Man that's how twisted the STG genre has made me haha! I don't think anymore, 'Right, I was walking amongst one of the truly wonderous sites on earth, fcuking awesome!' - instead I think 'Goddam why didn't I think of the Gradius shot?!'.
But this thread has made me think, it's time to stop talking the talk, and start walking the walk. As in pics & vidz of all this stoopid shit. Prizes for the most fcuked up!
That Under Defeat gag is so shit it's funny btw...
xavierjesus wrote:
But this thread has made me think, it's time to stop talking the talk, and start walking the walk. As in pics & vidz of all this stoopid shit. Prizes for the most fcuked up!
That's not a bad idea...
Here's a familiar kick starter -
Paint 'Peaceful Death' on a naked girl while playing Dodonpachi Daioujou. Or something.
Last nite, on the decks, in da klub ... Dangun Feveron - that's how we roll haha! Disco shmuppin' fo real! (one handed photo malarkey = level 1 annihilation ... not the Jagermeister you understand hehe!).
xtra kudos to any klub hedz that know this particular den of evil...
Now, who's up next for the shmup dedication challenge?
1. Play Tyrian 2000, in the episode 3 get a secret weapon (spoiler!), finish the stage, save, and before continuing, go to your local hot dog vendor and buy a dozen.
After finishing episode 5 (the last), celebrate by going to your local grocery and pick your favourite fruit. Mine is banana and oranges.
2. Play Jets'n'Guns, but upon reaching the Einhoff cube level, before playing the level (three sets), try getting yourself drunk while finishing it (someone who play will knew...).
And for J-Shmups:
1. Doing on some questionable substances (LSD) while playing HellSinker (because hellsinker is touhou on LSD)
2. Playing any bullet hell shmup (touhou is preferrable the most) on fireworks show. After you done (either lose or win), try to see the sky and imagine your personal hitbox...
3. Playing either DonPachi, Raiden, Raiden Fighters, Battle Garegga, or Battle Bakraid on Gaza strip or Iraq (that's it, war-torn country, you can't tell either your in-game plane shot down, or you getting shot, that's intense.).
4. Playing Progear with your little sister.
