Fucking anime, Jesus.
Skykid wrote:Xyga wrote:Wizard Barristers... is kind of lame, but I like how you can really feel it's made by a company specialized in hentai. A really different atmosphere.
Such an insane name, I had to google, and it's the new one from Umetsu - so yeah, specialised in HC porn is more like it. I do like his work though, a really strong animation director, and both Kite and Mezzo were pretty good.
Watched the first two episodes and I'm done, deleting the rest.
Umetsu should be ashamed to have this shit to his name, and that's taking into account he's better known for hardcore pornography.
What a vapid load of crap this one is. I don't even understand anime as a concept anymore, I spend most of the time trying to grasp what the hell I'm watching. CG backgrounds now? Is that the way it's done these days? I must be out of the loop. The laziness in the camera framing and general lack of artistry in all the CG offends me considerably.
Japanese people really can't get enough of talking about adolescent girls, can they? So this isn't hentai, but instead I have to look at a bunch of post-pubescent teens squealing in cosplay attire (something that really irks me - I can't stop thinking about fat white girls dressed as maids) and having laugh-a-minute idiosyncrasies like putting whipped cream on their food, talking about 'doing it' with 'guys', and idiotic talking frogs.
Additionally, it seems pre-requisite to allude continually as to how "cute and young and how she's only 17!" over and over, while making ridiculous excuses for her bend-me-over-and-fuck-me-up-the-ass business attire.
Look Japan, I don't care about cosplay and I don't care about dumb kids being kawayiiii. If you're going to spend an hour teasing about how young and supple and seventeen she is, I'd rather just see her get her duds ripped off and fucked within an inch of her life. All the other shit you can leave at the door.
And that's kind of the crux of the matter. When Umetsu did Kite and Mezzo he had 45 minutes of sufficient animation budget and no time to waste. That resulted in superb action sequences, taut animation throughout, and the girls getting spit-roasted by anything in the vicinity.
This spends all its time waffling, looking half-assed (what's with all the motion blur on the action scenes?) and pitifully trying to pass off a thinly veiled courtroom plot, utterly devoid of drama and intrigue, to parade cosplay uniforms and moe memes about for 25 minutes a piece.
Fuck it. If this is anime today - and I mean this is
really it - keep it, I'm done. I used to come to anime for subversive themes and the occasional thought-provoking concept. If I want to see retarded kids who don't have two pennies to rub together I only need to walk down the street.
Think I'll stick with the manga.