Oh shit! I just remembered a game based on complete fucking random chance.
"SCOARE INCREEES"
So sayeth the hoarse CD-i masterpiece, he (it?) of the prerendered movie CGI backdrop, Tetsuo Gaiden. Pronounced "Tetsuoooooooo Gay-den," against all convention. Not kidding on the gay den. Most assuredly there was not another; this is a side story to a series nobody wanted to tell. According to my memory, you get a "SCOARE INCREEES" when you defeat a
wave of enemies. One point. This is pretty fuckin intense!!11 I can't hold it when I'm at the gay den!1
Quite bare-bones, really at the level of the many shareware shooters (or worse!) we needn't bother with - EXCEPT that it DID get some kind of regular release, probably at retail. I have a copy. It are bad.
Skykid wrote:Ed Oscuro wrote:I'm not 100% on adding games to the list, but if you're going to rebut them, actually play them (p.s. attract mode footage doesn't count as real gameplay - you can't just bomb the hell out of everything in a real play and then finish 4 seconds later). I don't want to be solely responsible for shitlisting games, after all.
Wat? Now I'm even more confused as to why you posted all the above info!
To put some ideas out there for anybody interested in seconding or rebutting my choices.
No special offense taken, but if you're going to try to rebut a choice - you can't just say "this looks wrong" and expect me to leave it at that, no matter if I cave or if I decide to spill more of the beans (I thought you didn't want that!)
trap15 wrote:I'm going to disagree for the removal of Arbalester. That is a terrible game, and I don't know why anyone would have it removed.
I blame Skykid and his questioning of all my priorities!
Arbalester actually has many qualities I like - but one critical problem (aside from the boring gameplay) is the utterly broken powerup system. I said that some other game has a broken powerup progression, I think - but Arbalester's takes the cake. Your most useful (and possibly most damaging) shot is clearly NOT the highest level.
So anyway, I'll look at my list again, because if that is a benchmark for a stinker, then a lot of other things become clearer. I wouldn't put that ADK game in with these others, but the others probably yes.