The Self-Introduction Thread

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Long time lurker here. My name is Shelltoon, I live in Omaha, NE and I've been playing shmups for quite some time. I mostly grew up with games like Raiden, Abadox, Gradius, and the classics. I'm on the level of mediocre, but I'm trying my hardest to get better. I just keep getting blindsided by enemy fire, and using an analog stick probably isn't helping any. The only arcade shmup I can play in an arcade is Viper Phase 1. (despite having a few Galagas in the area, this is the only one I can find)
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Shelltoon wrote:Long time lurker here. My name is Shelltoon, I live in Omaha, NE and I've been playing shmups for quite some time. I mostly grew up with games like Raiden, Abadox, Gradius, and the classics. I'm on the level of mediocre, but I'm trying my hardest to get better. I just keep getting blindsided by enemy fire, and using an analog stick probably isn't helping any. The only arcade shmup I can play in an arcade is Viper Phase 1. (despite having a few Galagas in the area, this is the only one I can find)
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Hello, all! Big shooter/shmup fan for a long time. Favorite shooter has to be a tie between R-type and Ikaruga. The Cave releases are quite cool as well, although, I've only really played ESPGaluda for the PS2.

Will always love the classics like Gradius and Raiden!

I've had in my collection...Homura, Shikigami no Shiro, R-Type Final, Trigger Heart Excellica (DC). Still need to pick up some of the other DC shmups actually (Chaos Field, Last Hope, Karous, Trizeal, etc). Still own Einhander, ESPGaluda and Ikaruga. Yeah, I know pretty boring stuff. Shame I've not tried some of those yet! I've had the Gundemonium Collection since its released, but have yet to play it. Also have Solder X 1 and 2 which I think are actually pretty cool games.

Been on kind of a doujin PC game kick with Cloudphobia and Diadra Empty, and Uwabami Breakers. Still have yet to try any of the Touhou shmups, but Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (I know, fighting game. LOL!) is pretty dope actually.

Anyways, just giving a shout to all the folks here at Shmups!

Be seeing you around!
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shishio74 wrote:Hello, all! Big shooter/shmup fan for a long time. Favorite shooter has to be a tie between R-type and Ikaruga. The Cave releases are quite cool as well, although, I've only really played ESPGaluda for the PS2.

Will always love the classics like Gradius and Raiden!

I've had in my collection...Homura, Shikigami no Shiro, R-Type Final, Trigger Heart Excellica (DC). Still need to pick up some of the other DC shmups actually (Chaos Field, Last Hope, Karous, Trizeal, etc). Still own Einhander, ESPGaluda and Ikaruga. Yeah, I know pretty boring stuff. Shame I've not tried some of those yet! I've had the Gundemonium Collection since its released, but have yet to play it. Also have Solder X 1 and 2 which I think are actually pretty cool games.

Been on kind of a doujin PC game kick with Cloudphobia and Diadra Empty, and Uwabami Breakers. Still have yet to try any of the Touhou shmups, but Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (I know, fighting game. LOL!) is pretty dope actually.

Anyways, just giving a shout to all the folks here at Shmups!

Be seeing you around!
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Hello!

I have only recently become really interested in the genre (I used to play UN Squadron, Silk Worm, &c.) this year when a friend insisted I play Mushihimesama Futari and Espgaluda 2 with him on the 360. I became hooked immediately, and had to get macMAME as well as those two games, and pretty much anything else I can find.

My main gaming time has been spent with 2D fighters (and Virtua Fighter), and things like Virtual On. Shmups appeal to me because I can get in the same "zone" that I do with fighters, but not have to depend on someone else being available to play. I am still fairly rotten, and consider it a great success when I can beat the first level of Futari or Galuda 2 on one life.

I prefer the vertical Bullet Hell Shooters so far, and just last week won an auction for Daioujou on the PS2 for $45. I do also enjoy Gradius and Raiden games, too.
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Hi...

Long time lurker, finally getting around to an intro.

Been gaming for 22 years or so - cut my teeth on NES.

I , like so many others, used to constantly upgrade my PC - a near thankless task with graphics being constantly pushed harder and harder.
A Few years ago, I gave up. Began collecting consoles.

