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sugar, fresh mint and lime go so well together. the rum is just along for the ride.
playing some galuda 1.
playing some galuda 1.
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Drauch> You ever seen Hedgehog in the Fog?
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Rollin' pretty hard and I'm sorry I spam your forum random incoherence and general lack of personality.
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I enjoy your posts muchly, mesh control.
I've been drinking for 6 hours and I'm still only half way there
I've been drinking for 6 hours and I'm still only half way there

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I have not. I wish I could watch that youtube video, but my stolen internet will not permit me to do such a thing. I shall read about it, though.CMoon wrote:Drauch> You ever seen Hedgehog in the Fog?
Mesh control!!! KEEP ROLLIN'!!! Post anything you want, it's the drunk/fucked up thread!
Didn't get drunk again last night, and only drank one drinky. I think I burned myself out, which is probably a good thing. Now I can remember the anime and games that I play har har har.
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E is crazy. We got pills called green 007's, we took 2 each. Pretty sure they were cut with speed and maybe a hallucinogen.
Drove around town while it was creeping then came home and chilled in my parents hot tub, listened to some tunes, smoked a bit while peaking. Tried playing DOJ (I like to compare thing I do in a un-altered state to the altered).
I took 200 mg of 5-HTP (restores serotonin) before I went to bed at 2:30am and woke up at 10 this morning feeling great. No back end (yet) I expect one though in the coming days as I have not eaten meat in 3 years and my tyrosine levels are pretty low. Almonds and bike rides, please save me.
Drove around town while it was creeping then came home and chilled in my parents hot tub, listened to some tunes, smoked a bit while peaking. Tried playing DOJ (I like to compare thing I do in a un-altered state to the altered).
I took 200 mg of 5-HTP (restores serotonin) before I went to bed at 2:30am and woke up at 10 this morning feeling great. No back end (yet) I expect one though in the coming days as I have not eaten meat in 3 years and my tyrosine levels are pretty low. Almonds and bike rides, please save me.
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Find a way. It's only 10 minutes long. One of the best pieces of animation.drauch wrote:I have not. I wish I could watch that youtube video, but my stolen internet will not permit me to do such a thing. I shall read about it, though.CMoon wrote:Drauch> You ever seen Hedgehog in the Fog?
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I shall! So I take it that Youtube clip is the full short, then? I won't forget about it, as I loveeeee me some animation.
Riding a good buzz as of now that came out of no where while I was packing stuff. Made a beastly gin & tonic and I guess that kinda helped. Gotta work in 7 hours. Bloody hell. I have way too much stuff. I want more though. I want Mushi Futari badly. Had to give my cats a bath tonight, as well as apply more flea stuff. I think they hate me now. I am kinda worried. They no longer show distaste towards me being in the room, but dammit, I'm sorry! Fuckin' fleas are the worst. I didn't kill any insects for years and this year I have decimated many an ant and flea. They can all sod of though because they messed with my cats. You mess with my cats and you will perish. OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU, flea scum. I enjoy alcohol. I wish everyone on the shmup board lived close so we could all be REAL LIFE friends. Urmmmmm...thought I was gonna say something cool. Odds are bad it was not actually cool.
Riding a good buzz as of now that came out of no where while I was packing stuff. Made a beastly gin & tonic and I guess that kinda helped. Gotta work in 7 hours. Bloody hell. I have way too much stuff. I want more though. I want Mushi Futari badly. Had to give my cats a bath tonight, as well as apply more flea stuff. I think they hate me now. I am kinda worried. They no longer show distaste towards me being in the room, but dammit, I'm sorry! Fuckin' fleas are the worst. I didn't kill any insects for years and this year I have decimated many an ant and flea. They can all sod of though because they messed with my cats. You mess with my cats and you will perish. OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU, flea scum. I enjoy alcohol. I wish everyone on the shmup board lived close so we could all be REAL LIFE friends. Urmmmmm...thought I was gonna say something cool. Odds are bad it was not actually cool.
