Dick Stock

[PerishedFraud ឵឵]

I entered the thread called 'Dick Stock' on the shooting game forums and it was full of dicks!

And other korean webnovel titles

[Rastan78]

The name's Stock, Dick Stock.

https://profiles.mountsinai.org/richard-g-stock

[Udderdude]

When even your logo goes in the Dick Stock topic.

TEN-HUT! 12 O'CLOCK STRAIGHT-UP, MEN (■｀w´■)

That logo is at full mast.

[PerishedFraud ឵឵]

Edited to remove expired images.

Context: One of the doctors on the site linked earlier had firstname Dick.

[Nahar]

I entered the thread called 'Dick Stock' on the shooting game forums and it was full of dicks!

And other korean webnovel titles

I laughed in real life, jaw open.

[BIL]

I entered the thread called 'Dick Stock' on the shooting game forums and it was full of dicks!

And other korean webnovel titles

I laughed in real life, jaw open.

Now, gentlemen (■｀w´■) Perhaps it is a case of cut frames that led me to focus on the likes of CRYING ~ ASEIMEI SAISOU and ELIMINATE DOWN over stalwart MD staple ZERO WING, but its recent SHOTTRIGGERS release alerts me to THE WORST GODDAMN CASE of STG PHIMOSIS I have seen to date!

DESTRUCTION OF THE EMPTY SPACES / IS MY ONE AND ONLY CRIME ♫

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How does a bell-end turn green FFS? (｀w´メ) Not to mention squared-off at ninety degrees! At least he sorted out a proxy phallus to commence blowing his load all over the screen You won't be getting much action with a bashed-up knob like that!

[Udderdude]

That's the price you pay for cybernetic enhancement.

[Nahar]

I entered the thread called 'Dick Stock' on the shooting game forums and it was full of dicks!

And other korean webnovel titles

I laughed in real life, jaw open.

Now, gentlemen (■｀w´■) Perhaps it is a case of cut frames that led me to focus on the likes of CRYING ~ ASEIMEI SAISOU and ELIMINATE DOWN over stalwart MD staple ZERO WING, but its recent SHOTTRIGGERS release alerts me to THE WORST GODDAMN CASE of STG PHIMOSIS I have seen to date!

DESTRUCTION OF THE EMPTY SPACES / IS MY ONE AND ONLY CRIME ♫

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How does a bell-end turn green FFS? (｀w´メ) Not to mention squared-off at ninety degrees! At least he sorted out a proxy phallus to commence blowing his load all over the screen You won't be getting much action with a bashed-up knob like that!

It took 5 months, but the joke landed!

[BIL]

You could say it had...

( ・｀w｀・)>⌐■-■
(■｀w´■)

STAYING POWER (■｀w´■)



STAYING POWER > SECRET POWER (■｀w´■)

[Rastan78]

Mazinger D?


Bro can you back up a little with that thing?

[BIL]

Fucking hell, that's a textbook stiffy alright (■｀w´■)

[CRP]

lurking in the background giger style

[Lethe]

Zone pp haha

[BIL]

I can't tell who's givin' warhead to who! (◎w◎;)



Brain neither! (｀w´メ)

[Lemnear]

This is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in a SHMUP.

Guess the ship and the movie:

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[BIL]

This is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in a SHMUP.

Daww.

Reminds me of Keita Amemiya's feudalpunk machine designs from Mirai Ninja and Hagane - though the latter's votive carvings as pistons are decidedly classier than Daioh's beefily pumping monstrosities.

Now I type this, I wonder if Mirai Ninja was any influence on Musha & Dennin Aleste, or Vasara.

[Lemnear]

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I don't know why but i laughed when i saw this

[SuperDeadite]

Happy Thanksgiving!
https://youtu.be/GPnPfPRdwQk

[BIL]

Happy Thanksgiving!
https://youtu.be/GPnPfPRdwQk

Champion Name Entry BGM

[Nahar]

Why is it that most of the time I see this thread popping up on the first page it's because of BIL

[BIL]

Timing is everything（＾w´ ）

In truth, Agent Goompalo is the true MVP, with his ingenious counter-intelligence operation to ban Dick Stock (｀w´メ) Of course it failed miserably, but that was the point! You could say he "took one for the team!"

