The last month of the world

[drauch]

I still need to fly to Japan and star in some JAV films with my favorite ladies. Maybe it'll be easier to score after the apocalypse?

[KAI]

After the apocalypse you can become a gigantic punk on leather clothes or a porn star, you choose.

19 DAYS LEFT.

[drauch]

Well, I think I'll look like such a stud in my leather garb that I'll score with all the hotties no problem. This apocalypse is gonna be the best one yet.

[MOSQUITO FIGHTER]

I'm feeling pretty confident about this. I beat Fallout 3 so I'm definitely well prepared.

[KAI]

The end is coming, I can feel it. Saidaioujou Loli label is not going to happen.

Nakamura will rise again! THE APOCALYPSE!! PERSONA 5!!!

[AweOfShe]

Well, I think I'll look like such a stud in my leather garb that I'll score with all the hotties no problem. This apocalypse is gonna be the best one yet.

Apocalypse night is now Assless-chaps night.

[GaijinPunch]

Are there any other type of chaps?

[shmuppyLove]

www.oldspicesavestheworld.com

I don't know all the details about it, but playing the game is helping to add an extra ring to the Mayan calendar and avoid THE END OF THE WORLD.

When you complete one of the games, you can enter your initials (High score!), and you get a live shot of the machine carving the extra ring.

One of the games has you saving America from Gangnam Style, another from vampire romance movies.

Also, Twinkies:



Yes, you play as Dikembe Mutombo.

[sven666]

microsoft > mayans

[AweOfShe]

Are there any other type of chaps?

Good point.

[neorichieb1971]

I just got a car on payments. If the world does end I get a month of free motoring.

[KAI]

12-12-12

The guy on the news is saying "today is the last day on the Mayan calendar".

I though the apocalyptic date was the 21st. Maybe we'll have 2 end of the world this month.

[Jeneki]

We missed 12/12/12 by about 2000 years. Today is 12/12/ (C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker) 2012.

[Udderdude]

12-12-12

The guy on the news is saying "today is the last day on the Mayan calendar".

I hope the world ends just so all those dumbasses are forced to shut up >_>

[drauch]

You won't be saying that when the world ends.

[Udderdude]

You won't be saying that when the world ends.

Says you. :3

[moh]

I still need to fly to Japan and star in some JAV films with my favorite ladies. Maybe it'll be easier to score after the apocalypse?

it better be a beard-themed porn. I'll watch that shit.

[drauch]

大きな乳房違反ひげを生やした男の復讐の黙示録

First title in my apocalyptic porn series. Google translate works wonders.

[moh]

Revelation Revenge of the bearded man big breast violation

..it does?

[shmuppyLove]

Revelation Revenge of the bearded man big breast violation

..it does?

At least we get the key points:

Apocalypse
Beard
Big Breasts
Violation wut

I'm not sure if any combination of these themes really makes sense, unless your drauch or have been drinking heavily.

[gct]

Nope, it sounds exactly like something from Soft On Demand... I'd say it has already been done, except that Asians fail at growing facial hair! Baaaahhhh

[drauch]

I did the 'ol Robotron trick of typing gibberish in English, translating it through Japanese, then you translate it in English again...and viola!

Most websites automatically translate porn into awful titles like that. Real examples:

Voluptuous body BEST which wants to protrude from clothes after a whip whip
Gokuraku public bath buxom wench hot water fir tree
Too great Bi buxom wench size, form, perfect breast 16 hours when the tension was all-round

So you get the point! My first release comes out in 20XX.

Gotta go, I really need to protrude from these clothes after my whip whip.

[EmperorIng]

The question is:

Is everyone ready for a Fist of the North Star or Road Warrior future?

because you better damn be.

I've already picked out my name and motorcycle gang:

GRUJNOR and the SKULLBONERS

[trap15]

Is everyone ready for a Fist of the North Star or Road Warrior future?

Fuck. Yes.

[MX7]

I'm traveling to Norfolk on the last day of the world, which is already like some post-apocalyptic warzone, so I'm not too bothered.

A quick google image search of my estate proves things can only get better really. http://bit.ly/XVQVcv

[drauch]

I've already got a Hokuto no Ken cosplay outfit. I think I'll just wear that. Pics on the last day of the world cosplay.

[GaijinPunch]

I've already got a Hokuto no Ken cosplay outfit. I think I'll just wear that. Pics on the last day of the world cosplay.

Pics or it didn't happen, mutha fucka

[KAI]

Drauch?

[Jeneki]

I claim the Jagi helmet for my outfit.

[SuperSoaker360]

I wonder how much outrageous shit we will be hearing on the news if this apocalypse doesn't actually happen.