Your Last Meal

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:32 pm

Imagine you are on death row, and are entitled to a Last Meal. What would you pick? Your favourite food? Something you've never tasted before but always wanted to? Something nostalgic?

For me it would be a strong, tomato pasta, with lots of olive oil and sun dried tomatoes with a side of bruschetta and sun ripened tomatoes.

Or maybe just pizza and chips.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:34 pm

Dodo eggs.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:34 pm

Fava beans with a nice chianti.

Michaelm · Post by **Michaelm** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:40 pm

Cyanide.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:47 pm

There's also the option of eating as many beans as possible so as when ol' sparkey is deployed, you burst open and spray executioner with bodily fluids and semi digested bean mulch. Depends on how extroverted you are, really.

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:53 pm

Shrimp Pad Thai and Opana/Metopon/Dilaudid

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Dutch style `french fries` with a so called frikandel and a mexicano.
Mayonnaise, Ketchup and sate (peanut sauce) are mandatory too btw.

Yay for Mexicanos and Frikandellen!

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sun May 25, 2008 5:01 pm

Cheesecake would definitely be mandatory for me.

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Sun May 25, 2008 5:09 pm

LOLIZ

benstylus · Post by **benstylus** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 pm

Vanilla steak with a side dish of bacon 'n grapes.

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:08 pm

A gun.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:09 pm

Seriously: Some kind of Thai Curry, that stuff is better than drugs.

The answer Shmup readers want: I wanna eat the last Kakapo with a side of panda.

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:15 pm

Rahmschnitzel

Post by **system11** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:27 pm

Michaelm wrote:Cyanide.

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:45 pm

Twiddle wrote:A gun.

How do you eat a gun?

Also, death by cyanide is actually painful.

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:58 pm

dave4shmups wrote:Cheesecake would definitely be mandatory for me.

Some cheesecake to satisfy the ol' sweet tooth before going to the death chair doesn't hurt a bit -- pretty rich and decadent dessert by itself if you were to ask me... ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

Motorherp · Post by **Motorherp** » Sun May 25, 2008 7:04 pm

A hard boiled egg since they'd have to give me a spoon to crack it open and eat it with. Then I'd use the spoon to dig an escape tunnel and cheese it. Seriously though, it'd have to be the supreme with rice from my local tandoori with a nice cobra beer to wash it down.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun May 25, 2008 7:09 pm

Motorherp wrote:A hard boiled egg since they'd have to give me a spoon to crack it open and eat it with. Then I'd use the spoon to dig an escape tunnel and cheese it. Seriously though, it'd have to be the supreme with rice from my local tandoori with a nice cobra beer to wash it down.

yeah... some BEER is mandatory! (hope they have some "Duvel" or "Grolsch" there should it be necessary)

hermosaguy · Post by **hermosaguy** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:06 pm

White Castle

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:16 pm

moozooh wrote:
Twiddle wrote:A gun.
How do you eat a gun?

Simple, you point it inside your mouth and pull the trigger.

Or, you can have said bullets force fed into you by attempting an escape with it.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:19 pm

I bet u could shit out a pistol if you field stripped it and then put each of the pieces in its own little carrotcase

RoninBuddha · Post by **RoninBuddha** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:25 pm

P_HAT wrote:LOLIZ

you stole mah idea

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:41 pm

Motorherp wrote:A hard boiled egg since they'd have to give me a spoon to crack it open and eat it with. Then I'd use the spoon to dig an escape tunnel and cheese it. Seriously though, it'd have to be the supreme with rice from my local tandoori with a nice cobra beer to wash it down.

cobra is nice. I would have a mahou or a tui though.
I adore a nice rare steak heavy on the pepper fresh chunky ground stuff.

Bootaaay · Post by **Bootaaay** » Sun May 25, 2008 10:39 pm

My last meal would consist of fillet steak in jack daniels cream sauce, a beef roast dinner with all the trimmings, chicken and rabbit paella with soccarat rice, mongolian crispy-fried lamb in plum sauce from my local Chinese, steak-house chips, hash-browns, onion rings, hot croissants with strawberry jam and some pain au chocolat, buttered sweet popcorn, a bag of jammy doughnuts, a sausage and bacon butty, a bowl of apple-sauce and ice-cream and a huge-ass KFC variety bucket - my goal would be to eat myself to death before they ever got me out of the cell :p

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Sun May 25, 2008 11:15 pm

No meal, thanks. A glass with an infusion of conium maculatum will do.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sun May 25, 2008 11:31 pm

my last meal

UnscathedFlyingObject · Mon May 26, 2008 3:40 am

pussy.

ARCADIA · Post by **ARCADIA** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:50 am

Sashimi on naked girl

Arvandor · Post by **Arvandor** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:14 am

Just give me a steak dinner made from the most expensive high grade beef on the planet, and a glass of grand marnier to sip at with a good book to read through a few hours before I die, and I'd be good =)

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:41 am

My mother's cooking.

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