The Quotable RegalSin

[Skykid]

Is this guy not just acting out a persona, trolling?

No.

[Captain]

I contacted him and swore not to tell anyone.

We are a group of four people doing our best to make others have a laugh on the internet, our very name, RegalSin comes from the fact that we organize everything we do but it seems so...chaotic when you look at the results

[Mortificator]

[CStarFlare]

I contacted him and swore not to tell anyone.

We are a group of four people doing our best to make others have a laugh on the internet, our very name, RegalSin comes from the fact that we organize everything we do but it seems so...chaotic when you look at the results

that explanation doesn't really tie well to the name at all

[ColonelFatso]

That's just what they want you to think. Are you going to fall for their double-bluff so easily?

[President_Obama]

It's like a performance art piece

[Specineff]

Maybe it's 8 1/2 trolling us again the way he did with Vulcan Venus some years ago?

[BuckoA51]

He/She/them are now posting on the Sega Saturn UK forum, where they have already recieved a caution from the mods to which they responded:-

So lets see.. you send me a message about ancient times, and decide, to make a thread about it. Beasts of Jezebel, took away my ability, of "moving through the, expensive internet", without sleeping. I am operating without the right amount of spice. Need more spice.

You beasts of Jezebel

[Herr Schatten]

I was overjoyed to discover that he also posted a couple of times on a Sega Master System board I frequent. Shockingly, however, most of his posts there were somewhat coherent and actually made sense. They're certainly not up to his usual standard.

On Uwe Boll:

In short we need to maike Uwe Boll dishounor German Film. Make him look so bad as a German Film Director that Germany will consider it a crime for him or anybody related to make films using there system.

On the ending of Sonic 2:

Well it is a form of brainwashing.

Once you see Sonic looking depressed you start singing and saying "Where is tails?"

Then When you see the both of them with Sonics signature peace sign, you feel like you did a good deed ( the game was worth playing wow hurray I did it feeling ). Then you go outside and buy the next new game.

Personally I would stay away from such outros. This is a type of brainwashing that has been used in movies, plays, and images for years. Take the Lion King 1993 with Simbas father spirit or the Dune 1984 line up with all the Star players even the ones who are "dead". It gives you that going on forever feeling.

[LordHypnos]

This thread is actually the first I've ever heard of CWC, FWIW, I was mostly just saying that I felt kinda bad laughing at a probably mentally ill dude posting crazy shit on the internet

But I just can't help it, it's great Keep doing your thing, RegalSin.

Is this guy not just acting out a persona, trolling?

If he is he is the most dedicated troll ever. But we don't think he is.

[beatsgo]

Is this guy not just acting out a persona, trolling?

If he is he is the most dedicated troll ever. But we don't think he is.

Man this would be an epic documentary

[Captain]

He/She/them are now posting on the Sega Saturn UK forum, where they have already recieved a caution from the mods to which they responded:-

So lets see.. you send me a message about ancient times, and decide, to make a thread about it. Beasts of Jezebel, took away my ability, of "moving through the, expensive internet", without sleeping. I am operating without the right amount of spice. Need more spice.

You beasts of Jezebel

Are they referring to Dune or something?

[Terramax]

If I'm not mistaken, RegalSin writes weekly features for The Dail Mail. If he doesn't, then he should.

Who else thinks this guy should do standup?

Here's a recent one from the SegaSaturn.co.uk forums:

On the Sega Saturn

They make the creative proccess a special thing, not shallow corperation with IT's and IP's trying make everything we hold dare, into a blasted franchise. I am sick of these bastards, calling everything a franchise, so they won't appear godlike or something along those lines.

On the Japanese diet:

Japanese Diet consist mostly of fish and vegetable based foods. Bread is a treat. Then again how many films do you see somebody in Japan milking a cow or Goat for milk. I have seen none.

This is actually very true. Bakery owners in Japan are the most envied of Japanese citizens.

I can't tell if he's homophobic or, uh, homophilic. He makes disparaging remarks, yeah, but there are a couple quotes where he seems like he's saying "yeah everyone sucks cock every once and again". It's like Schroedinger's sexuality, you're bicurious until you make an observation or something.

He seems the same when it comes to racism. He doesn't like the black community, but then goes on to say Americans are too pale, and says the KKK are a problem for America.

I actually laughed out loud reading this thread. This is great!

My hypothesis: RegalSin is actually a spambot who managed to break his programming and become sentient

What, like the 'Puppet Master' from Ghost in the Shell? It could actually be that he's a program designed to break the internet.

[Captain]

I contacted him and swore not to tell anyone.

We are a group of four people doing our best to make others have a laugh on the internet, our very name, RegalSin comes from the fact that we organize everything we do but it seems so...chaotic when you look at the results

This is completely serious.

[President_Obama]

It may seem far fetched, but the same thing had been happening on the old Edge forum for almost a decade.

[mastermx]

I think regalsin should be an outlier in this forum, and should just be unbanned.

The lulz he brings cancels out all the trolling.

[Chacranajxy]

This guy cannot just be trolling. He's been at it for at least 8 years. I don't care how much of an ass you are, there's no way you'd troll people so consistently for so long.

[BryanM]

Hey, some people are dedicated that way. Some people see their jobs as acquiring currency, others lust after ephemeral internet bucks.

