Blinge wrote:
Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.
Silence, BURINJU! Believe me when I say there's
a lot more where that fusillade of high-quality injection-moulded PVC came from!
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I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.
Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension.

Deadliar wrote:
We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...
The great work will continue apace, no matter the master's decision. A difference of venue changes nothing.

TBH I'd be kinda sad to see this thread go, though! For while I will always respect the authority of bloodf and his chosen representatives, I think it would set an unhappy precedent if a lone expression of offense was given such sway. Goomp - if you are suffering some kind of hardship from this thread's continued existence, I am very sorry. But surely you could stop reading (and bumping) it? I can't imagine the mere appearance of "Dick Stock" in the topic list could be making that much of an impact on your life, unless you are a dumb little kid whose parents are monitoring his internet for the slightest hint of rudeness - but in that case you shouldn't be on here anyway. 3;
If you're merely offended, that's a shame, but life hurts! Wear a cup!

And BTW: I'm still pretty annoyed that my heartfelt mockup poster for crossover STG sensation
THE CYBER FORCE went up in flames with your "Characters In Shmup" thread! Fortunately I saved a copy before the thread got nuked. It was a really close call, though - most disquieting. I appreciate you are new to our community, but PLEASE take your posting duties a little more seriously! Just imagine... TREVOR from the GTA 5 teams up with GRADIUS and 1942 to get revenge on everyone's favourite mastermind, GYNOUG DICKMAN, after a routine checkup with a traitorous surgeon sees his junk replaced with a mighty gravitational warhead, primed to annihilate the space-time continuum!

“Every night, I can feel my [BEEP]… and my [BEEP]… even my [BEEEEEP]. The [BEEP] I’ve lost… the [BEEP BEEP] I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting! It’s like they’re all still there! You feel it, too, don’t you?!
I'm going to make him give it all back!”
"What the fuck? Look pal I just signed up to kill some nips and get a little poontang. Sorry about your junk though. Had a buddy at Pearl Harbor get his whole-"
"If we don't get Trevor's junk fixed, there's no future for any of us.
Let's roll." APRIL 2025 ;-;7 GET READY TO CRYING RN