Post an embarrassing personal fact about yourself here.

[Jon]

I've been to dozens of Phish shows.

Shit. Me too. This fact would be less embarrassing if I could safely say that it was in my past... But last year I found myself on a plane headed to see the reunion shows in Hampton.

I've attended two. One dead show as well way back when. The music was terrible, I don't remember much else.

[KBZ]

In my teens I thought it was funny to piss down someone's staircase...

[speedlolita]

I purchased 2 DragonForce albums unironically.

whats wrong with dragonforce?

Aha, I guess you're a 14 year old BOY.

[jonny5]

I purchased 2 DragonForce albums unironically.

whats wrong with dragonforce?

Aha, I guess you're a 14 year old BOY.

owned

not saying im a fan(i listen to hip hop) but they are quite talented musicians....whether they can play that well live(ive heard they can from peeps who seen 'em live) or if all there magic is in the studio, there music is very well produced.....

its got a ton of in your face energy and its very dynamic....i like dynamic music....

i never got why they get hated on by everybody; guitar hero?....am i missing something?

[ROBOTRON]

My dick is so big, that one time it uncoiled and rolled out of my pant leg, winking at people on the street. It can be challenging to manage it's girth.

I don't like to talk about it often.

lol

[Joe T.]

There was a kid with down syndrome in my class in grade school (he was in the class but essentially had his own separate teacher and curriculum and all that). In first grade I had to pee really bad after recess one day. We weren't allowed to use the bathroom if we squandered our opportunity to go at recess. I had to go so bad I thought I was going to pee my pants so I peed under one of those table/dual desk type things and blamed it on the down syndrome kid.

I was a pretty rotten little shithead as a child.

[speedlolita]

owned

not saying im a fan(i listen to hip hop) but they are quite talented musicians....whether they can play that well live(ive heard they can from peeps who seen 'em live) or if all there magic is in the studio, there music is very well produced.....

its got a ton of in your face energy and its very dynamic....i like dynamic music....

i never got why they get hated on by everybody; guitar hero?....am i missing something?

Just general guitar wankery. People find it hard to take them seriously.

Personally, I'm not a fan - but I'm not gonna complain when somebody likes them.

[Skykid]

Also, I'm a furry faggot.

heh, me too.

Why are these facts embarrassing?

[saucykobold]

I bought a Virtual Boy shortly after it came out.

[Acid King]

I've been to dozens of Phish shows.

It was to buy drugs, right?

[Square King]

Ok, here's a real one: I love What Not To Wear. I'll watch it all fucking day.

[Davey]

I mostly listen to ska.

[robivy64]

I have a wooden leg.

With a kickstand.

[Elixir]

I post in dumb threads.

[Specineff]

Also, I'm a furry faggot.

heh, me too.

Why are these facts embarrassing?

Because it's offensive to homosexuals and any furred mammal out there.

[throne_of_wolves]

I like 'I Want It That Way' by the Backsreet Boys , and for someone who listens to some of the heaviest styles of music out there, that's akin to arriving at a black metal gig wearing an exfoliating face mask, cucumbers and all, sporting nowt but a pair of Chris DeBurgh y-fronts and stilettos - i.e. it's simply not on.

God forgive me.

[handsome_rakshas]

I watch iCarly.

[szycag]

Miranda Cosgrove is so hot. I mean, will be so hot, when she's old enough that saying that isn't creepy. And iCarly isn't bad for a kids show either.

[xris]

I like youtoob videos of women dancing in their underwear way more than porno. And, I sit on the floor more than my couch.
edit: I really like America's Best Dance Crew.

[jonny5]

And, I sit on the floor more than my couch.

lolz....i totally do that too....im sitting on the floor while i type this....my monitor is a 52in. tv

[AraraSPAMWitch]

dragonforce sound like ass live, I've seen 'em, but it's probably because they're a bunch of alcoholics. Also they can't write a song for shiiiiiiit, that probably has something to do with it, I'd rather listen to Paramore all day than those larping fucks

btw I was seven dollars short of a threesome with two chinese hookers

I like youtoob videos of women dancing in their underwear way more than porno.

disgusting

[Obiwanshinobi]

But it can't be used in the future to flame or undermine the credibility of other forum members.

I'll start:

I like to sit all my models, anime toys, plushies and framed posters around the table and have tea parties with them, for they are my bestest (And only) friends of all time!

Also, I'm a furry faggot.

Next?

How come this is embarrassing? You're just being coquettish.
I enjoy Naughty Dog games big time (yup, even Uncharted), to the point of Jak X: Combat Racing being the most enjoyable racer I've played. This falls under "guilty pleasure" category rather than "embarrassing personal fact", though.

[Cuilan]

I spent $100 on a fuck-pillow cover of my favorite anime/game character.

I spent another $100 on an erotic figure of the same character.

I also spent another $100 on the LE of the Lucy Star game for PS2, just because it included a Lucky Star cosplay outfit (I've barely played the game).

I have over 100gb-worth of hentai images.

[Elixir]

I spent $980 to play one game.

[ncp]

I had over 125,000 kills and multiple Gladiator titles (and like 180-ish days played I think) on World of Warcraft. I'm both proud and embarrassed of this, depending on who I'm talking to. Usually embarrassed.

[Specineff]

And so ends April the First. (And whoever thought this thread was for real, well, Randorama-style wall of for you.)

Thanks for your participation, and your comments, joke ones or not.

See you next year, Space Cowboy.

[Skykid]

I spent $100 on a fuck-pillow cover of my favorite anime/game character.

I spent another $100 on an erotic figure of the same character.

I also spent another $100 on the LE of the Lucy Star game for PS2, just because it included a Lucky Star cosplay outfit (I've barely played the game).

I have over 100gb-worth of hentai images.

You forgot to mention who the character is, I'm sure that's the most embarrassing part.

[sven666]

(i listen to hip hop)

jonny5 wins thread.

[Specineff]

Robotron's post was royally awesome, too.

[Cuilan]

You forgot to mention who the character is, I'm sure that's the most embarrassing part.

Oops, sorry about that. This is the character : scroll down to "Jun Watarase" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happiness!#Characters (note : I don't consider that part embarrassing, but some people probably would)

Also one small correction : my hentai collection is actually over 150gb.