God damn I am ROVIN the latest season of
GamerGate The After Story Of, in which, frustrated by eight long years of cordial acquaintance, Daddy Jim's aspiring step-son Ethan Ralph turns on the old master - while swearing fealty to a gay Mexican Nazi, of all people! - and proceeds to get fisted from all angles.
Ralph's body is now more fist than man, every orifice rammed to the hilt, as a small army of scorned friends and allies now gather daily, visiting ultraviolence upon him that would make a Zeta puke. That is to say, laughing at his crazy antics. It's still cyber violence, ok?! Remember BRIANNA WU and ZOE QUINN? Same thing, CHUDs! :O
Choose the crucifixion
Or Osiris slain
Recurring themes, time again
On today's episode: Daddy Jim, Father of GG, is not well. 3; Which gives Ralph - a paragon of men's fitness with his three chins, four tits and two gunts - a lucrative attack point: "HE HABE CANCER LMAO!" Tragically, the old man didn't reach his wizened age for no reason, and poor Ralph walks straight into
a diabolical counterattack.
You see, someone else in RalphaWorld has the Big C after 'em. 3; 3; 3;
Ralph's tendency to walk blindly into these spine-crushing haymakers has some wondering: is this stupid cunt really just playing to the crowd? It's possible, imo. The man has some vicious child support payments knocking at his back door. Then again, he does really do a lot of stupid shit.
Lemons into lemonade, bitches! Would
you look Hollywood-handsome after getting stomped into pants-shitting oblivion for being a fat retarded American abroad? Didn't think so!
TBH I like this shit more than muh teevee. I barely use the fucking thing! (and I do my HARD GAYMING via dedicated ultra low-latency monitor -
obviously ). I only pay the
veddy British loicense fee because my grandma likes Maury! And Songs Of Praise! Otherwise, I just download shit, and watch internet people tear great bloody chunks out of one another. It's so rad.
Squire Grooktook wrote:Big boss battles provoke the feeling of weary, shambling half-human abominations gradually whittling eachother down with horrific blows fueled only by sheer determination.
Yes! That is what I want to see!
But on the INTERNET. IRL? It's over when someone dies or goes to prison. Here, the brutal violence can last and last and last.
I get now why bitches are always whining about that staying power shit!
Why blow up a dumpster, when you can let it burn for years on end?