Q and A

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:14 pm

Specineff wrote:He said he went to Amsterdam, nailed some girls, got high; got high while nailing a girl, and nailed a girl while getting high. It was odd because he always struck us as very, very vanilla.

Have you ever gone to work/school on your day off, thinking it was a normal working day?

I used to do that all the time when i was in work. I was working the day shit and the night shift and they kept changing my hours my internal clock was fried and I used to turn up for work and do a shift and leave and then after my shift was over they would tell me i was not meant to be in and tried to refuse to pay me a few times.

I think the majority of us say stupid things we dont mean. I have a group of friends where we will tell very inappropriate jokes with one another. We can find it funny becuase we know at the end of the day we dont practice these things in real life nor are we really that vile and disgusting. One of my ex friends (we fell out for something entirely different) was obsessed with the N word which almost got his head kicked in a few times over it.

Q) my point is have you or anyone you know forgotten where you were said something they really should not of said in the present company?

chempop · Post by **chempop** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:26 pm

A: Yes, in high school I set a horrible trend among friends to use the word "raped" in common conversation; "I just raped it", "raping it dude!" etc etc.nthen I found out a close buddies girlfriend had been raped when she was 15 and I felt extremely guilty about how many times I had probably used the word around her like it was nothing.

I work with kids now so my vocabulary is very clean these days in and out of work.

Q: what is yor honest opinion of breakdancing and popping and locking?

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:36 pm

chempop wrote:Q: what is yor honest opinion of breakdancing and popping and locking?

I love watching it and should I ever have a musical breakthrough, I would have a competition where the winner would appear in my/our music video. I know I would watch physical awesomeness, and that would surely help the song as well. Just look at Fatboy Slims "Praise You" video.

Q:What's your best line to get into a girls pants, and did you come up with it yourself? (Edit: OMG, I'm coming off like a total perv).

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:55 pm

A: Wife... do you want the credit card bill paid this month? I didn't take it from anyone, but I can't imagine I'm the only one to use it.

Q: What's the longest line you've ever waited in?

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:53 am

A: About 3 hours to get in an attraction in Epcot Center. Going there during New Year's Eve is NOT a good idea.

Q: Have you ever been stalked/had a really obsessive girl after you?

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:41 am

A: not since being a teenager, and even then it was more awkward than creepy

Q: whenever a paedophile gets arrested it's always some greasy middle-aged man with thick glasses, scraggly beard, and unwashed hair. what is it about this look that children find so sexy?

chempop · Post by **chempop** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:13 am

A: it goes a little something like this

"hi there kiddo, hey I can't see too well, come a little closer I have a question to ask you"

"gee-wiz, he sure has bad eyes, I better come a little closer"

"thats better, hey I really need to shave, can you watch my dog while I quickly get some shaving cream, I'll only be a minute."

"gee-wiz, he really does need to shave, I better watch his dog because I love puppies!"

"awww, thanks kiddo! You did a great job watching my dog, hey if you want you can walk him back to my house, I live right around the corner"

"hmmmm, well... I guess it's okay, right?"

"oh of course, I let kids walk snoopy all the time!"

"haha, Snoopy, what a funny name! Your funny Mr!"

"okay, we're here, it's just down this street (points to alleyway). You know after I shave I will need to wash my hair, if you want you can give snoopy a bath too, I bet you like bubble baths...!"

End of story. Shit happens far too often, statistically one in four kids experience some kind of abuse.

Q: (if the above happened to your child) do you call police, call "guy who can do favors", or deal with it yourself.

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:18 am

A: All three. I'd break bones with some restraint myself ("He just fell, two or three times"), then call police, then when he's in prison I might or might not look for someone who can reach him there.

Q: Do you have a scary neighbour, the sort that you imagine carried away by police while you tell a journalist that he/she looked perfectly normal but... ?

rancor · Post by **rancor** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:21 am

A: This happened literally 10 meters from my house, and I distinctly remember this family as I went for walks past their house with my wife nearly every night. Husband was the typical japanese drunkard salary man:

Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008
SURVIVOR'S HANDS LOPPED OFF
Family ax murder-suicide claims three
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/ ... 213a3.html

....And who says Japan is safe?

Q: Whats the biggest crime or wrongdoing that you've gotten away with? Not asking for specifics, obviously.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:01 pm

rancor wrote:A: This happened literally 10 meters from my house, and I distinctly remember this family as I went for walks past their house with my wife nearly every night. Husband was the typical japanese drunkard salary man:

And this one, mine
Bara Bara Jiken <-- this was fucked. Cops & news papers everywhere.

EDIT: English
EDIT 2: Sentencing. Americans will like this one.

....And who says Japan is safe?

Anyone that's smarter than a rock.

Q: Whats the biggest crime or wrongdoing that you've gotten away with? Not asking for specifics, obviously.

A: Felony possession.... quite a few times. One was bad. Atheists can preach all they want. I've received my proof of God.

Q: When was the last time you were in a fist fight. Significant others don't count.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:03 pm

(off topic now answering question this one is directed at Gaijin) you beat your wife? Well I guys you know what they say, When in rome. . .

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:11 am

A: The last significant fistfights I had were in the boy scouts. It was a tense environment, filled with angst and rivalry and deviant personalities.

