MYRON'S BIBLICAL WRECK
It's "Trash Game Time" and Lea knows it.
Time to continue with the other trash game from the last weekend. We've already saw the abomination that was Welcome to the World of Jane, now Our Church and Halloween is back, but not in the sixth chapter to continue the story, but in a pinball game form.
Visually bad, painful to play.
The first thing to notice is that Myron made a bad reskin of his old Pinball game. The bouncing obstacles are the same ones, just re-drawn to make them fit on the Our Church and Halloween setting of the game. There's no shooter lane to calculate the force required to shoot the ball, just move the ball from the upper part of the screen, then press the button and then just press right on the D-pad and X to control the flippers. That's right, the same controls as in Breakthrough Gaming Arcade's Pinball game, it also re-uses the same rules as the original game, no objective, no ending and 3 lives no continues.
Way too big pixelated letters that injures your eyes.
The game's new "feature" is the inclusion of character profiles in the Attract Mode. This is also where we get the religious lesson about asking God for guidance and reading the Bible.
TRY TO NEXT CHANCE (AND PLEASE BUY OUR PRODUCTS)
While the games of Breakthrough Gaming Arcade tells us to watch a certain passage of the Bible, this game throws a bad commercial to buy the Our Church and Halloween RPG games.
Graphically is the same Gameboy vomit from the main entries of this series: black and white bad pixel art with the characters on the flippers with the trees and rocks acting as the bouncers. It's too dull, lifeless and empty that feels like a waste of time and life.
The music, ugh..."PMMM, KKGHH, PMMM, KGHH, BRRRMM, BRRRM-BRRRM-BRRRM", the same as in the main RPG games of the series.
Shizuka sumed up the whole thing.
Once again, Breakthrough Gaming/Project: Summer Ice manages to insult Pinball videogames with this atrocity, but to make things worse, that "Machine #1" implies there's gonna be even more games like this one to come.
I guess the only way to stop Breakthrough Gaming is the same as WarGames; "The only winning move is not to play". Our only winning move and spiritual help from God is not to buying this shit, even if it comes with cheap trophies.
Now excuse me, I have a Spidersaurs review to write.
JUST DIE IN HELL AND LEAVE US ALONE!!