Q and A

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sat May 07, 2011 4:41 am

Q: Is there a difference between the "Saturn Collection" version of DoDonPachi and the regular version of Saturn DoDonPachi?

Yes, the cover.

Q: Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Sat May 07, 2011 6:52 am

A: Morgan Freeman, because he sounded terrible with a Saffa accent in "Invictus".

Q: How much you can bench press?

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Mon May 09, 2011 5:36 pm

Randorama wrote:Q: How much you can bench press?

A: More than I dare to try, swimming is more than enough to demolish my arms; serious weight lifting would be a straight-to-hospital stunt.

Q: What athletic accomplishment, if any, are you most proud of?

mesh control · Post by **mesh control** » Mon May 09, 2011 7:39 pm

A: When I was playing youth league basketball back in the day, my team were the runners up for our division. We all got these really heavy bronze (or something) trophies handed to us after the game. I reached for mine and it slipped out of my hand, hit and broke a piece of the hard wood. That's my proudest athletic moment.

Q: Have you ever been robbed? If so, were the perpetrators ever caught and what did they steal?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon May 09, 2011 8:37 pm

mesh control wrote:
Q: Have you ever been robbed? If so, were the perpetrators ever caught and what did they steal?

A:) I have been involved in some attempted robberies, where people tried to rob me, but got their heads kicked in instead!

Not in a few years though.

Closest I came to actually getting robbed was probably New Years Eve like 8 years ago; me, my g/f and a buddy were waiting outside a chinese food restaurant, and like 8 guys( I'd say they were in their late teens) basically surrounded us and demanded money. My g/f was in the middle with my buddy and I to the sides with guys all around us. One of them pushed my g/f, she side-kicked him, and then it went to hell. Without going into too much detail, my buddy and I floored all but like 2 of them, and they ran off, leaving their friends strewn about the sidewalk. The reason I say this was the closest to actually getting robbed is, as it was building up to the point where my girl kicked buddy, one of the idiots tried to dig out my pocket, except once he put his hand in my pocket, I crushed his hand and wouldn't let it go; I felt it break! This was right as 'the fight' started, so the look on buddies face as I dropped him with a right while I held his left hand in my pocket was priceless!

Nighty night!

It was such a silly thing, because it was on a main street, directly in front of the window of a packed restaurant and nobody even came out until it was all over. The thing that pissed me off the most was the fact that one of those idiots actually slugged my g/f, who wears glasses, while she was wearing them, and it cut the bridge of her nose and she had 2 black eyes( one was worse than the other, but still) for like 2 weeks. Needless to say, I got a lot of filthy looks from passersby for a couple weeks after that when we went out together.

Q:) Have you ever had to randomly throw down with a stranger on the street, and what for? Did you win?

StarCreator · Post by **StarCreator** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:49 pm

A: I can't say I've ever really gotten into fights with strangers. Only fight I can recall in recent memory is with my older brother over typical sibling crap, but that was years ago.

Q: Humid heat or dry heat?

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:40 pm

A: I find dry heat a lot easier to take climate wise. I prefer the steam sauna over the Finnish one though.

B: What's your style advice on men's facial hair?

Koa Zo · Post by **Koa Zo** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:26 am

A: None. I dont give men style advice.

Q: How long is your dong?

xris · Post by **xris** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:29 am

^ Awww.. snuck in your post, and I aint letting you know about Bruce Banner..

A: Don't shave. I actually use my hair clippers and rock a permanent 5 o'clock shadow for the last year or so. I don't really care if I look scruffy, I don't need to be clean shaved for work.

Q: What is you favorite personal interaction with a celebrity?

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:39 am

Koa Zo wrote: Q: How long is your dong?

A: Apparently enough.

Q: Imagine yourself in a shmup, or maybe a space-opera anime. How long are the big spaceships?

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:38 pm

xris wrote:Q: What is you favorite personal interaction with a celebrity?

Laughing in John Romero's face. No, seriously, that took place once when he visited Moscow. He didn't get it.

Ixmucane2 wrote:Q: Imagine yourself in a shmup, or maybe a space-opera anime. How long are the big spaceships?

Gurren Lagann, think the last couple episodes. Hurling galaxies at each other, oh yeah, that's the right size.

Q: Ever been in a court having to defend yourself? What were the most interesting impressions or other otherwise notable moments?

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:19 am

moozooh wrote: Q: Ever been in a court having to defend yourself? What were the most interesting impressions or other otherwise notable moments?

A: Sort of. I went to court twice. Once, I was definitely guilty, although I was (symbolically) fucked by the system, as they tried to slap me w/ a felony. Cops abusing their power. Apparently my father had some pull as one of the top Deputy Fire Chiefs of Dallas, so I think the cops got a talking to (and I was let off for restitution and a fine of a couple hundred bucks). For the record, I was 17, and me and some friends were out lobbing water balloons at other cars (at night). Couldn't see that one of the cars was a squad car, and I hit it.

2nd time was bullshit. Got a traffic ticket and arrested on the spot (WTF?!?!?). Contested it... went to court twice, they threw it out. Total ass cockery. I was a student, so had the time. Just took a bit and sat there.

Q: Are you prepared for July 17th, 2011?

rancor · Post by **rancor** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:27 am

A: You bet your sweet ass I am!!!!

xris wrote:Q: What is you favorite personal interaction with a celebrity?

Awww, shit! I wanna answer this one too!!
A: Either giving D'Arcy her yeast infection medication or Chris Klein his Valtrex. I used to work in a pharmacy.

Q: Do you go wild on the weekends, or are you fairly sedate? I changed my lifestyle a while back, but the animal is in me tonight and I want to go out, but married life doesn't agree with my desires.