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I hate it when my cats get fleas. It's happened twice to me. Ended up flea bombing both times. Even then, sometimes I've had to repeat. Also one time I saw them and it must have been the wrong season because they just never took off.
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Let youtube ride for like twenty minutes and watched Hedgehog in the Fog. I enjoyed it. Neat animation style, although the ending with the horse kinda confused me. Ever seen the stop-motion film Alice by Jan Svanjkmeier or something like that?
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I've seen Alice. I like Svanjkmeier but am not quite a fan.
The Horse thing is about how the Hedghog has changed (I'm sure you must have got it); that the fear the hedgehog experiences has opened up a different world for him of experience, so instead of thinking of his friend the bear (who was too afraid to go out in the fog), he is thinking of that place. Yeah, it's kinda poetic.
The Horse thing is about how the Hedghog has changed (I'm sure you must have got it); that the fear the hedgehog experiences has opened up a different world for him of experience, so instead of thinking of his friend the bear (who was too afraid to go out in the fog), he is thinking of that place. Yeah, it's kinda poetic.
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White horse in Russian films tends to be a harbinger of death.
The rear gate is closed down
The way out is cut off

The way out is cut off

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Okay, yeah, I sometimes just over-evaluate films and such and just assume I don't "get it", when generally I do anyway.CMoon wrote:I've seen Alice. I like Svanjkmeier but am not quite a fan.
The Horse thing is about how the Hedghog has changed (I'm sure you must have got it); that the fear the hedgehog experiences has opened up a different world for him of experience, so instead of thinking of his friend the bear (who was too afraid to go out in the fog), he is thinking of that place. Yeah, it's kinda poetic.
I've read about that Horse thing in Russian film before. What was the meaning again? Government issues and such, or something different?
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I think the horse is just a horse--at least in hedgehog.
The themes in the film though are old and universal. Fear of the dark, the wild and the unknown, and the passage through terror past those fears make for a sort of rite of passage. Moving from the closed space of what is, and what is safe, to the new and unknown where the unknown can be fearsome but wonderful. That's definitely the ending of hedgehog!
Meanwhile, I'm having a double bastard. I think it's my favorite beer.
The themes in the film though are old and universal. Fear of the dark, the wild and the unknown, and the passage through terror past those fears make for a sort of rite of passage. Moving from the closed space of what is, and what is safe, to the new and unknown where the unknown can be fearsome but wonderful. That's definitely the ending of hedgehog!
Meanwhile, I'm having a double bastard. I think it's my favorite beer.
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Aye, good write up! I am almost tempted to order that Russian Animation DVD that the short is on. Maybe I could netflix it at some point, if I ever get such a thing.
I am on the last level in Myth: The Fallen Lords, and it is pretty hard. Got pissed and started drinking haaaaa. Start moving in one day. Excited to be in a new place, so that is good, although it's a pain in the ass moving 3 times in a bloody year. Agh.
THINGS I CREDIT WITH LIFE SUSTAINABILITY:
-Shmups forum. I spend too much time here.
-"whild thing fuck me" and his stolen 1.0 mbps internet, and occasionally "Meredith"
-System Shock 2
-My cats Jolene and Taun Taun
-Black Metal
-Whiskey primarily, and alcohol in general
-My cute math teacher
-Fist of the North Star
-Nausicaa
-Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, etc (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
-Shmups
-The Myth universe (do I count III? I don't know...need to replay it)
-PC-Engine and it's kewl graphics and fantastic soundtracks to their games
-Cicadas
-Bean burritos and cashew chicken (and kin)
-Boobies, most notably Hitomi Tanaka and (more)
-Dale Cooper
-Quick Trip and their nastly taquitos that I am addicted to (I don't want to get fat)
-Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl for making a great song, and having great other bands
-Dolly Parton and Neko Case (grouped for no reason)
-My parents (they are the best)
-The few friends I have. I like my friend's new fiancee; they make a good pair.
-Sasquatch (I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE) don't get me started.
-Russ Meyer for making the best films ever.
