This thread goes hard

[PerishedFraud ឵឵]

Feel free to screenshot.

[BIL]

I only had the shareware as a kid 3;

[PerishedFraud ឵឵]

Woah, just like in Explosive Breaker!

[Sengoku Strider]

Search: Synonym for going hard
Found: Polish Amiga games

[Sumez]

[BIL]

Found: Polish Amiga games

When Poland go hard, Technos z Capcom making go hospital

Woah, just like in Explosive Breaker!

Helicopters In Space has 4,000 years of history!

[BareKnuckleRoo]

excuse me, I think you meant to post this Bakuretsu Breaker thread in shmups chat

where's the pirate ship tho

[Sengoku Strider]

where's the pirate ship tho

Pirates got fucked up in a street hassle.

[drauch]

I always thought this fucker was hard as fuck.

[Lander]

I've been waiting for this moment.

[BIL]

Me logging back in2 shumps farm on alt after gettin bann 4 pwning 2 many noobz

[Lemnear]

Pirates got fucked up in a street hassle.

This is ART !!!

[Sengoku Strider]

This is ART !!!

HARDNESS WARNING: This product goes so hard it may induce heavy breathing.

[Lemnear]

This is ART !!!

HARDNESS WARNING:

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This product goes so hard it may induce heavy breathing.

pwning 2 many noobz

Saved for posterity.

First time i see this "game"

wait this is a real song!
the whole game is like "Cho Aniki + Vendetta"

is somewhat between garbage and masterpiece...something that few games can achieve.

Don't tell me that also the first post of this topic is another game or i will die XD


The only game i know that reach highest unholy trashness is Top Banana (Amiga), but is not hard in that sense.

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"Our planet is under threat - not from slimy aliens or evil wizards but from direct consequences of our own greed and stupidity. Every moment sees further demolition of the rainforest, more leaking nuclear waste, land floods caused by melting ice caps and much needed food rotting in locked warehouses. Your task is to combat those forces which are worlds tilts into oblivion you must redress the balance through positive action. To aid you in this task you are invested with a great power - that power is Love. Use this power to repel the agents of destruction. By spreading Love your enemies will vanish, or even begin to help you. You will be able to stem the tide of flood, neutralise the acid rain and release the hoarded fruits of the World's produce for all to share. If you succeed then you will have proved your skill and courage in the material world. Consequently, you will be offered the opportunity to seek ultimate wisdom in the Mind-Scape and achieve the status of Top Banana."

One day i will reach the status of Top Banana..but i'm not sure if is something good or not, judging from the Ending....

[Sengoku Strider]

pwning 2 many noobz

Holy shit. That entire thing is metal AF.

First time i see this "game"

wait this is a real song!

Street Hassle is actually the name of a 1970s Lou Reed rock opera nobody's ever heard of, which is probably why it only got that title in Europe. It was Bop n' Rumble on NA micros, and Bad Street Brawler on the NES. (Where it was Power Glove compatible!)

[BIL]

^ he get in2 tha chronic + HELD BACK II GRADEZ 3;

Holy shit. That entire thing is metal AF.

So amazin You can tell they really paid attention!

Bad Street Brawler on the NES. (Where it was Power Glove compatible!)

Ha, I was just wondering if that was somehow related to BSB... channeling either that, or Ka Ge Ki. Figures BSB had its roots, uh, elsewhere. Not to impugn Kageki, which is p. fookin hard m8 - I don't remember Trandy Warhol getting his boobs groped there! - but it wouldn't have been the first JP stalwart mangled by the ol' Euro PC Con-Version racket.

[Lemnear]

Holy shit. That entire thing is metal AF.

Now im really interested in this game...Namco was on fire in 1986! Look at the effort! for an arcade release!!!

Street Hassle is actually the name of a 1970s Lou Reed rock opera nobody's ever heard of, which is probably why it only got that title in Europe. It was Bop n' Rumble on NA micros, and Bad Street Brawler on the NES. (Where it was Power Glove compatible!)

I've found that music while searching for Street Hassle...strange because the main character doesn't look like someone who listen Lou Reed (but more someone who listen Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation....or the BloodHound Gang )

[Stevens]

This place never disappoints.

[Lander]

Commuting to work at id Software, sometime in the mid 90s.

[The_Fix]

Commuting to work as a mechanical wolf, circa 2190s.

[Lander]

This thread goes Hard Corps

[BIL]

You don't know what hard times are, daddy. (■｀w´■)

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THAT'S HARD TIMES (｀w´メ)

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THAT'S HARD TIMES (｀w´メ)

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[Lemnear]

THAT'S HARD TIMES (｀w´メ)

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bhuahahahahahahha

wait this is a real song!

oh is THIS the song for whoever wants a good morning in Street Hassle style..

[Lander]

Martial arts stand no chance in the world of REAL COMBAT ￢o(▀Ĺ̯ ▀-͠ )┐

oh is THIS is the song for whoever wants a good morning in Street Hassle style..

Oh, it's THAT song! gosh, what a time capsule. Didn't this show up in Initial D somewhere?

Speaking of pinball-adjacent bands... Illegal Dutch Pinball Ring Goes Hard

[BIL]

This mad fucker goin harder than a mortuary technician m8

[Lord British]

[Lemnear]

If is not for this topic is for the "oblong ships topic":

First Network for Men

just like an anthem, or a ringtone for a post