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:36 pm

rancor wrote: Q: Do you go wild on the weekends, or are you fairly sedate? I changed my lifestyle a while back, but the animal is in me tonight and I want to go out, but married life doesn't agree with my desires.

A: I have a limited sleep deprivation budget, and I often spend it gradually on weekdays for TV, concerts & theatre, cinema, etc. before reaching Friday evening quite tired and trying to get some rest over the weekend.

Q: What video games kept you up at night the most? How obsessed were you?

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:02 pm

Ixmucane2 wrote:Q: What video games kept you up at night the most? How obsessed were you?

A: Ragnarok Online. MMOs are meant to hook you up and never let you go, almost like a drug. That game made me spend many nights awake level-grinding my character. Thankfully it didn't take long to realize what I was doing and I put that shit behind me.

Q: Which thread is more ridiculous, the doll vs. figure one or the MLP one?

RNGmaster · Post by **RNGmaster** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:27 am

Ruldra wrote: Q: Which thread is more ridiculous, the doll vs. figure one or the MLP one?

A: The doll thread, if only because it reminds me of a quote from the Jimmy Neutron movie.

Q: What sort of things are you paranoid about?

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:52 am

co-workers trying to get my fired. they do a half assed job and try to blame it on me, shit is fucking annoying. was on the verge of being fired for about a month until i turned it around on them.

what was in the last really weird dream you had?

Siren2011 · Post by **Siren2011** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:06 am

A:Well in my last fucked up dream I was being chased through a banquet room of a large hotel by a man with a gun. I jumped over tables, knocking over plates and food, only to evade my predator. Apparently physics were abnormal in that realm, because I jumped to the top floor of the stair case and grabbed onto the side railing, thinking he would be far behind me. I only look up to see his gun in my face, so I snatch it out of his hand with my free hand, just barely holding on for dear life with the other. Then the guy shows me a note. It read,

"The longer you run from death, the more you feed your monster."

I have no idea what my subconscious was trying to tell me, there.

Q:Do you have an abnormal sexual fetish? What is it?

A: Either giving D'Arcy her yeast infection medication or Chris Klein his Valtrex. I used to work in a pharmacy.

Holy shit! That is crazy!

Where was this pharmacy? In Chicago?

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:01 am

Siren2011 wrote: Q:Do you have an abnormal sexual fetish? What is it?

A: By definition, only other people's sexual fetishes can be abnormal. Mine are perfectly normal.

Q: Did anyone ever annoy or shock you with their abnormal sexual fetishes?

rancor · Post by **rancor** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:33 am

Siren2011 wrote:
A: Either giving D'Arcy her yeast infection medication or Chris Klein his Valtrex. I used to work in a pharmacy.
Holy shit! That is crazy! Where was this pharmacy? In Chicago?

No - in Ft. Worth, Texas. Her dad is/was an Engineer for Lockheed-Martin and she was in town staying with her parents. This would have been about '99 or 2000.. Chris Klein was a student at TCU and was dating Katie Holmes at the time. We were in the same frat. yeah - I know.. I was a frat boy for a semester. Got out as soon as I found out what they were all about.

Siren2011 · Post by **Siren2011** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:42 pm

A: By definition, only other people's sexual fetishes can be abnormal. Mine are perfectly normal.

Now that's the spirit!

Personally, I love the shaven armpits of petite girls with huge boobies. A some folks would think it's "sick" and "immoral", but I just look at it as a form of passion. You'd be surprised how girls are turned on by this and pleasantly surprised when you're making out, then suddenly lift up their arm and start licking. If you're feeling adventurous, try it out sometime.

Q: Did anyone ever annoy or shock you with their abnormal sexual fetishes?

Yes, I was shocked to find out that some people actually enjoy shitting in each other's mouths and eating it.

Nothing says "I love you" more than crapping into your sex slave's mouth.

Q: What is the oddest thing you've ever collected? Personally, I used to collect brochures in a pencil case when I was in first grade. I was a fucked up kid. lol

antares · Post by **antares** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:27 pm

When I was a kid I collected all sorts of stuff, one of the weirdest probably the clear plastic piece inside of plastic bottle caps. After a few years I had a few hundreds of them but I can't think of anything I could ever have done with them.
Funny thing is I just googled for it and it turns out other people collect them and build stuff out of them. Oh, the Internet is great

What's your first association when you read the word 'Austria'?

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:52 pm

antares wrote:What's your first association when you read the word 'Austria'?

...Come on

Naw, mountains actually.

Do you know anyone who actively listens to Rob Stewart?

antares · Post by **antares** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:16 pm

Dragoforce wrote:
antares wrote:What's your first association when you read the word 'Austria'?
...Come on

Hey, I'm really interested in that question.
My associations if I wouldn't live here would be something like Hitler's birthplace, Josef Fritzl the world famous sex-monster, the country were a right wing neo-nazi party is widely socially accepted, and so on...

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:24 pm

Yeah, thats what I meant. Hitler is probably what 99% will think of, hence my comment. But apart from the obious Hitler, Haider and Fritzl it's mountains that I've come to associate Austria with. Everything is flat and boring here.

Oh, Austria-Hungary and the first world war springs to mind as well. Sorry dude

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:37 pm

Dragoforce wrote:Do you know anyone who actively listens to Rob Stewart?

A: Nope. And I betcha even Rob Stewart doesn't listen to Rob Stewart.

Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the word "Sweden"? (I think for me it's IKEA and Pippi Longstockings...)

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:37 pm

CIT wrote:Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the word "Sweden"?

A: Vikings!

Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the word "Brazil"?

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:46 pm

A: Football, hot Samba babes, and favelas. In that order.

Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the word "USA"?

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:06 am

A:

Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the word "Japan"?

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:20 am

A:

Q: Which members of shmups forum have you met in person, and how do they compare to their online personas?

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