-CHI, for helping me harness such and punch through things because I am manly as fuk
-Energy drinks for helping me survive the daily GRIND
THINGS THAT DO NOT DESERVE RECOGNITION (AKA I HATE YOU)
-FLEAS. You ruin my cat's life and I will destroy you until I die.
-Remakes of great movies that makes shitty fans that make me ANGRY
-The shitty AI in the first Myth game. Fucking dwarves are retarded and everyone doesn't know where to go. Alric looks like a fucking tool as the Avatara. In-game voice-acting is decent, yet the narration is SPOT ON. WHUT. i take that back. arrrrrrrghhhhhh
-CORN DOGS. For being super bad for me, but being absolutely DELICIOUS (other foods also take this spot like pizza and the aforementioned cashew chicken and taquitos)
-Bad radio stations that are played at both of my jobs. I hate you.
-Elvis. Why did you die so early? fuck that,.
-Hipsters
-Castlevania for going lame
-My neighbors behind me that play shitty R&B EVERY FUCKING SECOND. Literally, I don't think there is a time they aren't playing bad R&B with SUPER bass. I have heard it from every hour, like 6 in the morning to 3 in the morning. What the fuck are you doing? Do you not work? I hope you are the person I leach internet off of. Last night they played some trance or something though for like one song, and for that I CONCUR, but everything else can SOD OFF YOU WANKER.
-My brain for being weird
-DODO BIRDS for going extinct and being stupid and tasting like shit (pirates said so)
-Sylphia on the Pc-engine for being TOO EXPENSIVE when I want it bad. (same goes for snatcher and shantae)
-POOP FOR STINKING
-work because I hafta in 8 hours
THE END.
I am on the last level in Myth: The Fallen Lords, and it is pretty hard. Got pissed and started drinking haaaaa. Start moving in one day. Excited to be in a new place, so that is good, although it's a pain in the ass moving 3 times in a bloody year. Agh.
THINGS I CREDIT WITH LIFE SUSTAINABILITY:
-Shmups forum. I spend too much time here.
-"whild thing fuck me" and his stolen 1.0 mbps internet, and occasionally "Meredith"
-System Shock 2
-My cats Jolene and Taun Taun
-Black Metal
-Whiskey primarily, and alcohol in general
-My cute math teacher
-Fist of the North Star
-Nausicaa
-Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, etc (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
-Shmups
-The Myth universe (do I count III? I don't know...need to replay it)
-PC-Engine and it's kewl graphics and fantastic soundtracks to their games
-Cicadas
-Bean burritos and cashew chicken (and kin)
-Boobies, most notably Hitomi Tanaka and (more)
-Dale Cooper
-Quick Trip and their nastly taquitos that I am addicted to (I don't want to get fat)
-Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl for making a great song, and having great other bands
-Dolly Parton and Neko Case (grouped for no reason)
-My parents (they are the best)
-The few friends I have. I like my friend's new fiancee; they make a good pair.
-Sasquatch (I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE) don't get me started.
-Russ Meyer for making the best films ever.
-CHI, for helping me harness such and punch through things because I am manly as fuk
-Energy drinks for helping me survive the daily GRIND
THINGS THAT DO NOT DESERVE RECOGNITION (AKA I HATE YOU)
-FLEAS. You ruin my cat's life and I will destroy you until I die.
-Remakes of great movies that makes shitty fans that make me ANGRY
-The shitty AI in the first Myth game. Fucking dwarves are retarded and everyone doesn't know where to go. Alric looks like a fucking tool as the Avatara. In-game voice-acting is decent, yet the narration is SPOT ON. WHUT. i take that back. arrrrrrrghhhhhh
-CORN DOGS. For being super bad for me, but being absolutely DELICIOUS (other foods also take this spot like pizza and the aforementioned cashew chicken and taquitos)
-Bad radio stations that are played at both of my jobs. I hate you.
-Elvis. Why did you die so early? fuck that,.
