I'm drunk thread!

[drauch]

Ha! Funny I just watched Buckaroo Banzai about 2 weeks ago. WHERE IS THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE???!!!

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I discovered I play Futari a lot better while tripping on shrooms.

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I don't do any sort of drugs, but from extensive research on most types I imagine Futari on shrooms is absolutely redonk. We need to change the thread to the "i'm drunk/high" thread, maybe? I am drunk tonight. What a surprise. I am waiting for things that will never happen. Tomorrow I am going to go eat dinner by myself at a decent restaurant. Does anyone want to go with me? I'm almost out of schnapps. I should probably get huge and learn martial arts.

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Holyhyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit. spelligng and suff cant even help me tonight. usually i care about grammar and punctuation and all of that garbage but good god not tonight. cheap wiskey has thoroughly owned me tonight. damn fine drink if i shooulddddddddd say so. this is drunk


drunk fan x ! ^_*

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ohhhhhhhh godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd what is going on. i need fooddd. anyone know what the beans are doing in the referrrs//////////// iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii erator??????????????????????????////////// dojntttttttttt my cats are on the chair playing. good think when i mmmmmmmm drunk i still know to fee dthem. thehy are mly bets friends. eever yone ees has gnoe.

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R type III is not very fun on goombas.

It's not very fun sober either.

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I think it took too many tonight.

I really don't want to be tripping until 2 in the morning.

Oh well, gotta make the best of it.

[xris]

^oh, lordy! The last few posts are great!
Kinda drunk now. Last night I was wasted, it's been a long/ good weekend. Last night I got to live out one of the best geek fantasies, and had enough sense to realise it when it was going on. It was so freaking awesome!! I have had such a great weekend. And, I still have one more day off! Have fun guys! Life is short, some times sucking it up and taking a chance with it can really pay off. It's worth it.
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Hello.

Plahhyagg ag aberttttttttttttaGOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAASD

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really stoned wilderness now.

Listening to Another Green World.


It's beautiful.

[drauch]

^oh, lordy! The last few posts are great!
Kinda drunk now. Last night I was wasted, it's been a long/ good weekend. Last night I got to live out one of the best geek fantasies, and had enough sense to realise it when it was going on. It was so freaking awesome!! I have had such a great weekend. And, I still have one more day off! Have fun guys! Life is short, some times sucking it up and taking a chance with it can really pay off. It's worth it.
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What was your geek fantasy? I must hear about this. And I enjoy your avatar!

[xris]

Okay, I'll share only 'cause you have been spilling you guts out in this thread, and your recent posts from yesterday made me smile. Went out with a couple girls, got wasted. Got picked up at a different bar by another woman I know, she came and got me. I got to sit around in her room and watch as she tried on about twenty different outfits for my amusement. Cute girl in and out of her undies and lots of clothes, all borderline cosplay. This is the type of woman that recently went through the airport dressed fully as the classic ideal of a flight attendant. Stripey socks and little hat included. It was awesome. The sexiest time I've had without actually having sex, I was enjoying it so much that I can wait on that, I wanna see more outfits first. She has never even heard of cosplay, a slight nudge in the right direction could really pay off.

[drauch]

Okay, I'll share only 'cause you have been spilling you guts out in this thread, and your recent posts from yesterday made me smile. Went out with a couple girls, got wasted. Got picked up at a different bar by another woman I know, she came and got me. I got to sit around in her room and watch as she tried on about twenty different outfits for my amusement. Cute girl in and out of her undies and lots of clothes, all borderline cosplay. This is the type of woman that recently went through the airport dressed fully as the classic ideal of a flight attendant. Stripey socks and little hat included. It was awesome. The sexiest time I've had without actually having sex, I was enjoying it so much that I can wait on that, I wanna see more outfits first. She has never even heard of cosplay, a slight nudge in the right direction could really pay off.

THAT RULES. Thanks for sharing. I'm not *eep* drunk yet, but I'll probably come back in a good couple of hours and think it rules even more. Long socks/hats are god tier.

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Okay, back and drunk. That post above this one RULES btw. I'm out of cheap ass COKE though and I don't want to drive drunk to the store. I like getting the stuff that is NO caffeine and diet as fuk. None of that "stayin awake" shit or all those "calories". I enjoy the ASPARTAMEY taste of diet perfection.