Everything changed when I bought a used Dreamcast. The catalog of games were mostly arcade style games - fighters and shmups.

I began playing Ikaruga and Triggerheart and was hooked. Immediately it seems that the new games on the market, huge blockbusters - didn't appeal to me anymore. I had fallen in love with shmups.

I still cannot chain the entire first level of Ikaruga - but I try. And I've never 1cc'd ANYTHING except the novice mode of Mushi Futari. But it doesen't matter. It's the challenge - slowly improving my scores every day that keep me coming back.

Of course I love Cave - and my love for Cave led me to discover their roots : Raizing, 8ing, Toaplan.

MAME has made it easy to play these games in the USA - but over the last year I have begun to search for a candy cabinet. I'd really like to own a PCB of Dodonpachi, or ESP Ra. De....
EDIT:

I found a cabinet...er 2...:)
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Two Aero City's and my tate PC and Xbox 360 :)

I also build custom arcade joysticks. I'm quite proud of them. If anyone is interested you can view them on my blog at:
http://matskatcustoms.wordpress.com

The feeling of playing an ARCADE game on ARCADE hardware is unmatched in my opinion by current games.

Really hoping for the retail success of Deathsmiles and Otomedius Excellent. I would LOVE an eventual US release of Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu or Muchi Muchi Pork, or Ketsui (the DS version is just a tease)

Anyway, there it is. Hello...

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By the power of Greyskull, we welcome two nude comers, Muskrat and ThibJork!! Realize that the body members of Shmups11.org has very little desire to spend time with you! Allow me to lead you on a long journey through shmupland, ThiBjork and Muskrat....all the while telling you shmuppy tales of woe, so maintain your hand and the feet in the car.

We start like this:

The farmer, who has resonated when taking the dump on the grass of your favorite shmup, for example... in here like Musha Futaba. We will attempt to fix the correction of mistake of the play of your game, which has not felt the genital organ of the man who spends his day giving you central inaccurate information!

In addition, as for us, if you had you tried that seller of Internet which those ones of ebay cannot be said in order to raise your pocket book by inserting his wicked device which pierced the bottle of your money due to the fullness of the many Cheddar cheeses for the meat diet animal of the summer you appreciated!

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What a gelded horse he is!!!

So, in closing, welcome for the second time in shmups11.org, and remember to polish your urethra!

P.S. The romantic comedy of shmup love may completely ruin your love life...if it does, be sure to finger the young girl of the ghetto...so that she does not ridicule the size of your pink sweets...so says the human body robot!!!
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Just for fun, I used Google Translate to translate the ABOVE hilarity into Japanses, and back to English.

Surprisingly, it's mostly the same.
But the parts that changed?

Oh man...

Here goes:

Japanese to English translationShow romanization
The power of Greyskull, we have to enter the two nude, muskrat and ThibJork welcome! Shmups11.org realize you need to spend time with members of the body you most desire! While I tell the evil story shmuppy shmupland allow you to read through a long journey, ThiBjork muskrat .... and all I will keep your feet and your hands in the car.

We started like this:

When your favorite shmup farmers agreed to take dumps on the lawn, for example ... where do the Futaba warrior. We are his days spent providing inaccurate information center, tries to correct the error correction of your game play does not feel the human reproductive organs!

Also, if we had as if you, eBay is one of them, his wicked to insert the device kept the bottle for the satisfaction of your money to increase your pocket book The Internet can not be said in so many and especially that sells cheddar, the cheese during the summer when predators thanks!

Everyone likes a smart ass!

If you are not gay to straight is, eBay tube to the left of the imported cowboy now he is upset ... Nearby tools, so you learned a lesson Shmups11.org from trading fairly Now close the sale babboon shooting game similar to high end of!

What he gelded horse!

So, shmups11.org second closure, the welcome, you forget to brush your urethra!

Postscript that the young ghetto girl ... so do not laugh at the size of the candy pink ... if you do not please her finger shmup romantic love, the love of your life completely You ruined the human body robot ... say it!


