I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

My god its the forum theme song

[Skykid]

My god its the forum theme song

[EllertMichael]

Thread should have been called 'Too drunk to Shmup!'



Someone hurry and photoshop a Saturn over that bible.

here:


bonus points for being drunk while doing this?

[CMoon]

I LOVE THIS FORUM

[SuperGrafx]

There's a coworker of mine who insists that beer makes him fart unlike anything else.
I suppose he has a point...it IS a foamy, yeasty mess which often does result in belching and god know what else.

Keep that in mind the next time you go and pound 16 beers in one setting.
Don't be known as a beer farter.

[Doctor Butler]

Southern Tier - Pumpking
Flying Dog - Old Bay Summer Ale
Anchor - Porter
Abchor - Liberty Ale
Anchor - Weitbier
Anchor - Steam Ale
Kraik - Cherry Lambic

Kat and I also purchased Ultra SFIV today. And Bob's Burgers on Netflix.

Overall, great night.

[drauch]

Best viewed with MY ASS. Accidental buzzed/NIGH-ON DRUNK on SHIT wine that my aunt bought me because she FORGOT my worthless BIRTH. The birth. Urination is prevalent! ABANDON ALL HOPE. Can't quit. Sleep is for PUSS. I have started urinating puss. Things are wrong in this side of the anatomy. Can't believe my "BAD POOPS" thread god deleted. Never forget, three years later. Such a lightweight when the situation is SEDENTARY and IMPROMPTU! Found that I am quite capable of PUTTING IT AWAY when the situation arose, but tonight when I was writing depressing mercenary fiction (for myself, because the world has betrayed me with such a thing), I decided to pour a glass for the ye olde *INSPIRE-ATION.* Aye, bloody fool's move! SAUCE ROCKET! And we'll piss to that!

[MovingTarget]

Hi!

Its sunday morning and im still drunk from last night, and also hungover at the same time

ps. First time posting here in years, had a bit of a break from shmups and recently have decided its time to come back. So here I am!

[Udderdude]

Welcome back, remember to sober up before you shmup :p

[LordHypnos]

dipping pretzels in peanut butter. It's natural peanut butter, BTW. I ran out of pretzbels though I'd better get some more

[Udderdude]

Beer must flow.

[Skykid]

In anticipation of being fucking drunk. It's my birthday today (celebration) and we're going to a club tonight where I'm expecting to almost die on Whiskey and Ice Tea.

Pictures later.

So far today, shopping for One Piece sets for my trading station thread, lunch in a DIY BBQ and Hot Pot buffet, and a few rounds of Dariusburst.







EDIT: And birthday wishes come true! Finally 1cc'd C/G/L and took down Great Thing. Joy.

[KAI]

Congrats and Happy Birthday.

[soprano1]

To CMoon:
As promised back in April, i tasted some Er Boqueron. Wasn't terrible, but i didn't like it much to be honest.

[Skykid]

words can't describe

pics in three days time when my hangover clears and I stop sweating whiskey. Had a fucking blast.

[Eaglet]

Fucking shitfaced right now.
weed and alcohok is a combination... lol
loving my new social clique.
here's to hard ass studies and booze! !!
engineering murhafuckaaaaaz!!!

[Eaglet]

Happy bday btw.
Chinese people drive Fords? Wtf

[Eaglet]

Thank gord for auyo correct

[CMoon]

Fucking shitfaced right now.
weed and alcohok is a combination... lol

I can't deal with that combination. I take no responsibility for my actions with that combination.

[Skykid]

Happy bday btw.
Chinese people drive Fords? Wtf

Fords, Chevrolets, BMWs, SUVs and to a lesser extent Nissans, Mazdas, Hondas etc. There are also a fair number of Porches and Ferraris being driven by kids.

The only two rules seem to be as long as it's not Chinese made and it's brand new, you can buy it. I don't even know if a 2nd hand car market exists here.

[emphatic]

Happy belated Birthday, mahfucker.

[Udderdude]

Beer and TEH VIDYA are truly a match made in heaven.

(Ok, only for some types of games, but you get the point)

[Skykid]

words can't describe

pics in three days time when my hangover clears and I stop sweating whiskey. Had a fucking blast.

I hope you guys are ready for the party pics. This was da ultimate. As I said on my weixin feed, I can't remember much of it, but I know I'll never forget it.

Here goes...

Feeling Club 22/08/14

Before the storm all was calm at 9am, the place empty, arranging the seating area and taking arty photos of my feet. I was tired and sober.





People start turning up at 10:30 and I'm stepping outside to meet them to find an entire police squad armed up waiting outside the front door! Crazy shit. I had no idea what it was about but there was no raid in the end and they left in 30 minutes.





And the rest is history:























Check out my whiskey lazors



Libby getting fondled











I was pointing at the cake, honest. This is where the entire club embarrasses you at 12am with an MC wishing you birthday greetings, a guy filming you on the main screen (!) and everyone singing Happy Birthday in Chinese. I then had to drink a toast with each bunny girl, so four sequential shots. Soon after this it all got blurry.
















I owe a lot to my friends who helped arrange and organise everything for me. Awesome people. Was hands down one of the best birthdays ever.

[CMoon]

Looks like a great time!

[drauch]

How could someone so innocent looking get into so many arguments?

[Skykid]

Flipping the double bird in a three way with two girls is when I'm at my most innocent actually.

So many things could go wrong.

[gbaplayer]

How could someone so innocent looking get into so many arguments?

That´s you Skykid? Anyway great party pics, looks like you had an awesome time.

[Skykid]

That´s you Skykid? Anyway great party pics, looks like you had an awesome time.

Thanks, I did, and yes that's me... Pulling a face.

You guys need to stop image quoting the bird flipper, you're making me self conscious!

[gbaplayer]

Those bunny girls are cute, especially the blonde and the smiling one besides her.

[Skykid]

Those bunny girls are cute, especially the blonde and the smiling one besides her.

Hah the blonde was ok. Not so much my thing. The girl you can't see properly on the far right in black, was eyeball burningly hot. She had just done a dance routine about five minutes earlier and it was... stirring.