-Hipsters
-Castlevania for going lame
-My neighbors behind me that play shitty R&B EVERY FUCKING SECOND. Literally, I don't think there is a time they aren't playing bad R&B with SUPER bass. I have heard it from every hour, like 6 in the morning to 3 in the morning. What the fuck are you doing? Do you not work? I hope you are the person I leach internet off of. Last night they played some trance or something though for like one song, and for that I CONCUR, but everything else can SOD OFF YOU WANKER.
-My brain for being weird
-DODO BIRDS for going extinct and being stupid and tasting like shit (pirates said so)
-Sylphia on the Pc-engine for being TOO EXPENSIVE when I want it bad. (same goes for snatcher and shantae)
-POOP FOR STINKING
-work because I hafta in 8 hours
THE END.
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>Shmups forum. I spend too much time here.
Me too. I don't even post so much, but I spend a lot of hours on here. Also, NEET etc.
>Black Metal
It got me through my life from 13-21, but the last couple of years it has been more of a rarity to be honest.
>DODO BIRDS for going extinct and being stupid and tasting like shit
I'm drunk again too. Working my way through a bottle of Jameson. 3rd bottle this week? Fucking hell.
Me too. I don't even post so much, but I spend a lot of hours on here. Also, NEET etc.
>Black Metal
It got me through my life from 13-21, but the last couple of years it has been more of a rarity to be honest.
>DODO BIRDS for going extinct and being stupid and tasting like shit



I'm drunk again too. Working my way through a bottle of Jameson. 3rd bottle this week? Fucking hell.
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Yeah, I've seen mixed reports on whether dodos tasted good or not. Probably not, but maybe if you were hungry enough they weren't bad. Depends on how long you've been out of food.
For the longest time, my music label (and the scene) kept me going, but now it is all about making beer.
Just beat the first stratum of Etrian Odyssey 3. Only took like 15 hours or so (jeezus!) Games like this (not that they make 'em anymore) are clearly a bit OCD and I don't always have the patience for them; but I don't want to imagine a world without them.
For the longest time, my music label (and the scene) kept me going, but now it is all about making beer.
Just beat the first stratum of Etrian Odyssey 3. Only took like 15 hours or so (jeezus!) Games like this (not that they make 'em anymore) are clearly a bit OCD and I don't always have the patience for them; but I don't want to imagine a world without them.
Mononke is better. And yes, I'm considering both the manga and the anime.-Nausicaa
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God. Tonight is not my night. First my Internet dies and I can only use my
phone. Then I realize it is 2 am so I go to pour my last drink and I remember putting my
coke in the freezer. I open it and it spurts out of the tiny part that isn't frozen, but it is spurting FAST. I didn't care till I realized I had to get the lid back on now there is shit spilled all therough my
room. I'm going to play some Battle Garegga and hopefully sleep.
phone. Then I realize it is 2 am so I go to pour my last drink and I remember putting my
coke in the freezer. I open it and it spurts out of the tiny part that isn't frozen, but it is spurting FAST. I didn't care till I realized I had to get the lid back on now there is shit spilled all therough my
room. I'm going to play some Battle Garegga and hopefully sleep.
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Monoke better I can understand. Both (talking Nausicaa manga) have some of the same underlying themes (war, different view points and people, life, etc) Nausicaa for me is perfect because...I dunno, it kinda touches some inside feelings and philosophy I hold (that sounds REALLY stupid and I hate drunken philosophy) but no, really; plus, it kinda helps I have been obsessed with Entomology and the like since the age of 3, plus I have a lame otaku crush on Nausicaa really bad. (not like 'ooooh, so hot', but like, 'hey, i think I love you'.
I need to stop. (movie is still pretty good, though)
Urmmm DANZA! I love me some Black Metal. It's funny, I always actually despised it during that period in my life, and for some reason I got older and started loving it. Mainly because my musical taste is probably (too) open minded anymore. Yeah, silly people, but I just love the music. I really enjoy music that creates atmosphere, and I think, especially early, black metal does this. Pretty sure I passed out on the floor momentarily listening to Darkthrone last night ahhhhh haaa. Early evening and getting drunk. I deserve it today.
