<b>"Man those games are just too easy"</b>
That is after they credit feed their way through the game.
Blowout.Gopher's Ambition wrote:I recall on X-Play, Morgan was practically having an orgasm narcking on 2-D games because of how bad the game she was reviewing was (sorry, can't remember the name - was a contra style shooter that took place on a space station, and you had to wander a maze). She said things like "oh 2D is dead... this game proves that 2D is dead... I just can't believe that they'd make a 2D game... there's nothing left in 2D to be done... 2D is outdated, there's no way a 2D game can be fun anymore..."
About 20 episodes later, R-Type Final and Gradius V both score 4 out 5s.
Schrodinger's cat wrote:Yeah, "shmup" really sounds like a term a Jewish grandmother would insult you with.
That really makes me wish that in the new concil generation that maybe some new 2-D games specifically designed for the new system,s would be made. I mean think about it just imagine if there was a new 2-D Mega Man game made it would look so spritetastic(MY NEW WORD)it would probaly make me cry tears of joy.WarCheese wrote:Hello fellow shmuppers:
On a similar but unrelated note, I like to quote a line from a review for Mushihime sama:
"It is rather amusing to see Sony’s almighty PS2 choke to death on a measly 2D shooter. " from http://www.siliconera.com/index.php/mushihime-sama/
2D shmups are not necessarily games of a past era... In fact, manic shmups are pushing the limitation of console technology...
Cheers.
WarCheese
This is what happens when gaming becomes mainstream, catering to the masses. To hell with the mainstream.Zweihander wrote: Also, more quotes, from various people at my college, observing me getting my shmup-on...
(while playing ESPGaluda during a break between classes...)
"You kiddin' me... dis is a PS TWO game?! get out, dog..."
(while playing Mushi, someone's reaction to the game being released in 2005, as opposed to their guess of 1995..)
"No way... get the fuck out..."
(while playing Shiki 2 on Dreamcast)
a few people: *...roll eyes, snort, and walk away*
It's one thing to devote an entire thread to bashing someone that no longer posts somewhere. It's particularly bad when it's not true.Neon wrote:"I'm totally boycotting Ibara because the graphics aren't true-low-res."
sourceRecap wrote:I'll preorder this even if it's a bad port like Mushi was and even if I won't be playing this till 2007. Cave needs to know we want them to keep doing games as they do.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
Clearly you have your own take on things despite the facts.GaijinPunch wrote:It's one thing to devote an entire thread to bashing someone that no longer posts somewhere. It's particularly bad when it's not true.Neon wrote:"I'm totally boycotting Ibara because the graphics aren't true-low-res."
sourceRecap wrote:I'll preorder this even if it's a bad port like Mushi was and even if I won't be playing this till 2007. Cave needs to know we want them to keep doing games as they do.
This is not Gamefaqs people.... although it's slowly favoring it.
And did you read the Ibara thread?I'm not going to talk too much shit about the guy, since he's not here to defend himself,
In school people know I play shmups, and some of my friends play shmups together! With the ZSNES emulator, me and my friend were playing Aero Fighters on Netplay, and oh boy it was fun. Later that day we were playing Mario Kart.Zweihander wrote:Blowout.Gopher's Ambition wrote:I recall on X-Play, Morgan was practically having an orgasm narcking on 2-D games because of how bad the game she was reviewing was (sorry, can't remember the name - was a contra style shooter that took place on a space station, and you had to wander a maze). She said things like "oh 2D is dead... this game proves that 2D is dead... I just can't believe that they'd make a 2D game... there's nothing left in 2D to be done... 2D is outdated, there's no way a 2D game can be fun anymore..."
About 20 episodes later, R-Type Final and Gradius V both score 4 out 5s.
Also, more quotes, from various people at my college, observing me getting my shmup-on...
(while playing ESPGaluda during a break between classes...)
"You kiddin' me... dis is a PS TWO game?! get out, dog..."
(while playing Mushi, someone's reaction to the game being released in 2005, as opposed to their guess of 1995..)
"No way... get the fuck out..."