Anyway, thanks for the welcome...I think....
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:mrgreen: - Yes, this was a mouth in cheek welcoming, Muskrat! For some reason which is to me unknown, "humanoid" translates to "the human body robot" which is really odd...anyhow, welcome to our small tub of water, Shmups11.org! I must now go discipline the monkey animal that lives in my pants!
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Idk why I've been such a damn lurker on here for so long. I've been into Shmups since Capcom's 1942, worked at an arcade as a tech for 6yrs in the 90s and fell in love with Seibu and CPSII shooters as they came in. After joining the military I basically lost the genre until I got to stay in Japan in 2005 at Yokota AFB. During a month of downtime training troops the genre came back into my life by Cave, where 3x a week I visited Akihabara and fell in love with Dai-Ou-Jou, Ketsui, and Ibara. After leaving the military in 2006 I moved back home and finally had a suitable place to purchase cabs, relive and start new experiences in an Industry I left and basically died in the US while I was gone...

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Me remember!

ReplicaX, Shmups11.org members whose eyeballs grew wide with excitement over seeing your Tootsie Roll Cabs! I must admit when I saw those pictures, my shmup meat began to expand and lubricate! What a rush!

ReplicaX, Shmups11.org shares the bit, the data and your shmuppy technology of up-to-date information which extends the hand of shmup love to the front electronic friendship excessively, and executes the sword fighting loyal retainer of center, refines, in order to help the fact that it strengthens, to show the fact that it shaves, so therefore it is possible!

This time as for the news which is stuck to your ear hole...come close, here it goes:

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This is the only thing he understands!

How did foolish idiot he become the equipment?

For the second time, welcome to the place of shooting love, and remember.... before doing shmup of the cave, please wax your man muscle with Turtle Wax!

Pull, pull and pull!!!!
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ReplicaX wrote:Idk why I've been such a damn lurker on here for so long. I've been into Shmups since Capcom's 1942, worked at an arcade as a tech for 6yrs in the 90s and fell in love with Seibu and CPSII shooters as they came in....
Your Egret makes me jealous.

And embarassed because of the boner it produced.

I'm at work and can't stand up now.

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Woah, nowhere near as dedicated as any of you new guys there :P Pretty new to shmups myself, wasn't really a fan of them before until last summer when I went on vacation to a land of no internet so I decided to bring along a couple of cave shmups and sort of got into them. Lost the interest when I came back though. Got back into them couple of days ago; was bored so I decided to fire up MAME and play something, and while configuring the key bindings I realized it supported joysticks natively, so I wanted to see if my Xbox 360 Hori stick worked, and after a lot of frustration messing around with drivers and modules (Sometimes I hate Linux <_<) I got it up and running ^^ Sort of felt like I had setup my own poor man's cab, just had a cheap stick and a normal screen lol but I guess I loved the feeling of using the arcade stick and got hooked heh.

Now I'm just messing around with random shmups; Raiden, Perfect Cherry Blossom, Giga Wing, ESP Ra De and mushi. Haven't gotten very far on any of them, but at least it's fun, and someday I'll finally be able to brag to everyone about how I 1cc'ed some random shmup :roll:

And your welcomings are quite entertaining ROBOTRON ;P
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TidusBlade wrote:Woah, nowhere near as dedicated as any of you new guys there :P Pretty new to shmups myself, wasn't really a fan of them before until last summer when I went on vacation to a land of no internet so I decided to bring along a couple of cave shmups and sort of got into them. Lost the interest when I came back though. Got back into them couple of days ago; was bored so I decided to fire up MAME and play something, and while configuring the key bindings I realized it supported joysticks natively, so I wanted to see if my Xbox 360 Hori stick worked, and after a lot of frustration messing around with drivers and modules (Sometimes I hate Linux <_<) I got it up and running ^^ Sort of felt like I had setup my own poor man's cab, just had a cheap stick and a normal screen lol but I guess I loved the feeling of using the arcade stick and got hooked heh.

Now I'm just messing around with random shmups; Raiden, Perfect Cherry Blossom, Giga Wing, ESP Ra De and mushi. Haven't gotten very far on any of them, but at least it's fun, and someday I'll finally be able to brag to everyone about how I 1cc'ed some random shmup :roll:

And your welcomings are quite entertaining ROBOTRON ;P
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Anyhoo....enjoy shmups11.org, Tide Blade. Just be sure the bacterium which comes from your vulgar scrotum sack is covered up with Axe body spray, doing this verifies that everyone makes life clean!

