All the girls will love Rez....

greg · Post by **greg** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:36 am

Specineff wrote:Small but well formed is better than big and bulgy overblown. And sexy.

Well said! This is especially true in my wife's case.

(couldn't find a drooling emoticon...)

When I was in college, I used to jokingly tell my friends, "A girl's heart can only hold so much evil. If it cannot contain all of her evil, her body will make space for it elsewhere." Of course, that was especially after I had dated a girl who had a boyfriend and kept it a secret from me for four months. She was pretty proud of her big rack. Maybe that's what started to put me off.

Anyhow, the girl in the picture is obviously not "flat as a board." If anyone thinks so, he's blind. End of discussion.

Gosh, this reminds me of that one weird guy who used to post on here who'd always brag about his Korean girlfriend's big boobs. Wonder whatever happened to him?

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:45 am

A heated argument over pragmatics and breast sizes on a shmups forum...maybe it's just because I haven't been here long enough, but I hafta say, I definitely wasn't expecting this when I first registered.

Blue Lander · Post by **Blue Lander** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:53 am

greg wrote: Anyhow, the girl in the picture is obviously not "flat as a board." If anyone thinks so, he's blind. End of discussion.

Uh, are we looking at the same picture? You can't get a very good look at her chest, but all I see is a very slight crease in her shirt. She looks "little boy" flat to me, and as far as I know I'm not blind.

shiftace · Post by **shiftace** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:39 am

BulletMagnet wrote:A heated argument over pragmatics and breast sizes on a shmups forum...maybe it's just because I haven't been here long enough, but I hafta say, I definitely wasn't expecting this when I first registered. :?

At least it didn't start that way. And it's in OT.

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:54 am

Meh, too many guys and no estrogen would create a topic like this. Anyway, just imagine how unfortunate big breasts look when the female grows old and her breasts droop down sagging.

greg · Post by **greg** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:09 am

Blue Lander wrote:Uh, are we looking at the same picture? You can't get a very good look at her chest, but all I see is a very slight crease in her shirt. She looks "little boy" flat to me, and as far as I know I'm not blind.

Allright, I'm going to end this once and for all. I can't believe how insensitive some of you guys are about this.

If you read the article, it was posted by a girl named Jane (who obviously had her guy Justin take those pics). If you read the about page, you'll learn about her and the other writers on gamegirladvance.com. It says she plays in a band called Dealership. On that page, you can find pics of the band. Here she is:

Obviously she's a girl, and an attractive girl at that, so this proves my point that girls don't have to have big boobs to be pretty (or feminine).

Gosh people, not every attractive girl is built like a porn star. And stay away from Asian girls if you think girls have to have big knockers to be attractive. Yeesh...

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:19 am

A heated argument over pragmatics and breast sizes on a shmups forum...maybe it's just because I haven't been here long enough, but I hafta say, I definitely wasn't expecting this when I first registered.

You've missed circumcision, the Reagan administration, a lot more politics, a lot of fanboyism, and various pc/girl problems

it's always been this way it seems.

As Greg so eloquently stated (and he's right almost as often as I am) women do not need "machine gun jubblies" to be attractive. Too large can be quite disgusting, in case you've never used google image search and found some totally-unrelated-to-the-non-porn-related-thing-you-were-looking-for hideous fetish porn.

Blue Lander · Post by **Blue Lander** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:20 pm

greg wrote: Obviously she's a girl, and an attractive girl at that, so this proves my point that girls don't have to have big boobs to be pretty (or feminine).

Okay, after looking at that picture I'm convinced that she's really a she. I wouldn't go as far as saying she's pretty, though (sort of horse-faced). And I still don't see the appeal of women built like 10 year old boys unless you're some sort of pedophile.

benstylus · Post by **benstylus** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:57 pm

Blue Lander wrote:Okay, after looking at that picture I'm convinced that she's really a she. I wouldn't go as far as saying she's pretty, though (sort of horse-faced). And I still don't see the appeal of women built like 10 year old boys unless you're some sort of pedophile.

If relationships are purely about boobs, then perhaps you'd be right, but there are a great many variables other than the size of someone's chest that goes into making someone attractive. And while I don't find Jane particularly attractive either, I have met a great deal of women who are absolutely gorgeous, but to whom the gift of cleavage was not granted.