A job's a job and you've gotta do what you gotta do.

[Ed Oscuro]

Disregard currency
Acquire tributes

[Squire Grooktook]

Or it could be they have over time dropped out members of their secret society who grew weary of the tasks, and recruited new members to replace them.

[Chacranajxy]

Or it could be they have over time dropped out members of their secret society who grew weary of the tasks, and recruited new members to replace them.

Read your signature again and then try and tell me there's more than one person in the world capable of such linguistic anarchy.

[Squire Grooktook]

Perhaps it's like being a Jedi or a member of some strict religious organization. With a few decades of training and meditation, perhaps we could all learn to unleash the Regal Sin within.

[Specineff]

Or it's a torch that gets passed from one person to the next. Kind of like the Sorceress Power from FF8.

[Captain]

They come up with the stuff together, or so I'm told.

No single human could be this troll-y anyway.

[BryanM]

I think Squire's on to something here. It could be like in that horror story - if you kill the box man you become the box man.

Be honest - how many people itt kind of want to join this secret society to learn of their ways and spread their secret message to the world?

[Chacranajxy]

Well, I dunno. I mean, if it was a secret order of genius comedians, I still think it'd be hard to maintain the same level of consistency. Let's look at this:

A quote from recently:

However some science like making a robotic leg, and arms is okay. Bringing back the dinosaurs is okay, keeping paper around is okay.
A car is only used dew to popularity. Has caused many deaths.

A quote from 2006:

Now who is the bigger let down again. Sony for making there stuff downloadable thus people can learn about the program files or OCP for making RoboCop who dictates that OCP is the biggest Crime lord

He's very abrupt with certain parts of his sentences. "Has caused many deaths" is a full sentence as far as he's concerned. "Sony for making there stuff downloadable thus people can learn about the program files" is a reasonable clause in a sentence. In both cases, he doesn't waste words on explaining what the hell he's talking about. There's no logical progression from point A to point B. It's just "THOUGHT". And that's it. Second, he has a clear fascination with futuristic ideas. These are not the only two examples of that, of course, but it seems like a constant when he's trying to prove a point.

Also, both quotes are very, very stupid.


I think his thoughts on sex are roughly the same, too. And being a slightly more intimate topic than Playstation, you'd think that if this was a secret order, they'd probably differ slightly in their crudeness.

Regalsin from 2006:

Then again sex is no diffrent then sticking a stick down some hole to make a female womenly or girl scream or make noise.

Not entire untrue, but this does de-romanticize it somewhat.

Also from 2006:

Well on one hand I can hold it great I just need to not tinkle. I might release a couple of drops.

Then again on the other hand I move my body and avoid pumping. You push and not pump. If you pump then your going to release quicker.

Now on to the subject of damaging the the Warhead realease might be enabedable and pose serious consequences.

Again, he reduces it to the physical act, and relates it to a potential warcrime.


But these days?

If it was a perfect world all women would be happy being "Woman" and not question it. However we have commercialism, sterotypes, AIDS, STDS, American Rape, deformatives, hatred,
false truths, and so forth that makes women unhappy to say " I a woman now take advantage of me before my special milk expires and over ripens" or "I love doing it anytime, anywhere, with anyone." or even stick something differnt in to get a differnt sound" and of course " I like being complimented and chased after in a semi deserted parking lot". That being lead around like a stray animal is part of being a woman.

Note, he again focuses on the importance of time tables, as it regards to sex. Go too fast, the warhead explodes. Wait too long, and the special milk expires and over ripens. Either case poses serious consequences.

He also mentions sticking things in a woman to get different sounds. So yes, 8 years later, he's still on his grind.


The sentence structure between his statements is woefully consistent, as well. He generally has a disregard for the comma, unless he just throws that motherfucker in randomly for a change. In no case does he use it properly, however. His capitalization is erratic, and he doesn't know the difference between "they're," "there," and "their." Sometimes he gets it right, sometimes he doesn't. He's wrong just enough to convince me that he's the real deal.


I guess the only thing that's changed over time is that I have more of a reverence for RegalSin now than I did back when I first encountered him in 2006. I know that makes it sound like I want homosexaul relationsihp but society is who made it this way with the brainwashing that has been all the TV shows since in 1980.

[Moniker]

I guess the only thing that's changed over time is that I have more of a reverence for RegalSin now than I did back when I first encountered him in 2006. I know that makes it sound like I want homosexaul relationsihp but society is who made it this way with the brainwashing that has been all the TV shows since in 1980.

That's a pretty dead-on impersonation.

[mastermx]

I guess the only thing that's changed over time is that I have more of a reverence for RegalSin now than I did back when I first encountered him in 2006. I know that makes it sound like I want homosexaul relationsihp but society is who made it this way with the brainwashing that has been all the TV shows since in 1980.

Haha this is perfect. This impersonation really makes me consider the secret society theory of regalsin.

[Chacranajxy]

Everythings in this country is a conspiracy. You think those government bastard make police to protect the people but all they protect is their pocket..................

All we have is our self and navy.

[mastermx]

Well if it was easy for people to take control of governments we wouldn't know anything. You think Killing and raping in war is OK but it's an excuse for humans. This is of course many wars like snk selling out neogeox is kind of like war to the USA. Though America attacks Asia with porn to make them lose impotence.