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Hello

I've just discovered this forum . . with such an obvious name I have no idea how I hadn't come across it earlier!

Shoot'em' ups have always been my favourite genre - The first arcade shooter I played was P-47:The Phantom Fighter (Could only play this whilst stood on a milk crate) and home computer games like Uridium helped get me hooked. I get on with most variations but tend to prefer Horizontal scrollers for some reason, only by a very small margin though :D

I came across the site whilst looking for info on shmups for the 360, as I have only just bought one. Found a few good ones so far and hopefully I will know where to look after reading though some of these forums.

I have a MAME cab which spends most of it's time playing shooters . . I need to make one with a vertical monitor now though!
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Edwards80 wrote:Hello

I've just discovered this forum . . with such an obvious name I have no idea how I hadn't come across it earlier!

Shoot'em' ups have always been my favourite genre - The first arcade shooter I played was P-47:The Phantom Fighter (Could only play this whilst stood on a milk crate) and home computer games like Uridium helped get me hooked. I get on with most variations but tend to prefer Horizontal scrollers for some reason, only by a very small margin though :D

I came across the site whilst looking for info on shmups for the 360, as I have only just bought one. Found a few good ones so far and hopefully I will know where to look after reading though some of these forums.

I have a MAME cab which spends most of it's time playing shooters . . I need to make one with a vertical monitor now though!
Edwards is 80 years old!

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I just entered the shmup community (Touhou doesn't count, though I did that on HARDO MODO for about a year). I love CAVE's games, as well as CAVE-style games. In particular, I love Crimzon Clover and can score at it pretty competently. I'm still working towards my first non-Touhou 1cc -from the look of things, it'll be ESPGaluda.

I'm working towards a career in game design. I want to bring back the old, more rewarding "arcade" style of gaming, where triumphing over something difficult results in a sense of satisfaction and triumph. I love games in genral, and I see them as more than just a way to blow off time.

I have very strong opinions, and I also kind of enjoy trolling, but only when it suits my purpose.

More as events warrant.

Also, can ROBOTRON please do one of his special introductory posts for me?
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RNGmaster wrote:I just entered the shmup community (Touhou doesn't count, though I did that on HARDO MODO for about a year). I love CAVE's games, as well as CAVE-style games. In particular, I love Crimzon Clover and can score at it pretty competently. I'm still working towards my first non-Touhou 1cc -from the look of things, it'll be ESPGaluda.

I'm working towards a career in game design. I want to bring back the old, more rewarding "arcade" style of gaming, where triumphing over something difficult results in a sense of satisfaction and triumph. I love games in genral, and I see them as more than just a way to blow off time.

I have very strong opinions, and I also kind of enjoy trolling, but only when it suits my purpose.

More as events warrant.

Also, can ROBOTRON please do one of his special introductory posts for me?
Fellow shmuppers, please side step the RING MASTER while we welcome him by excitingly punching him in the stomach of shmup love, its the kind of punch that creates a faucet which has been attached and is what makes is what welcomed made possible!

Ring master me, you, we meeting here, are function of the strategic able man of the happy cave product. As for the cave as the manufacturer of popular shmups that is known here, because it is the most popular shmup we talk about while in a sitting position defecating in the washroom.

Ring master, a word to wisely old owl: Watch the seller of the wicked high price of Ebay! He tries in order that being value of sort greatly to sell you DDP because of your many, many monies. With Shmups11.org favor buy your side, we repulsed the evil seller of Ebay by making noise where the apple which was once fresh, has now become corrupted after your delightful shopping.

It is not the thin foolishness?

Ring Master this is most important news today concerning your adopted pet cat: Ring Master, please decelerate the stop switch of your X wooden framework 360 which the game a of many time plays Cave games with enthusiasm in the straight gate. This pushes the cooler one, the time, you forgot to miss an important thing. Take the smooth towel which is taken from the washroom and soak it with shmup soap. Doing this will verify that you do not smell like a dead cat after playing the Cave game for robust hours of the day. I'm sure the pizza delivery man does not want to smell your pantie liners after you ordered several pizzas with shmup toppings.

