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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:30 am 


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:32 pm 


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U know what Goomp, ur right - I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS, and promise not 2 post them anymore. 3; PLS accept this drawing I made 2 b friends 4 EVAR ;3

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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC DICK LMAO :cool:

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Impressive, CRYING ASEIMI SENSOU! That dead dude is packing serious head, with considerable staying power and some crazy technique! Slipping and sliding, your ass he will be riding! :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:53 pm 


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Goompaolo9500 wrote:
Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I :lol:
Is this your plan, you deviant?

The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:50 pm 


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BIL wrote:
not dick pics


Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.

Also wondering if the upcoming Xydonia will give us anything to add to this thread.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:28 pm 


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Stevens wrote:
Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.


I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA Image

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Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS! :shock:

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:27 pm 


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You're talented, BIL :x
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:51 am 


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BIL wrote:
Stevens wrote:
Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.


I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA Image

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(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)

Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS! :shock:

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;


Yeah but where's the hitbox man?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:08 am 


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tbh this is the best topic the forum has seen in years.

no homo.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:01 am 


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BIL- Permission to avatar the first pic?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:11 am 


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Absolutely! I must apologise, I'm falling asleep as I type this so I'm not quite sure which pic you mean, but you have my permission regardless. Image
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:21 am 


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BIL's "shmup content icons" need to make a full-time return.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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I've got 'em stowed safely for later, don't worry. ;3
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:00 am 


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Zen wrote:
Goompaolo9500 wrote:
Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I :lol:
Is this your plan, you deviant?

The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.

This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:03 am 


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Stevens wrote:
BIL wrote:
Stevens wrote:
Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.


I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA Image

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(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)

Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS! :shock:

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;

Look back at this. I don't like offensive photos like those.
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Yeah but where's the hitbox man?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:11 am 


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You're asking the wrong people, Goompy old buddy. If you're that bothered about this silly thread, PM a mod or an admin with your concerns. Maybe it'll get nuked off the server, maybe it'll stick around. I try not to abuse bloodf's hospitality, really - but I'm pretty sure we're well within the forum's limits, having a harmless laugh at STGs' long, hard, throbbing association with monstrously outsized phallic imagery.

Also, those are not photos - they are either authentic footage of STG gameplay, or artwork inspired directly by the same, and they are all appropriately spoilered so as not to offend passing dickphobic inviduals. :cool:
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:47 am 


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Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.

I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:34 pm 


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We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:11 pm 


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Blinge wrote:
Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.


Silence, BURINJU! Believe me when I say there's a lot more where that fusillade of high-quality injection-moulded PVC came from! :twisted:

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I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.


Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension. :shock: :oops:

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TBH I'd be kinda sad to see this thread go, though! For while I will always respect the authority of bloodf and his chosen representatives, I think it would set an unhappy precedent if a lone expression of offense was given such sway. Goomp - if you are suffering some kind of hardship from this thread's continued existence, I am very sorry. But surely you could stop reading (and bumping) it? I can't imagine the mere appearance of "Dick Stock" in the topic list could be making that much of an impact on your life, unless you are a dumb little kid whose parents are monitoring his internet for the slightest hint of rudeness - but in that case you shouldn't be on here anyway. 3;

If you're merely offended, that's a shame, but life hurts! Wear a cup! Image

And BTW: I'm still pretty annoyed that my heartfelt mockup poster for crossover STG sensation THE CYBER FORCE went up in flames with your "Characters In Shmup" thread! Fortunately I saved a copy before the thread got nuked. It was a really close call, though - most disquieting. I appreciate you are new to our community, but PLEASE take your posting duties a little more seriously! Just imagine... TREVOR from the GTA 5 teams up with GRADIUS and 1942 to get revenge on everyone's favourite mastermind, GYNOUG DICKMAN, after a routine checkup with a traitorous surgeon sees his junk replaced with a mighty gravitational warhead, primed to annihilate the space-time continuum! :shock:

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“Every night, I can feel my [BEEP]… and my [BEEP]… even my [BEEEEEP]. The [BEEP] I’ve lost… the [BEEP BEEP] I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting! It’s like they’re all still there! You feel it, too, don’t you?!

I'm going to make him give it all back!


"What the fuck? Look pal I just signed up to kill some nips and get a little poontang. Sorry about your junk though. Had a buddy at Pearl Harbor get his whole-"

"If we don't get Trevor's junk fixed, there's no future for any of us.

Let's roll."


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension. :shock: :oops:


Unfortunately Blinge Reviews Dicks-Ep 169 hasn't rendered yet. Let alone the bonus features :(
Patience.

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I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS


This had me constantly giggling throughout an otherwise shitty monday.. :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:16 pm 


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Goddamnit, BIL!

That was beautiful. I'm tearing-up here.

TEN - HUT!

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Deadliar wrote:
We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...



It's gonna explode all right.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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GOOMPALO old buddy, this is the big one. :shock: We suspect the below STG contains dick, but we require your expert eye and tireless enthusiasm - none of our star agents have been able to crack the case so far.

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Please get back to us with your findings - the credibility of this entire operation depends on it! :o
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Btw, could it really be that the Galshell games don't have their share of dick stock? They definitely have the semen and no lack of vagina. I couldn't be bothered watching a full replay to find the correct boss fight, but it's gotta be in there.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Wow BIL - Where in the internets darkest recesses did you find that?

Amazing.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Jeneki wrote:
That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.


It has to be free:D I can't imagine anyone would ever admit paying for it.

In response to BIL's legendary post:

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Speaking of obscure freeware, I seem to remember seeing a shmup where you literally were a dick. I'll probably never remember where, though. :lol:


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Goompaolo9500 wrote:
This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.


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Calamari special!

Serve with steamed Lance and tuna sashimi.

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