YOU ARE PART OF THE TRASH NOW.
NO...FREAKIN' WAY!
It's the Turbo Old Man!
Zero creativity, that's what we're looking here. Just when I thought Webnetic couldn't fall any lower, they made this shit.
The objective in this game is simply reaching the largest distance possible while picking pieces of wool scattered across the neverending forest. As you keep running, the speed will increase constantly, as if the old man you're controlling suddenly gets the powers of The Flash or Samus Aran's Speed Booster. You have three lives before finally losing, so the only thing you're gonna do in this game is delaying the innevitable: Getting Game Over, with the only comfort on the fact that you're getting trophies on the cheap. Wish I could say more, but there's nothing else to talk about this "game" and I put it in quotes because it barely looks like one. It's steps above Breakthrough Gaming's Welcome to the World of ZJ the Ball but that redeeming value is not enough for dodging the "Trash Game" category where Webnetic's games belong.
Graphically, it looks like an amateur flash game with some decent animation on the character walking, but the premise of an old man running to unrealistic speeds breaks the "Absurd-O-Meter", if an 80 year old man tries that on real life he'd be "deader than disco". The music is simply annoying as we have this repetitive "silly" tune playing in the background as the scrolling speed gradually goes nuts and it never stops.
THE SLOVAK CURIOSITIES
- The sheep in the artwork and the wool icons are recycled from The Sheep P.
- The PlayStation 4 Main Menu calls the game SlovakRunner.
No one's happy today, Nina.
The Slovak Run is another zero-effort game that wants your buck and 50 cents for a few trophies. It is trash with a price. The one you'll prefer to ignore and avoid like the plague. You'd rather play Sisters Runner instead of this.
Like all these trash games, there's only a place where they belong...
And Maverick knows where: THE WASTE BIN!