(while playing Shiki 2 on Dreamcast)
a few people: *...roll eyes, snort, and walk away*
I may walk away when people are playing Tekken 5 or Soul Callibur 3, but I don't roll my eyes and snort just to make a spectacle of it.![]()
Oh, here's a classic: (again, while I was playing Galuda)
"what the fuck, he's a fairy!"
(upon reaching Seseri)
"'ey look, its a bigger fairy!"
Cracked me up... I had to make an effort to tune it out, since laughing was screwing up my bullet-weaving. Almost got hit a couple times, and Seseri hasn't hit me in over half a year....
EDIT: Okay, Seseri hits me once every time I play-- in stage 5-1. ;P
I'm not defending anyone -- I just thought you should know he basically said the opposite of what you had eluded to in this thread. And regardless of what you said in the other thread, was it really necessary to start it? Why not use google, or just ask him directly... he's hardly hard to get a hold of.Clearly you have your own take on things despite the facts.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
EB make their money in two ways:Fighter17 wrote:On a similar note, I went inside a EB Games, and there were these gamers talking about games and such. I told the clerk that I still play old-school games and such, and he was laughing like hell. I had my Neo Geo Pocket Color on that day so I flashed it in front of his face and he couldn't believe it. "Too fucking old, get a PSP." was his comment.
That's why after that day, I never went inside EB Games ever again.elvis wrote:EB make their money in two ways:Fighter17 wrote:On a similar note, I went inside a EB Games, and there were these gamers talking about games and such. I told the clerk that I still play old-school games and such, and he was laughing like hell. I had my Neo Geo Pocket Color on that day so I flashed it in front of his face and he couldn't believe it. "Too fucking old, get a PSP." was his comment.
1) Game and console sales (duh)
2) Advertising (companies pay big money to have their games on their front page of the website, as well as the instore displays and quarterly catalogues they push out).
Both of the above are powered by flashy bling graphics and wow factor, and regular sales. Regular sales aren't made from games that people play for months/years. They need to sell mediocre-gameplay/flashy-graphics mainstream games to fickle kids who will just bug mum and dad to buy another 10 titles next month because they are bored with the current crop.
To me, nothing credible has ever or will ever be said by anyone even vaguely associated with EB. They are nothing more than money hungry leeches feeding off the current mainstream hype industry that is modern gaming. That same industry is losing money left right and centre, as the recent financial reports of the big companies (EA, Take Two / Rockstar, etc) are proving (check out Kotaku.com for regular reports). EB will do anything to keep that hype alive, and keep the money train on its tracks, including telling people to "buy a PSP", simply because it's new tech, disregarding whether or not the unit actually has a decent library of *FUN* games (quality, not quantity).
I don't buy from EB, and never will. If I can find a local release of a game on the shelves of places like K-Mart, Woolworths and Toyworld here in Australia, then I will. Most of the time the Australian market is too small for people like 505 to even bother with, and you'd be lucky to find titles from them ever. As such, I tend to buy import direct from Lik-Sang, Play-Asia, etc. At least that way I don't have to put up with lowlife moron EB staff telling me what I should or shouldn't enjoy.
AMEN!!elvis wrote:
To me, nothing credible has ever or will ever be said by anyone even vaguely associated with EB. They are nothing more than money hungry leeches feeding off the current mainstream hype industry that is modern gaming. That same industry is losing money left right and centre, as the recent financial reports of the big companies (EA, Take Two / Rockstar, etc) are proving (check out Kotaku.com for regular reports). EB will do anything to keep that hype alive, and keep the money train on its tracks, including telling people to "buy a PSP", simply because it's new tech, disregarding whether or not the unit actually has a decent library of *FUN* games (quality, not quantity).
Well, credits to him. I was referring to the Ibara thread however. I'm not really up to digging through it over this but subtract the word 'totally' from what I said and I doubt it's even a paraphrase.GaijinPunch wrote:I'm not defending anyone -- I just thought you should know he basically said the opposite of what you had eluded to in this thread. And regardless of what you said in the other thread, was it really necessary to start it? Why not use google, or just ask him directly... he's hardly hard to get a hold of.Clearly you have your own take on things despite the facts.
