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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:59 pm 


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Let's break this wide open.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:26 pm 


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I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.

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Damn Blazing Star animations are awesome. I assembled this one myself from the sprites.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:41 pm 


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That Blazing Star on is $$.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:04 pm 


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Stevens wrote:
Let's break this wide open.

I always assumed that every Cho Aniki enemy was already dropped in this thread, but I'm not sure I saw this one anywhere?
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I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.

Also look out for tiny snowmen on your big snowman
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:11 pm 


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Sumez wrote:
Also look out for tiny snowmen on your big snowman

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What's going on here? Is the big muscly body just a suit?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:06 pm 


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I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.


God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:05 am 


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Stevens wrote:
Let's break this wide open.

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And there it is.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:43 pm 


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I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.


I bet there is Sumez, I just don't think you're looking hard enough. Maybe try extending you're search.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:37 pm 


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BIL wrote:
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I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.


God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.

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WOW THIS IS HUGE I THINK I LIKE THIS MORE THAN PUNCTUATION
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:53 pm 


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Yeah and that's only his chub! :o (<-MARINE LIFE HUMOUR)

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:26 pm 


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MAKE IT HUGER THIS IS THE BIGGEREST LANCE
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Looks like Titanic Lance has parasites. I think its chlamydia.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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It's a hard life fuckin' out on the high seas :sad:
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:37 pm 


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Those are clearly its side bitches.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:52 pm 


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On that note, Mr. Lance's technical prowess should not be overlooked! He may have the monstrous bulk to put lesser shmup dicks in the shade, but he's also a remarkably versatile and tenacious participant! That is what ranks him among the Great Shmup Dicks of all time! ;3

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:35 am 


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I'm sorry Bil but no matter how manly Titanic Lance is he'll always be a ripoff of this (cough) amazing boss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cwogMB9o0&t=18m35s

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Okay I'll admit, he's more of a successor than a ripoff. And a damn fine one at that.
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LOL Amazo. I'll say one thing for him, he's got staying power! Three go-arounds before he finally blows his top! Image
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:01 pm 


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You are just making fun of shmup bosses thinkong that they are dicks. These jokes are too bad. Let's lock this.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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If you don't have a dick to post, quit wasting the time of our busy research team. Image
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:21 pm 


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Looks like Goompaolo9500 is suffering from a titanic dick envy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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U know what Goomp I'm really sorry 3; I had an epifanny about dicks and I agree they are bad and wrong. Pls accept this memorial drawing I made 2 be friends 4ever:

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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC PULSATING DICK LMAO :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Eliminate Dong :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:38 pm 


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Ah yes - stage 3 "ASSAULT ON DICK MOUNTAIN," very cool stage! Image Later on it even channels some Cho Aniki with those buff muscle bros firing their PEC RAWKETS! Wait... were those their dicks you were blasting on the way up? :o Maybe that's why they're so pissed at you!

"RUORRR! YOU SHOT MY PEENOR!"
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^ that is what I imagine them saying now, every time! :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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I'm in my office at work and simply could not repress my laughter at Assault on Dick Mountain.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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You think that's bad? Wait till you see the boss!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:00 pm 


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More laughter.

Wait - He is thrusting in your general direction, followed by white bullets, and when he emerges he shoots what looks like crabs at you.

What I'm getting from this is always use condoms.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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I throughly enjoyed circumcizing the final boss of In The Hunt, one slice at a time.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:18 am 


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Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
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