Nom nom nom. I went and ate some pad thai and drank Thai beer at this restaurant tonight. It was saddddddd, but today is a sad today. Today is an awful today. Today is the worst. BUT TOMORROW IT IS GONE AND TODAY WILL BE NO MORE. Regardless, things happen and when it rains it pours, and when it storms we die. I think my manager thinks I will kill myself. I told him I wouldn't, or at least for another twenty years. HAR HAR HAR.j

Do ya'll like Hitomi Tanaka?

Okay. I wish I had more coke. I can drink whiskey straight, yeah, WHATEVS, but I want it with ze coke. I like it lots better. I almost wore a Resident Evil 3 hat to work today but I didn't because I look like a fucking trucker. I need to shave, but it is boring. Tomorrow I am going to play Windjammers for real life with my friend who recently just bought Panzer Dragoon Saga. He says I can borrow it when he is done. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WOOP!

AHhhhhhh,,,,,,anyone live in MIDDLE OF AMERICA? I think eventually a SHMUPMEET might happen at some point. I will be there and we will be BFFS. Anyone like corn dogs??????

Tonight my cat spilled water all over the kitchen and jumped on my computer desk THREE TIMES. I got mad and yelled at her, but I felt really bad. I think she forgave me because I petted her a ton and she fell asleep on my lap. I even picked out her boogers. THAT IS LOVE.

Love is gone in my life. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. I need to own a pony for transportational purposes ONLY. None of that hogging the barf. I saw a groundhog today. He lives where I work under the store next door. I named him Cornwallace, in memory of the friend I never had named the aforementioned name. I saw him like 5 times when I went outside. I tried to sneak up on him and give him a high five but he is really shy. BUT today he did see me and ran a bit, but then stopped. I asked what was up be he ran and hid in the drainage pipes. What a shy dood. I will make best friends with him though and maybe take him out to get some ice cream or some mongolian bbq.

THERE IS NO CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE ANYMJORE. I lied. there is string hccese. I messed up spelling twicec , now three times but I dont want to backspace and "correct" it. NOTHING IS CORRECT. today is dead. I wish it was two hours later so today would be gone.

ANYONE WANT TO go ..............

Okay. Serious question. Notice the difference in spelling/grammar? This shit is serious. I want to get a tattoo. Today I was drinking this energy drink called Spike that has 33,333% b12 and so I got really pumped and anxious. I have wanted to get a tattoo for a few years, off and on. I figure while I am borderline alcoholic in my life I should probably get one now while I am pumped. THESE ARE MY CHOICES THAT I WANT:
-An outline of a cicada. I love entomology, or the study of insects. I have been fascinated by cicadas since birth and know too much about them. I want a cicada tattoo. Next year a brood of cicadas are coming out that haven't been around for 13 years. I am soooooooo terribly excited.
-A Nausicaa tattoo. Nausicaa is my favorite manga/thing ever, most likely. It really touches all aspects of my interests/life. I love post-apocalyptic fantasy, entomology, gaian philosphy, manga, and cute girls that make a difference. I want a tattoo of Nausicaa and Teto sitting in the grass. It not only will show my otaku love, but also my passionate belief in gaian biz and entomology.

LETS DO THIS?????????

drunk fan x! ^_*

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Gonna go see if the gas station down the street will card me. If not I'm gonna get some Grey Goose.

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Dudeeeeeeeee, are you not 21? If not I will buy some shiz for you. Grey goose is FANCAY shiet. I want some.

[CMoon]

goddamndrauch, are you drunk every night?

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Yeah...

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is this alcoholism???

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god i was hopin gt to be asleep by now. i thought aoubtout busting out ys book 1 & 2 and replaying and completing the entire deal but i just want to go to bed. i am not tired. i played guardian legend but the firs tlevel was too hard and i couldnt beat it and i got maddddd . ohhh no. i want sleep. thi s tissssssss is the last drink of t ehe evening and then i am passing out. i need to start brushing my teeth. whiskey is harsh, epecially sssssss <<----------- the cheap shit. my cats are judging me. tonight is almost over. 20 minutes until a meaningliesssss day. over. i realize with the 50 hous fsssss of work i can afford the most basi c things so i can still be good o her. i cant do anything bad (even though i am in the terrible right) without feeling bad. i need j lkjlklklkjliljlk i want mushihemsasama futariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo

why whly why whrerer is elvis.