[Nahar]

Timing is everything（＾w´ ）

In truth, Agent Goompalo is the true MVP, with his ingenious counter-intelligence operation to ban Dick Stock (｀w´メ) Of course it failed miserably, but that was the point! You could say he "took one for the team!"

Able to hold a grudge for six years... Interesting

[BIL]

I don't think Goomp has any grudge tbh. Man just loves Dick. \(´・ω・)/

Only a consummate professional could devise such an ingenious method of proving it

Well, the next field report is in. (■｀w´■) You know it's hardcore when the EXPLOSIVE THRUST GUNBOAT gets title billing!



Blimey! No need to ask if this chap has eyes in his head! (◎w◎;) Tragically, KISSY's stalwart Fuck Bike 9000™ was lost in the battle, BUT all her dumbass Friendos survived, and surely chipped in for a replacement to tide her over during her awkward divorce from DigDug Guy (｀w´メ)

[Udderdude]

The ultimate excuse for why you've got a split stream when you go to take a leak.

[BIL]

Or why you've no dick at all! I hear the absent owner's codename is BOBBITRON 5000

Or perhaps it's all some eldritch Vagina Dentata metaphor, that works too >_> Somewhere on the other side of this tunnel is a big alien cyberdude running around yelling about his dismembered hog, as his bros look at him dubiously!

Incidentally, this game promotes much telling of woe at HG101, and Wikipedia (same thing mirite! *badoomf*), over it supposedly giving ONE LIFE ONRY in MAME. The ACA release doesn't, it gives two reserve lives just like most arcade games.

EMBARRASSING EDIT: Er I mean one reserve life, just like Final Fight. >_> Still, you can do a whole lotta gambling with that one bump! Rustle up all the Friendos you can, and for the love of Christ, keep their stupid asses clear of Charlie!

Wait, WTF am I saying. This is the Dick Squad. We don't do embarrassment. Shame left town a while back, boyo! (■｀w´■)

So I wonder if Hamster changed that, figuring purists could bump the life stock down for that XTREEM ARCADE FEEL... or if MAME's defaults are off. I'm guessing the latter, only since Hamster tend to go with factory defaults no matter how SUPERHARD (or indeed SUPEREASY) they might be. Mysteries abound in Baraduke II: Explosive Machinegun Fuck Bike!

[Lemnear]

Man just loves Dick. \(´・ω・)/

Weird how straight men glorifying the rod of power, but they dislike it technically .
Sometimes are like a group of apes and gorillas screaming for their "useful" tool, probably while opening coconuts with it ... or fishing.
I laugh at the other side of the river .

[Lander]

Weird how straight men glorifying the rod of power, but they dislike it technically .
Sometimes are like a group of apes and gorillas screaming for their "useful" tool, probably while opening coconuts with it ... or fishing.
I laugh at the other side of the river .

Classic double standard; mine is the ultimate weapon, but everyone else's is a nasty last-turkey-in-the-shop kind of affair to be kept far beyond arm's reach

Thank goodness we have this thread to fully fill our suppressed desire for Penis Objectivism!

[Lemnear]

Weird how straight men glorifying the rod of power, but they dislike it technically .
Sometimes are like a group of apes and gorillas screaming for their "useful" tool, probably while opening coconuts with it ... or fishing.
I laugh at the other side of the river .

Classic double standard; mine is the ultimate weapon, but everyone else's is a nasty last-turkey-in-the-shop kind of affair to be kept far beyond arm's reach

Thank goodness we have this thread to fully fill our suppressed desire for Penis Objectivism!

Correction: Spaceships Objectivism.
Not a NSFW topic, technically those are all spaceships.
EDIT: and sometimes they are aliens.

[Lander]

Quite right. Or light amplified by the stimulated emission of radiation; didn't see it myself for the longest time, but the more time I spend staring at SDOJ the less deniable it gets.

All this talk of common-or-garden space objects takes me back to playing Cave Story as a lad; an early version where the pixel font was all scrunched up and made r indistinguishable from c. Lemme tellya, it's hard times when our plucky heroes have to call in Toaster Fren to help deal with the huge rock in the next room [°ロ°]!

[Lemnear]

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