STGT 2k7- Week #1 Twin Bee Yahhoo!

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:09 pm

HEY KIDS!!

Do you want to enjoy Twinbee Yaphooey with extends?

`Course you do!

First, you have to access the test menubut i don't know how to press the test menu

It's easy, you just press F2 when this dumb bitch appears

and the only screen that isn't coated with sugar appears!

but i don't know how to use the test menu

It's right there on the bottom in broken english! I'll make it more clear for the likes of you! Use the 1st player "stick" directions to select something and use the 1st player's first button to confirm!

is this the right one

Congratulations! You get a fucking cookie! Press the button right now.

i don't understand any of these

Okay, since you're obviously having trouble with this I'll do it for you.

It's not hard, you see?

okay how do i save this

You're kidding.

do i press the button now

Yes.

are you sure

Yes.

i don't want anything to explode like the hot dogs i put in my microwave

JUST PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON

okay

Then, you select this and press the button again!

Come on, that's it...

I'm almost proud of you.

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:10 pm

WOW

Do it again do it again.

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:12 pm

The port also has faster autofire than 5 but let's see if they listen.

PlasmaBlooD · Post by **PlasmaBlooD** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:12 pm

PlasmaBlooD - Sturmvogel - 930'530 - Stage 3

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:14 pm

but I am using a keyboard... I don't have a 1st player stick at hand, what should I do ?

So, we are accepting extend now, right? Very good.

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:16 pm

I dunno wtf they're accepting right now lol

PROMETHEUS · Post by **PROMETHEUS** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:20 pm

I hope you guys release .inps at the end of the week, I'm curious to see how this weird game plays when played for score.

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:21 pm

I don't think you can make inps in WolfMAME with these extend settings.

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:22 pm

yes you can

Well in wolf99 you can, not sure about others.

You just press f2 and do the whole switch thing every time you record inp

Yace D · Post by **Yace D** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:42 pm

Yace / Team France / 1652130 /stage 5.

RotateMe · Post by **RotateMe** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:58 pm

RotateMe - Sturmvogel - 894'190 - Stage 2

Don't really like this game because I end up counting while shooting...

Post by **Dave_K.** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:13 pm

Um, I've only read 2 people in this thread that have the port (are they actually playing it with no option to play mame?) and now suddenly the remaining 142 registered players have to switch from default arcade settings to something easier!?

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:13 pm

So have we come to a conclusion as to what settings the arcade/mame players are using? Are we changing the extends and autofire to console settings or not?

Post by **Dave_K.** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:18 pm

Pirate1019 wrote:So have we come to a conclusion as to what settings the arcade/mame players are using? Are we changing the extends and autofire to console settings or not?

Edge said he will look into this in a couple hours when he gets back from work. I don't see why people can't just use the defaults for now, and post what platform their scores were obtained in. We don't know how many people this might shut out, and it shouldn't be something that halts the competition (despite shoe-sama's sly remarks every 5 minutes about how he doesn't like this week's choice).

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Twinbee makes me emo.

SamIAm · Post by **SamIAm** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:28 pm

So....is anyone else getting this:

...and having it reboot endlessly? I've got the proper files and bios, but I can't get past this. Forgive me if this isn't an appropriate place to ask about this, but what should I do?

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:30 pm

try different mame versions?

DJ Incompetent · Post by **DJ Incompetent** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:31 pm

Dave_K. wrote:
Pirate1019 wrote:So have we come to a conclusion as to what settings the arcade/mame players are using? Are we changing the extends and autofire to console settings or not?
Edge said he will look into this in a couple hours when he gets back from work. I don't see why people can't just use the defaults for now, and post what platform their scores were obtained in. We don't know how many people this might shut out, and it shouldn't be something that halts the competition (despite shoe-sama's sly remarks every 5 minutes about how he doesn't like this week's choice).

I know.

I have both. Like I said in the other thread. After I get home from work, I'm gonna take a look and take care of all this. Twiddle & Shoe, it's the first day. Chillax, smoke a bowl, practice, whatever. We know the crisis. It shouldn't stop you from practice.

goddamn...

p.s., Twiddle, your guide is awesome

SamIAm · Post by **SamIAm** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:48 pm

shoe-sama wrote:try different mame versions?

Yep, for some reason, it works in 0.111 but not 0.116. Weird. Thanks!

Sonic R · Post by **Sonic R** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:50 pm

Dave_K. wrote:Um, I've only read 2 people in this thread that have the port (are they actually playing it with no option to play mame?) and now suddenly the remaining 142 registered players have to switch from default arcade settings to something easier!?

Well I am play my Saturn version of the game right now. I am currently with out mame

-- I just got linux running on the PS3 and it was long day and night yuesterday to get that going and then I cannot get an exe file for sdl mame or the other mame that is supposed to run on linux? It was a blessing that this game is choose and that my teammates agree to that game too.

My computer is Pentium IV 1.3gig from January 2001 with 64k ram - oh do i mention that it crashes every 30 minutes and I have to reinstall windows ME

every other week or so.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:52 pm

surely, with 64k Ram, it's a miracle it even boots.... you should try to change to a Commodore 64

Seriously now, get rid of Windows ME. Use either 98, 2000 or XP, ME is just too problematic to be any worthy.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:54 pm

Sonic R wrote:windows ME

This is your problem right there.

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:06 pm

I'm going with the PSX version for now. I can use MAME, but I rather not use if I don't have to.

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:26 pm

First time playing this game, and here's my first score of unknown quality...

The Coop - Old Schoolers - 1, 215, 590 - Stage 3

Sonic R · Post by **Sonic R** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:46 pm

ArrogantBastard wrote:
Sonic R wrote:windows ME
This is your problem right there.

indeed this is a severe problem

Money does not allow for improvement.

Score after an hour or so:

Sonic R - Great Lakes Avengers - 1,268,700 - Stage 4
(played on Sega Saturn at default settings - which are include extend)

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:54 pm

Turrican - Oldshoolers - 1.778.050 - stage 5

Still using extends though.

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:55 pm

Ugh, I hate all of you and your talent.

Pirate1019 - Team Loser - 680,150 - Stage 3

EDIT: Without extends

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:57 pm

BrianC - Old Schoolers - 778, 590 - Stage 3

javel · Post by **javel** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:08 pm

done without extends...

Javel - Team Sweden - 1,340,450 - Stage 4

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:15 pm

BrianC - Old Schoolers - 796,760 - Stage 4

I'm using the PSX version with extends