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Hey bros. It's me again. I starting playing Ys Book 1 & 2 again. I am currently playing it but my finger hurts like hell. God, the music and stuff is sooooo good. I lurv. it. My friend called me today and said he is getting married. I get to be the best man. I am really happy for him. My other friend got a job like a billion states away, and I am happy for him as well. I definitely won't see my friend who is moving again, and I'm afraid I won't see my married friend as much anymore as well. He is my best friend. We used to live together, and it was the best time of my life. Everything at that point was so divine. Isn't it weird how everything kinda crashes down at once? Blah blah, there are plenty of metaphors for that and ya yaya ya. I like Ys. I like Dolph Lundgren. I am glad my friends are happy. I need more to drink. I have to work at 6 in the morning and I am not looking forward to it. I am, however, looking forward to helping find ANCIENT YS. I want an egret II and duke nukem to be real.

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ohhhhhhhhhh i am back. i don't think its been long, but i am more drunk. iiiiii want a bagel. my last check at work was messed up and there is HELL TO PAY. those bastards have stiffed me for the last time, and i guess isnceeee incs idfnskldj since i dont work there anymore they think they can do whatever they want. little do those pricks know i stole a shit load of food everytday, and i plan on eating their new sushi for FREE when they get that sushi place installed. laugh now you fuckers, for you will be elminated from any possible consumption of my SOUL. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to play dracula x reallllllllll bad but i cant because i am afraid ill get tooo mad. why why why wont those swamp dwellers eat my fuk. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? i dont even want to evaluate my own brain right now. tomrrrrow i have to work and i am going to get mr. goodcents sub SANDiwchesssssssssssss and it will be FANTASTIC>l.............. why does the sun sun sun sun sun sun moon.


can we get a WHAT WUT.

EVERYONE needs to see Shodown in Little Tokyo with Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee. It is toooooo good. that one bro from Mortal Kombat is in it as a bad guy and it is the best movie ever. i miss the 90s. i miss good action movies. SURE, there have been some good ones, but they lack the LOVSE thatttttttteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the other ones miss.

this is drunk. this is life. this is chicken. this is TRIFE.

drunk fan X! ^_*

[robivy64]

Funny how you are just so fuckin drunk here, however, you were able to whip up this perfectly coherent thread in your drunken stuper.

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=33041

[Arasoi]

REPPUKEN

[drauch]

Funny how you are just so fuckin drunk here, however, you were able to whip up this perfectly coherent thread in your drunken stuper.

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=33041

Aye, that was a few days ago though mate. It's only when I get really sauced that coherence and grammar and the like go down the tube. Like now, I have awoken after passing out. Hardly drunk at all, if any. Geese Howard knows the truth.

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Son of a bitch. It's 7 o'clock and I'm already hitting it pretty hard. Probably be back here soon making a wanker out of myself. TTYL.

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I am officially out of whiskey. I probably shouldn't buy drunken McDonalds two nights in a row. Someone visit the forum; I am lonely.

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Funny how you are just so fuckin drunk here, however, you were able to whip up this perfectly coherent thread in your drunken stuper.

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=33041

OKAY!. Secret time. This shit has been bothering me all day. I am not fucking kidding. I have terrible anxiety problems and all day at work I was like "am I becoming a joke on the SHMUPS foruM???" I am not lying. I am drunk. I don't want want robivy64 to hate me, or anyone for athat matter. goddammn. i almost drank at work today. on my break i went and ATE food and I went in to the store to buy alcohol to mix in with my energy drink. I couldn't do it though. I guess that is good? This is routine now. I work, come home and eat, and when it reaches nightfall i drink and visit the shmups forum on my shitty slow stolen internet. It passes the time quite well, though. dudes, what is going on. Sorry this won't be a fun post to visit on the shmups forum tonight. A number just called me and it was all in Spanish and said it was a forwarding message. WTF. AGHHHHHHHH brb.

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would unp going to mcdonaldsa and reading about john wayne and lee marvin on wikipedia. tink think imal may pass out now. oddsare (space) good that wi i will pass oult. listenied to that one song like 3 times.

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the most beautiful place in the heart is for strangers. neko case is god.