Make sure your nut washes clean, RM!

Because the competitive player Ring Master who is newest has gloss, the raw materials was understood, and welcoming is over due. Lets all give Ring Master a loud roar, and smother him with homosexual love!

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Hello. New here. I absolutely love shmups. Especially Star Soldier. :)
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Blue Protoman wrote:Hello. New here. I absolutely love shmups. Especially Star Soldier. :)
This is very exciting up-to-date news!

Already there is a new member of Shmups11.org that has come out of the closet! The person, Blue Proton, we here with Shmups11.org applauds!

When observing that someone where I am new participates, I stopped my finger, started turning my head everywhere! Shmups11.org is the place where as for the person of the Blue Proton Man's unit can find the information regarding shmups that is hot in your brain! The organization makes that itself easy, and can improve your efficiency of the shmup of the afterlife!

Now there are some raw materials of several things we should let you know concerning shmupping as a hobby...we approach the news like this:

1. Watch closely, because paypal could be in conjuction with the seller of ignorant extreme price of the online Ebay which uses the fact that it continues. Several of these wackos try to sell you overpriced shmups like the label of black of smile of Futaba, of DeadSmiles, because of your many money cards in your pants. You hear a knock at the door and its the UPS driver attempting to look secretly at your Visa and Mastercard. But because you gave Shmups11.org the the dynamic power of attorney, the seller's mind which was weakened thunderously, the only thing he was able to observe was your manhood!! This forces others to shout Horay, and demands a lower price for the game!!

2. Because of the long haul of playtime which is enthusiastic in order to strike high scores in any particular shmup, it requires you to spend robust hours sitting on an upside down chair. Please, because of this thing, it can cause many germs and paramecium to build up in your panties.

This flavor is unacceptable!

Press the halt button on your X Crate 360 and start removing the dark smell from your bottom with Oxi clean and shmup soaps without forgetting the high fructose corn syrup running down your legs. Use towel of forgiveness which gets wet as soon as possible so that hygiene thing is maintained. Doing this will verify to other shmuppers without making other things happen, it guarantees that it can enjoy the time gunning down alien boats.

You say how rescue?

Now Blue Proton Man, I am done riding in your car, through the world of shmups. Our little band of shmuppers here at Shmups11.org, therefore desires that you yourself it enjoys your coca cola and getting beaten with a leather string!

Until you is satisfied, do that!
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If you're going to get all fancy, the least you can do is get my name right. :lol:
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Blue Protoman wrote:If you're going to get all fancy, the least you can do is get my name right. :lol:
Boy is the skin surface of my face red!

My haughty foolishness, please permit forgiveness Protoman! I am regrettable in order to make your surface where my bad breath and the mistake pattern which was standardized have been attached ruinous.

I now owe the payment which is 15 Euros to you. Expect payment the night after the festival of bumble bees.

Again, forgiveness!
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I'm American. Euros are for...Europeans.
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Blue Protoman wrote:I'm American. Euros are for...Europeans.
Oh I see Mr Protoman...

whatsoever types of dollars are to you liking, I will make speedy payment to your bill tray the night after the festival of the bumble bees...this will keep shmups11.org from have to from have to squeeze your nipple hard.
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Hello, I'm new here and also quite new to the shmup genre. I was searching for some shmup info and came across this great forum.

I've started gaming on an Atari ST but really got into it with the NES. The first shmup I'd ever played was Super R-Type, and after that Axelay and Super Aleste. After those games I didn't play any shmups until Ikaruga hit the 360, I played that for a bit and never got back into it.

Then I got ESPGaluda on the iPhone and things started to click; now I just bought a ntsc-j 360 and I already got a few CAVE games for it. The games are really kicking my ass but they are so addicting, so now I'm looking forward to a future full of shumps :-) I think I'm already becoming a CAVE fanboy ;-)
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bad-joey wrote:Hello, I'm new here and also quite new to the shmup genre. I was searching for some shmup info and came across this great forum.

