Best Thing That Happened to You Today

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:18 pm

I made progress with a hottie ive been eyeing up for a couple of weeks. Nice little chat. . . and I walked away feeling i was not a complete pervert (which i am)

WIN WIN!

honorless · Post by **honorless** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:33 pm

Today is payday.

One of my co-workers brought in breakfast.

And I got a laugh out of this:

Michaelm wrote:Taking a good shit.
Oh man, the relief

SuperGrafx · Post by **SuperGrafx** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:45 pm

I got my tax stimulus check this morning. And I get paid tomorrow.

The coffers are awash with cash!

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:54 pm

MX7 wrote:My girlfriend is coming back from a short holiday, and she's got me a Big Muff as an anniversary present

I imagine trying that bad boy out will be the highlight of my day!

nice one dude, i got a big muff myself. i didn't know you play guitar; why haven't you posted in my guitar thread?

can't say there has been a "best thing" about today. there is a horrendous stench at the outer area of my works, and i ended up spending most of the day looking for what is probably a dead rat on the roof

bay · Post by **bay** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:54 pm

jpj wrote:
MX7 wrote:My girlfriend is coming back from a short holiday, and she's got me a Big Muff as an anniversary present
nice one dude, i got a big muff myself. i didn't know you play guitar; why haven't you posted in my guitar thread?

maybe it's cause you're from the other side of the pond and all, but you do realize what a big muff is right?

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu May 29, 2008 7:15 pm

I spoke with a friend I hadn't seen in years, after a semi-bitter issue between us. We had a heart-to-heart, and while the friendship is not restored, the grudge is over. Had a good night's rest, went to the dentist for an implant and an extraction, and Greg was nice enough to give me a ride both ways, since the anesthetic knocked me out.

Man, even the air smells different today.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Thu May 29, 2008 7:27 pm

I had a pretty good dump and had some ribs.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:30 pm

Ohh. Just had the nicest dump. Made it pretty clear that I ate popcorn last night.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:40 pm

bets thing happened to me teoday is i got drunk atst the corpoertate aparty and didnt make a fool of myself1

manna im gonna have a hngover by tommorrow!! haha!!

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:41 pm

bay wrote:
jpj wrote:
MX7 wrote:My girlfriend is coming back from a short holiday, and she's got me a Big Muff as an anniversary present
nice one dude, i got a big muff myself. i didn't know you play guitar; why haven't you posted in my guitar thread?
maybe it's cause you're from the other side of the pond and all, but you do realize what a big muff is right?

Yup, lol. I always thought 'muff' was a English phrase. It was certainly very popular at high school.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:04 pm

Talked with the guy drilling us a new well today, got a sunburn (well, that part wasn't positive), ate food, got my games from Shou.

That's about it really.

honorless wrote:And I got a laugh out of this:
Michaelm wrote:Taking a good shit.
Oh man, the relief

It's even better when you don't have running water in the house, lol

hermosaguy · Post by **hermosaguy** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 pm

Alot of seeders on my pr0n torrents!

lgb · Post by **lgb** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:14 pm

I found someone dumber than Youtube. Thank you Gaijin.