Would Jesus credit-feed?

trap15 · Post by **trap15** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:23 am

Inspired by this

Aliquantic · Post by **Aliquantic** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:44 am

Jesus saves and feeds by the 4,000 and the 5,000, so the answer is quite obvious! (I'm bad at ignoring things on purpose)

Captain · Post by **Captain** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:05 am

He wouldn't credit feed, HE WOULD FEED US CREDITS!

TrevHead (TVR) · Post by **TrevHead (TVR)** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:13 am

Would Jesus credit-feed?

yes

was going to post a joke about we all know what happened to him but given its a risque topic I think it would get me crucified

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:32 am

Shitpost MAXIMUM level

He would... he did it once to return to earth 3 days after he was killed.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:54 am

O. Van Bruce wrote:Shitpost MAXIMUM level

He would... he did it once to return to earth 3 days after he was killed.

Cagar · Post by **Cagar** » Sun May 20, 2012 2:32 pm

Illyrian · Post by **Illyrian** » Sun May 20, 2012 2:40 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote:Shitpost MAXIMUM level

He would... he did it once to return to earth 3 days after he was killed.

He game overed on the 5th boss, raged out for 3 days then hit start as the counter was on 1.

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Sun May 20, 2012 3:01 pm

I think Christianity is a pretty cool guy. Eh credit feeds and doesn't afraid of anything.

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:21 pm

He's credit fed at least once when he tried playing on God mode and may come back again

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:29 pm

Jesus would certainly be the best pro shmup player (that the world has ever seen) knowing what the game throws at him in advance (hindsight) despite never have played an arcade or console shmup title before.

It sure would've been something to see modern day arcades during the Old Testament/New Testament times indeed. Just what did they do for fun games-wise back in those days?

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:45 pm

... and Jesus has a message for those who talk trash on "casuals"

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Sun May 20, 2012 6:09 pm

Didn't he resurrect or something = obvious credit-feeder!.

Did you know that Judas betrayed him for 30 silver coins? the conditions were rough for those days' arcade players.
By the way, Jesus claimed to have world records in several STGs, but after his further claims of making water into wine and having the ability to walk on water, Arcadia descided to withdraw his scores from the offical record. Jesus replied "“For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted." After which he swore he would return after 2000 years reincarnated as icycalm, and then he said "Yo! if I aint gonna play no shooter no more, you can put me on da cross!". and then he died.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun May 20, 2012 6:21 pm

Jesus suicided at MAX rank to HURR HURR HURR HIRR

Should really be posting this in in the drunk thread.

NeoStrayCat · Post by **NeoStrayCat** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:18 pm

I'm surprised no one even made this joke here, or probably even seen Regular Show for that matter...

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:32 pm

Of course he does. Turning the other cheek and all that jazz...

Uzumakijl · Post by **Uzumakijl** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:50 pm

MX7 wrote:Jesus suicided at MAX rank to HURR HURR HURR HIRR

That was gold

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:27 pm

Jesus has too much respect for all of God's creatures (including aliens) to be playing these xenophobic games.

(insert shitty meme picture of hugging an alien here)

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:01 am

NeoStrayCat wrote:I'm surprised no one even made this joke here, or probably even seen Regular Show for that matter...

Or South Park's Golden PSP episode.

You just KNOW that PSP game had to have been a shoot-'em-up a la Gynoug/Wings Of Wor

Post by **nZero** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:20 pm

'd to off-topic

Edit: and I wish I could just take ED-057's advice on the matter

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Mon May 21, 2012 6:56 pm

Of course he wouldn't credit feed. His ship would come back to life upon getting shot down.

JBueno MD · Post by **JBueno MD** » Mon May 21, 2012 7:54 pm

I think he would be an obsessive restarter.

Mischief Maker · Post by **Mischief Maker** » Mon May 21, 2012 10:38 pm

Yes and No.

He would distribute seven rolls of quarters among the 4000 kids who followed him to the arcade, and by a miracle they would all have enough credits to clear every game.

Vyxx · Post by **Vyxx** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:27 am

JBueno MD wrote:I think he would be an obsessive restarter.

But since he would know he is going to restart before he does...

drauch · Post by **drauch** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:30 am

This forum is starting to go way downhill.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:12 am

O. Van Bruce wrote:he did it once to return to earth 3 days after he was killed.

OMG LAAAAAAAG

Formless God · Post by **Formless God** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:58 am

evil_ash_xero · Post by **evil_ash_xero** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:26 pm

Nah. He's too straight up for that. Besides, he'd use his miracle powers to 1CC everything.

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:41 pm

Figure he doesn't need to. Wouldn't all his ships be invincible?

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:48 pm

maxlords wrote:Figure he doesn't need to. Wouldn't all his ships be invincible?

Not if he's fighting Roman occupiers.

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