Same here. There's pretty much nothing I want there although sometimes I find good stuff for cheap (Legacy of Kain Defiance 9.99 new) but buy most everything online. The last time I got a shooter at an EB it was Gradius V. I went up to the clerk and asked for it "Gradius V? Doesn't exist." and said it wasn't in the computer. Next day, I walked into the same store and asked for it and a different guy was like "Yeah here it is...."GaijinPunch wrote:Maybe I should finish up that article. Seriously, if you buy NTSC-J only games, you're almost always buying off the internet, or from stores in Japan. You never, and I mean never, hear bullshit from dipshit store clerks. I've only stepped into a Gamestop or Electronics Boutique once, and that was b/c I needed a cable.
captpain wrote:Basically, the reason people don't like Bakraid is because they are fat and dumb
Oh, that's classic, as a big Halo-hater, I'll have to quote that a few times in future converstations... However, please don't hate me because my hate for Halo comes from a different source. In addition to being a shmup fan, I also enjoy PC FPS games, and in my opinion, Halo would've been seen as the mediocre repetitive game it is if it had been released on the PC where it could've competed with real FPS games. Just consider me a general action game fan; 2D, 3D, overhead, first person-doesn't matter; good games are just good games to me.The manager knew me and asked my opinion of Halo 2. I turned and said, "Turok in a space suit."
No hate from me. I'm a huge Unreal Tournament (on PC, not console) fan. Halo is feels as if the whole game is being played underwater in slow motion.zimmy wrote:please don't hate me because my hate for Halo comes from a different source. In addition to being a shmup fan, I also enjoy PC FPS games, and in my opinion, Halo would've been seen as the mediocre repetitive game it is if it had been released on the PC where it could've competed with real FPS games.
The control on the PC was really poor too. The cursor movement was weird, not tight and crisp like counterstrike or basically any other PC based FPS.elvis wrote:zimmy wrote:please don't hate me because my hate for Halo comes from a different source. In addition to being a shmup fan, I also enjoy PC FPS games, and in my opinion, Halo would've been seen as the mediocre repetitive game it is if it had been released on the PC where it could've competed with real FPS games.
captpain wrote:Basically, the reason people don't like Bakraid is because they are fat and dumb
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but if consider those games "baby-sitting entertainment," as I would assume you're talking about their plethora of scripted gameplay, then you would have to throw in shmups with them too. Shmups are probably the most scripted genre around, where every enemy movement is planned, and in 3D games like Ikaruga, the course of your ship goes through a predetermined path in the 3D world to increase the cinematic feeling of the game, and while most 2D shooters don't have predetermined paths(Raiden Fighters is the only one I can think of at this moment), the backround usually scrolls through an image that's unique at every part(I.E.-the backround image doesn't loop), essentially imitating a predetermined path, even if it still technically jsut scrolls up at the same pace. Now to shmuppers, that scripted gameplay is probably why we love the genre. In a well-done shmup, the gameplay is scripted artfully so that every moment feels different than the rest. I would even sort of draw similarities between scripting a shmup and writing a song. So given that shmuppers usually laud scripts in their own games, I sort of think it would be a little contradictory for us to cite that as a reason for disliking other games.There is always going to be the baby-sitting entertainment type games, like call of duty 2 or quake 4 or halo 2, etc, because a lot of people just want an experience rather than sitting down to play chess or checkers...
Certainly you don't mean... Zero Wing?!hikarutilmitt wrote:3) both of the above, playing just the stuff that's fun regardless of its age. I mean, there ARE some really, really bad shmups from the 8-bit and 16-bit days
Schrodinger's cat wrote:Yeah, "shmup" really sounds like a term a Jewish grandmother would insult you with.

Yet I'm sure he/she'd give Square glowing Oscar winning props on their beyond idiotic rehashed angst "plotlines.""Then how about a game that combines the two least popular genres on the planet-- text adventures and overhead shoot-em-ups-- into a single $65 package? The Shiki series has so much backstory behind its bulet-ridden hide that the creators actually made an adventure game based on it. And your choices in this adventure affect the difficulty and enemy setups of the shooting sections. When did shooter plots get so complicated? Beats us-- it's to the point where developers even sell a separate DVD with artwork, interviews, and original radio-drama bits. All this for a game in which you press a single button...a lot.