I've started gaming on an Atari ST but really got into it with the NES. The first shmup I'd ever played was Super R-Type, and after that Axelay and Super Aleste. After those games I didn't play any shmups until Ikaruga hit the 360, I played that for a bit and never got back into it.

Then I got ESPGaluda on the iPhone and things started to click; now I just bought a ntsc-j 360 and I already got a few CAVE games for it. The games are really kicking my ass but they are so addicting, so now I'm looking forward to a future full of shumps :-) I think I'm already becoming a CAVE fanboy ;-)
The welcome my haughty demon God to vision of the net which is seen boost of the confidence of shmupping is given, shmups11.org!

The information where bad Joey, where the shmup image of Cave is reset for the United Nations which are slow with the track/truck and being hot are clear it offers!

Permanently word of warning forever: Never, klutz of ebay of paypal your reliance does not have to be made. Even fortunately as for the dishonest pool stick player of ebay when the person of the import which in order on your side to obtain peak at your visa and master card by raising your skirt, the fact that you sell to shmups which can acquire value here, because of penny-pincher of Shmups11.org of dollar which is spent!

The scenario which how should be surprised?

In addition as for the stimulus characteristic friend shmuppers, your penis of Ajax which is now ready for rust removal and medicine which verifies the play of the game of the kind which has other things does not break off due to the fact that smell does on the poodle parlor!

The raw materials now are in the hands of bad Joey! Shmups of the play is now permitted!

Urinate vis-a-vis the fence!
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totally missed this thread.

my name is Nick. from NY. I am a long time member on klov, and shoryuken. I just got into shmups with the deathsmiles release. I have always liked raiden and the 194x series but now I wanna take it more serious.

I own a mortal kombat 2 cabinet, a 3in1 casino games, and a jamma cabinet as well with numerous boards. I want a candy cabinet bad though.
I used to have a donkey kong jr/galaga/dig dug/ and 2 pins but trading them has me where I wanna be.

Xbox live gt: Thestreetzking

About to purchase esp galuda2 and Mushi. not sure which one first? any thoughts?

so yea, thats about it.. hey
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Thestreetzking wrote:totally missed this thread.

my name is Nick. from NY. I am a long time member on klov, and shoryuken. I just got into shmups with the deathsmiles release. I have always liked raiden and the 194x series but now I wanna take it more serious.

I own a mortal kombat 2 cabinet, a 3in1 casino games, and a jamma cabinet as well with numerous boards. I want a candy cabinet bad though.
I used to have a donkey kong jr/galaga/dig dug/ and 2 pins but trading them has me where I wanna be.

Xbox live gt: Thestreetzking

About to purchase esp galuda2 and Mushi. not sure which one first? any thoughts?

so yea, thats about it.. hey
Oh cripes! The Pavement Z King has tracked a straight line to Shmups11.org exactly!

Please go to the first next alert!

Pavement king, we... the entirely high alliance network called Shmups11.org welcome your electrical current brain to the source of smooth up-to-date information which is as rock solid as your head bone!

Pavement Z King, there is a cloud where the horizon is dark, and its dark spiritual badness being wicked, and we regret the fact that it informs about the ebayer of evil beginnings! As for him your visa and master card in order to do the payment that is common a practice in the pornographic industry, it is not possible to wait in order to obtain the small hand! Because there is Shmups11.org, which should fight with you side by side...it is possible to turn the back the evil upon him by shooting the thickly white liquid on his facial surface! This decreases the price which at once makes the wicked seller think concerning that wicked pricing method!

Being handled the work of the hand skillfully, does he now give?

You forgot to mention an important thing which is to take the hot washing cloth, being desired the fact that it does not move from your uncleanliness, in order for this to guarantee, impureness from the penile present time of your projection. Take it and wipe your shmupping stench frequently...that is, you insert your loaf in the path of the hottest water, then move your stick to and fro where entirely, your magic wand of love becomes upright, and gushes forth clean liquid!

We certainly hope Pavement Z King, that you become our companion to win this, together!

You are the happy haughty friend who is seen shmupping!
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I feel violated?¿?
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Thestreetzking wrote:I feel violated?¿?
NOOOOO....a little engrish humor to welcome joo.
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