I need to stop. (movie is still pretty good, though)
Urmmm DANZA! I love me some Black Metal. It's funny, I always actually despised it during that period in my life, and for some reason I got older and started loving it. Mainly because my musical taste is probably (too) open minded anymore. Yeah, silly people, but I just love the music. I really enjoy music that creates atmosphere, and I think, especially early, black metal does this. Pretty sure I passed out on the floor momentarily listening to Darkthrone last night ahhhhh haaa. Early evening and getting drunk. I deserve it today.
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I feel like Mononoke is better constructed and just, in general, works better. On the other hand, Mononoke is sort of an unofficial rebook of Nausicaa anyway (as you point out.) That said, the hand drawn animation and coloring of Nausicaa is better than Mononoke--and that blu ray should be coming soon!
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Wait, what BluRay? I am terribly out of loop with current technology. Is the Mononoke manga longer than the movie?
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There's no Mononoke manga.
Nausicaa is coming out in Blu Ray in Japan. You can be sure it will be out in the US soon.
Nausicaa is coming out in Blu Ray in Japan. You can be sure it will be out in the US soon.
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Okay, I didn't think there was a manga. Well, hot dog! I need to get me one of them blurays. and an HD tv...
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I have all the equipment to brew. Have a fair amount of hops and a big bag of crystal malt, but I always dreg it. I bought all the equipment this time last year, but still haven't brewed.CMoon wrote: For the longest time, my music label (and the scene) kept me going, but now it is all about making beer.
The first brew I intend on making is basically a SN pale ale clone (but not all-grain.. yet).
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Easiest way to get started is just buy a boxed kit that includes all the grains, extract and hops all pre-measured out. Nothing wrong with starting simple. Just avoid that Mr. Beer crap. Fresh grains, hops and yeast are absolutely key!Danza wrote: The first brew I intend on making is basically a SN pale ale clone (but not all-grain.. yet).
My local beer shop offered a 'beer 101' class that was also helpful. Also, anytime you get a chance to brew with other brewers, do it. You will learn a ton everytime you brew!
Again, if your tastes in beer are just crappy cheap yellow beers, there's no reason really to brew, but if you like craft beers, you will start saving money (even with extract brewing), plus designing your own beers is very satisfying.
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Yeah. The recipe I'm intending to use is two cans of liquid light malt extract. 250g of crystal malt pre-boil and Cascade and Centenial hops, dry hopped with Cascade (if memory serves correct). I'm probably going to do an all Amarillo brew at some point as well.
At one stage I spent a dreadful amount on craft beers. Close to $30 AUD for a 750ml bottle of La Terrible. $8 for a single bottle of Duvel. Pretty rough.
At one stage I spent a dreadful amount on craft beers. Close to $30 AUD for a 750ml bottle of La Terrible. $8 for a single bottle of Duvel. Pretty rough.
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I tried to post but I somehow managed to forget it after it was typed or hit the cancel button and thought it was ok, I dunno:
Very high, wrote this very important piece of post modernist literature:
http://metacock.tumblr.com/day/2010/10/01/
Very high, wrote this very important piece of post modernist literature:
http://metacock.tumblr.com/day/2010/10/01/
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh god oh ogodhlkj lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk near that point where i need to PASS OUT. i need a new day. or year, really.
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Okay, what the fuck. WHy am I still awake. I move tomorrow out of this piece of shit house and I cannot wait. Nothing against the house personally (it is super affordable and cute), but everything that has happened in this house is utter fucking shit. I commented on them a post back or so, but my R&B neighbors have reached a new fucking degree. Or maybe I'm just so PISS OFF drunk I want to destroy them. I am going to confront NOW. I move tomorrow, but I care about everyone around them. Actually, I just want to fucking sleep without bass driving in my ear. I went half naked in my back yard and realized it has been coming from across a fucking block away. Why do you need it that loud at ALL times of the day? What the fuck is your deal. I am bringing a knife with me. If I don't return I have been critically injured. (not bringing the knife but contemplated it)
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