Q: Choose a forest accident: fall into brambles or kick a nest of wasps?

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:48 am

kick a nest of wasps, then run as if i was being chased by a naked richard simmons, on stilts!

which are you more a fan of, star fox, or star wars?

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:17 pm

A: Star Wars. The real, original Star Wars though, not those useless new Episodes that fat no-necked bastard decided to make.

B: What's your favourite animated film of all time and why?

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:45 pm

A.akira obviously.. i'm trying to think of other animated films as good but i don't think they exist..artwork,story and the metaphors are just mindblowing to me still.
I AM BIG FAN OF MOOMINS THO

Q. Did tetsuo get what he deserved??

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:15 pm

not really. He just fell in to it all and power corupts everyone.

what was the last book you bought and did you enjoy it? (no educations books it has to be something which is either fantasy novel type thing or something which is not associated with your studies or higher learning)

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:32 pm

A:

As if I liked it or not, well I haven't read it yet

I really ought to dedicate more time to books.

Q: Do you have a friend or know someone who is a compulsive liar? What bullshit stories did you hear from him?

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:44 pm

Ruldra wrote:Q: Do you have a friend or know someone who is a compulsive liar? What bullshit stories did you hear from him?

Where to begin...

"He got tired of going to the movies, because he'd see ex girlfriends on the big screen too often".

"He once ran a car UNDER a moose, leaving it unharmed".

"He took a rowing boat to a small island, pulled out a shovel and dug up a treasure worth 3 million SEK".

"He did at one time date 28 girls at the same time".

"He once put a pebble on a train track, causing it to run off, killing 3 people".

"He once got stuck in the ball when bowling, following it into a STRIKE! then re-emerging from the ball return lane with his hand doing the V-sign. Lots of girls ran up and started making out with him".

"His dad engineered tech for the Swedish army".

Q: What's your proudest moment so far in life?

chempop · Post by **chempop** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:10 pm

A: First full length Theater production that I wrote, choreographed, directed and produced. Cast of over 30 of my students from 7th-12th grade.

Q: What is the one thing you are LEAST proud of?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:45 pm

A: My answers in this thread.

Q: Why can't you let go of your pain? (I would have said "man" but that would be presumptuous...not to mention possibly sexist.)
Wait, actually I have another question.
Q: Do you get nervous around people in "traditional looking" Muslim garb, in airports or otherwise?

rancor · Post by **rancor** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:02 am

A: Ashamedly, yes I do. I blame the media, and my lack of actually knowing any muslims. However I feel a great sense of peace and well-being when I am around traditionally garbed sikhs.

Q: Who makes the best hamburger? Whats on it and why is it the best? (I'm so hungry right now..

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rancor · Post by **rancor** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:26 pm

12 hours and no response? Ok, ok - I can take a hint. I suppose it wasn't a good question. I'll try again.

Q: Fill in the blank: I know it's going to be a good Friday/Saturday night when I hear someone say "_________".

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:50 pm

rancor wrote:Q: Who makes the best hamburger? Whats on it and why is it the best? (I'm so hungry right now.. )

These guys. http://www.worksburger.com/ And the toppings are whatever you possibly desire. I'm a fan of Peanut butter, cream cheese and jack cheese. Going there for lunch tomorrow.

I'll leave your other question to be answered still.

rancor wrote:12 hours and no response? Ok, ok - I can take a hint. I suppose it wasn't a good question. I'll try again.

Q: Fill in the blank: I know it's going to be a good Friday/Saturday night when I hear someone say "_________".

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:51 pm

rancor wrote:12 hours and no response? Ok, ok - I can take a hint. I suppose it wasn't a good question. I'll try again.

Q: Fill in the blank: I know it's going to be a good Friday/Saturday night when I hear someone say "_________".

"There's always time for fun. It's Friday night."
"Let's dancceeee."

Question! I'm going to Cleveland in an hour, was it nice knowing me? Y/N/I do not understand the premise of the question

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:11 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:Question! I'm going to Cleveland in an hour, was it nice knowing me? Y/N/I do not understand the premise of the question

A: I do not understand the premise of the question

Q: Will Ed Oscuro take I-90 and die on Dead Man's Curve? As I see it, yes/Very doubtful/Concentrate and ask again

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:17 pm

njiska wrote:
Ed Oscuro wrote:Question! I'm going to Cleveland in an hour, was it nice knowing me? Y/N/I do not understand the premise of the question
A: I do not understand the premise of the question

Q: Will Ed Oscuro take I-90 and die on Dead Man's Curve? As I see it, yes/Very doubtful/Concentrate and ask again

A: NO

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:01 pm

Clearly Ed died before he could make another question.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:46 pm

Ruldra wrote:Clearly Ed died before he could make another question.

do the honours

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:08 am

Q: An old man in the mountains is known to hold all the knowledge in the world. You're allowed to ask him a single question. What would you ask him?

Post by **Icarus** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:31 pm

Ruldra wrote:Q: An old man in the mountains is known to hold all the knowledge in the world. You're allowed to ask him a single question. What would you ask him?

What are the lottery numbers for the EuroMillions next Friday?

Q: If you had a time machine, but could only travel backwards in time once, to when and where would you go?

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