Strychnine · Post by **Strychnine** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:23 pm

Nuke wrote:You just generalised that women are unatractive when they are flat-chested "'caus they look like boys". Sounds pretty sexist to me, preferences or not....

Yeah, but you'd be wrong. Go read my post over again if you can't figure out why me talking smack SI NOT TEH SEXISTISMISH.

(I WILL RESUME NON-HUNG OVER TO HELL POSTS TOMORROW)

BIG · Post by **BIG** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:35 pm

*waiting for a certain female shmupper to respond*

BIG-

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:22 pm

This entire conversation is mind-numbingly silly.

Neon wrote:"machine gun jubblies"

This is funny as fuck though.

incognoscente · Post by **incognoscente** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:34 pm

Strychnine wrote:...
NON-HUNG
...

OMG, SEXIMISSIMIST!

Tar-Palantir · Post by **Tar-Palantir** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:16 pm

Specineff wrote: Small but well formed is better than big and bulgy overblown.

Case study: the tank bosses in stages 1-1 and 2-1 in Aero Fighters 3. Who's the bigger bastard

?

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:38 pm

I'd take a good arse over a big pair of tits any day.

greg · Post by **greg** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:46 pm

To take this into another tangent, last night I downloaded some MP3's from her band's homepage. Pretty cute music. Indie rock with a touch of Brit-Pop, it seems. I like her singing voice. I may not go out of my way to buy the CD anytime soon, but I wouldn't mind getting it someday.

Strychnine · Post by **Strychnine** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:51 pm

Andi wrote:This entire conversation is mind-numbingly silly.

Neon wrote:"machine gun jubblies"
This is funny as fuck though.

See Nukey my boy? She got it. The intelligence content of most of this thread is verging on 6th grade, but you know - sometimes that's fun.

SPEAKING of machine gun jubblies. This is better (ICBM JUBBLIES!!):

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/552/recutiehoney1kh.gif

(Animated GIF from a Cutie Honey anime, not entirely work safe. YOU SEE SEH 8008135 [albeit animated])

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:11 pm

Andi the self-proclaimed 'shooter goddess' isn't a girl!

http://drusucks.netfirms.com/creator.html

You read it here first, folks.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:04 am

Neon wrote:Andi the self-proclaimed 'shooter goddess' isn't a girl!

http://drusucks.netfirms.com/creator.html

You read it here first, folks.

That's a bad example. Here's a better one.

http://download.com/darkchocolate

Download some of my music while you are at it.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:15 am

I like big boobs. I really don't care what they're going to look like when the girl is old because I expect that when I'm that old, I'm really not going to be too hot in the looks department either. Oh yeah and Andi's hot. That's all I'm going to contribute to this thread.

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:32 am

Doesn't matter what the size of breasts are as long as I like the girl.

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:43 pm

If I had a choice, I go for big breats, but like I say, I'm look at the arse first.

A girl must have nice nipples.

Blue Lander · Post by **Blue Lander** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:05 pm

Don't get me wrong, there's more to a woman's attractiveness than just physical appearance. And there's more to physical appearance than just chest size. But all other things being equal, a natural, reasonably sized rack beats out a chest that looks like a corkboard with two thumbtacks in it.

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:13 pm

More than just physical appearance? I can't believe you just said that.

sffan · Post by **sffan** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:50 pm

I've always liked skinny girls, and they usually have small boobs of course.

But here's the thing: Small boobs look proportional on a small girl, so they can look just as good as big boobs on a curvy girl. Um, woman.

Anyway, even though my fiance is skinny/small-boobed and HOT, I still occasionally get nostalgic for some of the big ones I've played with in the past. There are just certain things you can do with big ones that won't work with, well, you know....

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:41 pm

Tar-Palantir wrote:
Specineff wrote: Small but well formed is better than big and bulgy overblown.
Case study: the tank bosses in stages 1-1 and 2-1 in Aero Fighters 3. Who's the bigger bastard ?

I haven't played AF 3.

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:04 am

I prefer a natural look myself. Too small, or "flat chested" does kinda look "boyish" to me...while Pam Anderson style is just too big and ridiculous.
A girl needs boobs to be in proportion to her body. Not too small, but not too big either.

If anyones cares, I look for the "whole packaged deal". She could be totally beautifull, but if we dont have anything in common, then I don't need the hassles. Why bother trying to get something, you will never be able to hold onto it for long?