Gametrailers feature on "sh'mups"

[Elixir]

By the way Elixir, the actress playing Keith's sister is in fact a grown woman. Sorry to kill your fantasy. Good thing anime lolis never grow up huh?

Good thing there's always nameless, unwanted white noise getting under-foot while adults are speaking, huh?

Oh it's just staged violence. Therefore it's hilarious. I bet you watch wrestling and episodes of South Park.

[Wenchang]

I do not recall saying anything about the video being humorous or not.

[Naut]

I have found Touhou fans that thought Touhou was originally an anime. There are absolutely horrible parts of the Touhou fandom. Als, it looks like the Touhou discussion is starting to take over the thread. Split?

Why do we always split off threads rather than allowing details to exist in their natural environment? I for one, oppose this practice, mainly since it makes archived threads on Worst Threads Ever harder to follow.

Actually, you know what, I'm PM'ing Narroo to this thread. Should be fun.
/prepare for loltouhou discussion

I love how it's not even the Touhou fans starting these derails anymore, y'all do it yourselves now

[Elixir]

I do not recall saying anything about the video being humorous or not.

I don't recall you saying anything of relevance in this thread, either.

[Wenchang]

Sick burn bro. How to even respond? Adults are speaking indeed. Please post again.

[Elixir]

Sick burn bro. How to even respond? Adults are speaking indeed. Please post again.

It wasn't a burn. How does "lol you're creepy", and some shit about anime that I don't watch, contribute to the thread? Feel free to elaborate.

[Wenchang]

http://f.hatena.ne.jp/images/fotolife/e ... 162500.jpg

[Elixir]

Getting pretty desperate there, kiddo. Still waiting that response you don't have.

Thanks for carting things from my blog onto the forums, again. Stay classy, shmups forum.

[Obiwanshinobi]

I love how it's not even the Touhou fans starting these derails anymore, y'all do it yourselves now

They are Touhou fans à rebours who seemingly can't live without it all the same. Behold the passion. These boards are on fire.

[Wenchang]

Getting pretty desperate there, kiddo.

I'm not sure how to interpret being called "kiddo" from an individual who surrounds themselves with pedophilic imagery. Compliment?

Still waiting that response you don't have.

Still trying to win the internet?

Thanks for carting things from my blog onto the forums, again. Stay classy, shmups forum.

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/elixir68k/searchd ... BFigure%5D

[mesh control]

Awesome, Guilty Gear. Thread is slightly not as bad, now.

[nZero]

wenchang, Elixir, take your exchange to PM (or better yet just leave each other alone). There will be no further warnings.

[Siren2011]

wenchang, Elixir, take your exchange to PM (or better yet just leave each other alone). There will be no further warnings.

Goddamn, you mods can be real killjoys. Their petty argument was very entertaining.

I mean think of it this way: no one dies simply by being called a weaboo loser, a 32 YO doll collector, etc. Worst case scenario, one of them cries in silence as their online avatar gives off no sign that it ever happened. That is the beauty of the interwebz. Please let them go on. I'll send you a chocolate chip cookie through the post if you do!

P.S. I was kidding about the cookie. But seriously, that could be arranged if you insist.

[Wenchang]

Goddamn, you mods can be real killjoys. Their petty argument was very entertaining.

I mean think of it this way: no one dies simply by being called a weaboo loser, a 32 YO doll collector, etc. Worst case scenario, one of them cries in silence as their online avatar gives off no sign that it ever happened. That is the beauty of the interwebz. Please let them go on. I'll send you a chocolate chip cookie through the post if you do!

P.S. I was kidding about the cookie. But seriously, that could be arranged if you insist.

You're welcome.

[Elixir]

wenchang, Elixir, take your exchange to PM (or better yet just leave each other alone). There will be no further warnings.

Goddamn, you mods can be real killjoys. Their petty argument was very entertaining.

I mean think of it this way: no one dies simply by being called a weaboo loser, a 32 YO doll collector, etc. Worst case scenario, one of them cries in silence as their online avatar gives off no sign that it ever happened. That is the beauty of the interwebz. Please let them go on. I'll send you a chocolate chip cookie through the post if you do!

P.S. I was kidding about the cookie. But seriously, that could be arranged if you insist.

You're really putting worth into that digit beside your name. Please let us know how baseless assumptions, some Jacksonville hick's poverty rage and thread derailment is contributive to the forum. I'd love to know.

[chempop]

I agree with Siren2011, shmups and doll collecting can be such a stressful hobby for some, it's most healthy to let their inner rage pour out into these topics rather than manifesting irl situations.

[Siren2011]

You're really putting worth into that digit beside your name.

^This shit is proof that you're completely out of ammunition. That makes no sense whatsoever. I feel sorry for you, Elixir. Clearly you have a mental disorder or are just plain stupid. That's not even my name! I hope they have insane asylums in New Zealand. Arguing with you is much like getting a rise out of a crabby, senile old man.

Jacksonville hick's poverty rage

I wasn't raging in the slightest. I was making a joke. Understand? Habla Englais? Is there any brain activity left in that cashew-sized brain your parents were so kind to give you?
Keep going, man. I love responding to your drivel with witty insults.

