Why did the Castlevania games sell so pooly?

[Ed Oscuro]

Don't think we are missing out on much.

[BIL]

Dracula merged with an alien? Oh, you mean the Flying Armchair of Evil.



Originally he was going to be smoking his pipe and enjoying a brandy while reading the Sunday papers, with an occasional condescending glance over the top of the sports page. But Konami had to draw the line on rockstar Dracula somewhere.

[Ed Oscuro]

Remember: It's not Alien when they don't have the license.