NTSC-J wrote:My curiosity got the better of me and I decided to watch TrouserPlank's replay on the SDOJ Novice A-Shot leaderboards (the run ends just before the stage 4 mid-boss with a score of 740+ million). While he's no doubt hamming it up with the constant whining, his lack of skills is no laughing matter.
Right off the bat, I got the impression that this was a replay of his very first run. In the first stage, he seems confused about the controls and uses the shot and laser at seemingly arbitrary times. He blows right by the bees and doesn't seem to be at all familiar with how the DDP series chaining works in even the most rudimentary way.
By the second stage, he seems much more comfortable, but again has no familiarity with the enemy patterns or what he should be doing. Curiously, he triggers his hypers for the first time during the lull before the boss, just after destroying the bomb carrier. I have some theories as to his strategy here, in order of most reasonable to frightening if true:
1) He wanted to lower rank by bombing, not realizing that he would trigger a hyper and that his rank was already at 0.
2) He wasn't sure what the B button did.
3) He was startled by a loud noise.
4) He saw that a fresh bomb was on the way so there would be no harm in using one just for fun.
Now if this was indeed his first run, this is all pretty understandable, but I was again struck by how it seemed as if this was the first STG he had ever played, which I know isn't true. He did many of the things I see novice players do, particularly in how they dodge patterns by making unnecessary movements and get dangerously close to patterns that were already a safe distance away. Perhaps he thought he was piloting Kuga Khotaro and needed to net a x8 bonus?
If I had to make a guess, I would say that the Doctor suffers from some sort of memory disorder where every experience is a new one, so what purpose would practice serve? My experience watching this tragic display was a sobering one, and raised new questions while putting others to rest.
That's all a little unfair, and amusingly you are right on two points.
1) It was my first... and ONLY run using A. which I never use.
2) I was confused about the controls as I have remapped them several times and didn't know which layout I was using in novice at the time. You mention a bizarre hyper triggering and I suspect that it was one time where I accidentally hit the hyper button by accident.
Not that I want to encourage more abuse, but if you are going to watch my replays and tell me how shit I am, at least watch one of my proper replays.. My Novice C shot for example which is the ship I play all the time.
My shot C run is old, and I do things differently now. I would certainly get further if I did a run, but at the moment I can't beat the score to get the replay on the board. The replay contains two classic losses of life which typify why I can't clear any shmup. After a reasonable run up to that point I proceed to shed two lives in quick succession. it's good stuff. I also make mention of the fact that I am playing with a stick.. that is, I am
learning to play with a stick. Something that is certainly not natural to me; although the stick itself itself is fine I'm just not used to it.
*incidentally, how did you know which was my replay?*
Edit: totally forgot that you have run this stalker-esque profile on my forum posts so that explains how you knew where to look. I wouldn't be surprised if you knew what I had for dinner last night based on stool samples you've obtained somehow.