As for my behavior "not contributing much to the forum", well, how short is your memory to forget that you've been exhibiting the similar behavior... Oh I forgot. Elixir is a perfect misanthrope. Nothing he does is wrong, but everyone else sucks.

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/elixir68k/searchd ... BFigure%5D

So tell me, which side of that Dizzy figure do you insert into your butthole first? The head or the feet? Round one? Let's Rock?

[VgameT]

I liked the part of the video where the guy was being a nerd! lol

[Despatche]

That makes no sense whatsoever.

damn. oh well then.

[Siren2011]

damn. oh well then.

Humor me, punctuation master. What went over my head (That is, if anything did and you're not just full of it...)?

[chempop]

Elixer starts most of the comprehensive topics for Cave titles which fully covers any bit of need-to-know information. That alone makes his presence on the forum far more valuable than most others who post.

Is there any brain activity left in that cashew-sized brain your parents were so kind to give you? ... I love responding to your drivel with witty insults.

I damn near pissed myself reading this.
Please mods let them be, I don't get to laugh at much these days...

[Siren2011]

I damn near pissed myself reading this.

I'm happy to be of service to you. *tips his hat.

EDIT: And chempop, you might want to look at how you spelled Elixir's name.

[Elixir]

Actually, this has nothing to do with my contributions, which are obviously not limited to chempop's glance. My original question was, precisely, "what does baseless assumptions and thread derailment contribute to the forum?", to which neither were addressed, only retorted.

...

Because you're taking "name" out of context

Moreover, I wasn't even talking about you, but thanks for admitting you live in Jacksonville too, lol.

Furthermore it'd be appreciated if you didn't declare your uh, um, insults (there is no [strikeout] tag on this forum) as "witty", that's of course entirely subjective.

So, you don't like my dizzy figure? That's a shame. That link also wasn't in my previous post, but thanks for dragging it up, again. Since you're so fond of my blog that you've returned multiple times, let us take this opportunity to talk about the figure in question. I have to think twice before unboxing a 13,800 yen figure without anywhere to place it, you know. Still boxed, you see. It's by Alter, regarded as the best figure sculptors out there. This Dizzy pre-sold pretty early, so I'm pretty glad I got my hands on it. Maybe they'll reissue it at a later date, much like their Gwendolyn, that I also have.

I could probably make up some insults about Jacksonville, crime, welfare and such, but I haven't been insulted so there's no need. Let us take a moment to remember that I'm a creep for not liking acted violence. Wouldn't want to derail the thread, would we.

What fun, you helped me kill some time before I have to go out, 'ppreciate it. Thanks.

[chempop]

Gosh, you really get to know people on these forums, just in the last 3 of your posts Siren2011 (if that is your real name), you have nearly serviced my bodily fluids, called someone out for punctuation & corrected another's spelling, and admitted to getting a rise from old men.

Remind me to avoid people with pink hair - or is that not really your face?!

[-Bridget-]

......what in the numerous hells HAPPENED here?

I stepped away from this thread for awhile, came back to it, and..... yeah. What in the world...

I'm also wondering why, exactly, this thread has not been locked yet.

[RNGmaster]

I think it's still salvagable if the Touhou fans come in and defend the fact that they were first introduced to the series by an H-doujin. You know who you are, Mr."likes the characters".
Paging FoxReeveheart, FoxReeveheart to Main Chat.

[chempop]

lol it went from members crying about being offended to a shmup player parody (...?) vid to a flame war about Ikaruga. Wait, what? Ikaruga wasn't mentioned? Well, I'm offended that it wasn't in the video.

I'm also wondering why, exactly, this thread has not been locked yet.

We've been trying...

[Siren2011]

As for "thread derailment", YOU ARE A GREAT DEAL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS VERY THREAD'S DERAILMENT, DUMBF#@! THE PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD BE ASKING THIS QUESTION TO IS YOURSELF! Jesus Christ. Freakin' children.

Furthermore it'd be appreciated if you didn't declare your uh, um, insults (there is no [strikeout] tag on this forum) as "witty", that's of course entirely subjective.

Uhh...I've got news for you: you just did call my insults witty.

...to which neither were addressed, only retorted.

And of course anyone with a brain knows that wit is synonymous with retorting.

Retort: A severe, incisive, or witty reply, especially one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

So thank you, Elixir. I appreciate the compliment.

...

But you're still a dumbf#@!.

What fun, you helped me kill some time before I have to go out, 'ppreciate it. Thanks.

Whatever you do, don't get hit by a drunken driver or anything.

Wouldn't want to derail the thread, would we.

A little too late for that, retard. Peace.

...admitted to getting a rise from old men.

Way to take what I said out of context. *Facepalm

[mesh control]

Someone's looking for a ban.

[-Bridget-]

Someone's looking for a ban.

Agreed. Though, the arguement definitely consists of more than just one member, here.

Seriously though: where are the mods? Granted, it's late, but still. This has gone from annoying, to stupid, to just plain childish. I dont think there's really any call for any of this.