what's the most mischievous or silliest thing you've done, or been a part of in the workplace? and what was the most vengeful thing you've done in the workplace?
A: My office has an on-going prank that it pulls, although we've stopped since it was finally successful. I was victim 0, on my way home to visit my mother who had been diagnosed with cancer (she survived and it's in full remission, btw). I left the office on what they assumed was a trip home to relax. As I leave the office, my bag vibrates. I open it to find a gigantic dildo accompanied by scissors (to set off the alarm) in my carry on. the fatal flaw was the batteries. It would've worked otherwise. They tried it many other times after but the winner was finally the guest of honor on his way to his bachelor party. They didn't pull it out, but the security made him run it through twice and the staff was snickering. His travel mates told him what was up and they went to the bathroom to find a huge black dildo (complete w/ balls). Where did the dildo come from you might ask? The tradition involves the most junior person in the office going to the adult video store and buying it at lunch.
Most vengeful thing I thought I did was send one of my bosses Tubgirl. He had a particular habit of drinking too much wine and lashing into me about everything under the sun, including my poker habit. Well, turns out he's a sick fuck too b/c he just bust into hysterics when he saw it. Since that failed, I set his quad-display wallpaper on a Linux box to a manpaper photo (which is now the famous "no hot-linking" gamengai photo). It wasn't Windows, so he couldn't change it. Took him a few days and he finally googled. Bonus: his Aunt and Uncle visited the office that day. Did it to a couple of other people in the office over the years. One guy fucked me off to no end when he found out I liked cats, so he got cat wallpaper, cat mouse cursor, I love Cats homepage, and a shitload of WAV files, all of which were triggered when he did basically any function on his computer. It was entertaining for weeks. I never got rid of them all either...despite trying.
Q: Worst email you ever sent "by accident". Bonus points if it was in a professional setting.
