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Let's break this wide open.

I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.



Damn Blazing Star animations are awesome. I assembled this one myself from the sprites.

That Blazing Star on is $$.

I always assumed that every Cho Aniki enemy was already dropped in this thread, but I'm not sure I saw this one anywhere?

I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.

Also look out for tiny snowmen on your big snowman

What's going on here? Is the big muscly body just a suit?

God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.

And there it is.

I bet there is Sumez, I just don't think you're looking hard enough. Maybe try extending you're search.

WOW THIS IS HUGE I THINK I LIKE THIS MORE THAN PUNCTUATION

Yeah and that's only his chub! (<-MARINE LIFE HUMOUR)

Looks like Titanic Lance has parasites. I think its chlamydia.

It's a hard life fuckin' out on the high seas

Those are clearly its side bitches.

titaniclancewithshades.gif

On that note, Mr. Lance's technical prowess should not be overlooked! He may have the monstrous bulk to put lesser shmup dicks in the shade, but he's also a remarkably versatile and tenacious participant! That is what ranks him among the Great Shmup Dicks of all time! ;3

BIG GIFFU

I'm sorry Bil but no matter how manly Titanic Lance is he'll always be a ripoff of this (cough) amazing boss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cwogMB9o0&t=18m35s

LOL Amazo. I'll say one thing for him, he's got staying power! Three go-arounds before he finally blows his top!

You are just making fun of shmup bosses thinkong that they are dicks. These jokes are too bad. Let's lock this.

If you don't have a dick to post, quit wasting the time of our busy research team.

Looks like Goompaolo9500 is suffering from a titanic dick envy.

OUT

U know what Goomp I'm really sorry 3; I had an epifanny about dicks and I agree they are bad and wrong. Pls accept this memorial drawing I made 2 be friends 4ever:

Eliminate Dong

Ah yes - stage 3 "ASSAULT ON DICK MOUNTAIN," very cool stage! Later on it even channels some Cho Aniki with those buff muscle bros firing their PEC RAWKETS! Wait... were those their dicks you were blasting on the way up? Maybe that's why they're so pissed at you!

"RUORRR! YOU SHOT MY PEENOR!"

Spoiler: show

^ that is what I imagine them saying now, every time!

I'm in my office at work and simply could not repress my laughter at Assault on Dick Mountain.

You think that's bad? Wait till you see the boss!


What a dickhead

More laughter.

Wait - He is thrusting in your general direction, followed by white bullets, and when he emerges he shoots what looks like crabs at you.

What I'm getting from this is always use condoms.

I throughly enjoyed circumcizing the final boss of In The Hunt, one slice at a time.

Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.