Chef Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

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So is this gargoyle:

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Ha, even Spider-Ham knows to keep his girly bits away from hungry gargoyles!
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Daigohji wrote:This took balls.
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On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.
Meh, I could serve at least a dozen. I bet they didn't even leave full.
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He could have gotten away with using an horses cock & balls and saying they was his own. It's not as if anyone eating it would be able to tell the difference
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TrevHead (TVR) wrote:He could have gotten away with using an horses cock & balls and saying they we his own. It's not as if anyone eating it would be able to tell the difference
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It was one of these horses.
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Japanese dudes are a bit...weird...sometimes, aren't they ?
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lovecraft wrote:Japanese dudes are a bit...weird...sometimes, aren't they ?
I'm sure there are plenty of people in your country that would do this, they just don't live in a society that would allow them to carry it out, but we'll see how Japan reacts.
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US has Zombies, which is a million times cooler imo
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*BARF*... :shock:

That's.....unspeakable...*shudder*
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Used to be Mao Sugiyama, now just Ma Yam.

(Forgive a name joke just this one time!)

My face is frozen in a look of horror and sympathetic manly anguish (well, maybe I can't be sympathetic with Mao's manliness because IT IS GONE) upon being reminded of this. How about you, BIL?
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Still a nutsack-shrivelling story all-around, Ed - to say nothing of the pictures!
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Speaking of things being severed and pictures - how to dice a carrot with a revolver

Also works with thumbs (and there's pictures of that having happened, but I'm not linking them here).
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antron wrote:I'm sure there are plenty of people in your country that would do this, they just don't live in a society that would allow them to carry it out, but we'll see how Japan reacts.
and there it is. a total fucking bullshit charge to make sure no one does this again.
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