeing people have a job "A whole floor room, of employees, and not a single one is doing anything, says the 40+ year old man"
6. It is for the racist, people, who just can't stand seeing people, of other races getting money.
7. It is for the military person, who is too empty headed, to think about consumer affairs. So they download the product ( which should be free in the military ), and carry on.
That is what DLC is for. Not for the person with some money, and a roof, and could have something to hold on to.
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I actually completely agree with the DLC thing.
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That's worrying.
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Oh my god I'm dyingNTSC-J wrote:On Crash Bandicoot:RegalSin wrote:Crash Bandicoot is a tool of the feminist monsters
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<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
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^
The best part is that no single word in that sentence belongs with any other.
The best part is that no single word in that sentence belongs with any other.
The freaks are rising through the floor.
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I live in a 1st world, and make flat bread every day.
S,hould I be reevaluating what kind of number I should be using to identify the world I'm living in?
S,hould I be reevaluating what kind of number I should be using to identify the world I'm living in?
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This breaking news "from our affiliate in Dallas, 40 year old man, who says that nobody is doing anything"
@ BryanM:
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