I'm drunk thread!

[Plasmo]

Indeed it was heavy.

But at least the girls were very much okish. It was fun, all those legs.

[drauch]

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[drauch]

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[trap15]

[Enemy]

Just received neo xyx in post, had pirate for couple of days so been playing it on that, or if seems a lot smoother and game is banging so to all those thinking to buy it go ahead, dive in, it's a damp good game ! Where's my damn ale !

Had to edit as name of game was wrong ..... take me to court !

[Enemy]

Neo xyx is damn good, wish there was more parallax though, gonna get me more dc shooters, should plan this when sober though Thank god for productive text as this would be so much worse!

[nasty_wolverine]

it's a damp good game !

someones getting wet just thinking about the game!!!

[CMoon]

Working hard at getting drunk tonight. Finally broke open the whiskey after a long hiatus.

[Moniker]

Poopie



...caca

[drauch]

Bought the shittiest whiskey I could buy: McCormick! My old stand by, back in the day. Makers of fuckin' gravy as well. GIRL in town. Getting drunk as I speak. Will hopefully report back the mistakes I soon hope to make.

[Skykid]

Bought the shittiest whiskey I could buy: McCormick! My old stand by, back in the day. Makers of fuckin' gravy as well. GIRL in town. Getting drunk as I speak. Will hopefully report back the mistakes I soon hope to make.

Whatever you do, don't spend the entire day making out, check into a hotel together while it's snowing outside, and NOT fuck.

That would be a crime against humanity.

[nasty_wolverine]

fuckin' gravy

[nasty_wolverine]

i htough i would post something, but it was too dirty when i reread it.

[nasty_wolverine]

also fukcing gareagga

[drauch]

Bought the shittiest whiskey I could buy: McCormick! My old stand by, back in the day. Makers of fuckin' gravy as well. GIRL in town. Getting drunk as I speak. Will hopefully report back the mistakes I soon hope to make.

Whatever you do, don't spend the entire day making out, check into a hotel together while it's snowing outside, and NOT fuck.

That would be a crime against humanity.

Seriously. My life is a lie.

Things got weird! Got forced to some shithole bar, to which everyone went insane! It was like someone got a hold of The Stuff and started freaking out! I saw one girl fight, and afterwards there was a massive clump of hair just sitting in the hallway. Went outside and tazers were drawn, to which a *WARNING* PACK OF WILD BROS saw, then they started looking for a fight. Then another pack of WILD BROS tried to get in on the action, but (kinda) thankfully, they couldn't find any victims to box. All the time this happened, another two girls I knew pulled hair and punched and kicked and scratched as my buddy beat up the bathroom like Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love. Girl got weirded out by the whole thing, then told me to leave here alone and tried to walk home. I basically told her to piss off, then tried to give the bathroom brawler a ride home, to which we were stopped by a car full of DRUNKEN BABES. They gave us some *mystery* drinks and we gave them an address, but they probably careened off into a ditch somewhere. Found the girl a few blocks later, to which I gave her a ride home, then promptly got lost because my drunken friend couldn't give directions. I got pissed and TOKYO DRIFTED (RIP PAUL WALKER), but eventually made my way back to his pad so I could play Doom 64 while sobering up. Came home and ate fucking Whales crackers, which aren't to be confused with Goldfish crackers.

Another wasted evening.

[nasty_wolverine]

Things got weird! Got forced to some shithole bar, to which everyone went insane! It was like someone got a hold of The Stuff and started freaking out! I saw one girl fight, and afterwards there was a massive clump of hair just sitting in the hallway. Went outside and tazers were drawn, to which a *WARNING* PACK OF WILD BROS saw, then they started looking for a fight. Then another pack of WILD BROS tried to get in on the action, but (kinda) thankfully, they couldn't find any victims to box. All the time this happened, another two girls I knew pulled hair and punched and kicked and scratched as my buddy beat up the bathroom like Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love. Girl got weirded out by the whole thing, then told me to leave here alone and tried to walk home. I basically told her to piss off, then tried to give the bathroom brawler a ride home, to which we were stopped by a car full of DRUNKEN BABES. They gave us some *mystery* drinks and we gave them an address, but they probably careened off into a ditch somewhere. Found the girl a few blocks later, to which I gave her a ride home, then promptly got lost because my drunken friend couldn't give directions. I got pissed and TOKYO DRIFTED (RIP PAUL WALKER), but eventually made my way back to his pad so I could play Doom 64 while sobering up. Came home and ate fucking Whales crackers, which aren't to be confused with Goldfish crackers.

Another wasted evening.

fucking eventful, all my fdrunking evening latses was takling with roomamte about what we wanted and we ended with. ew got drpresed then watched black books..,. FUNNNTY

[nasty_wolverine]

drunk, fucing fiurnl, mishogfag grjgijlsfirng, ruck lifae....
editL dfk nl is fuckign coolore...

[Krooze L-Roy]

mishogfag

WHOA! We got a mean drunk here, folks!

[Moniker]

I'm a Cylon... Don't judge me.

[Udderdude]

Man, beer is so great. :3

[CMoon]

Man, beer is so great. :3

[Skykid]

BEER BITXHESS, frunk in china have some bbq yrahhhj!!! Teb.bottled mms so mucj good.

[nasty_wolverine]

put cranberry juice in the freezer to cool it faster, got half frozen.

FUCKING VODKA SLUSHIE!!!!

[Acid King]

Old Crow and water. The breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheap drunks everywhere.

[drauch]

Old Crow and water. The breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheap drunks everywhere.

My favorite! Bottoms up!

[CMoon]

Old Crow and water. The breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheap drunks everywhere.

My favorite! Bottoms up!

Goddamn you guys are crazy. That said, I just had a small pour of some cider I've been fermenting. Great way to start the day.

[Acid King]

I told my girlfriend that I want a fountain of Old Crow for our wedding reception, but I don't think it's going to happen.

[Plasmo]

Combine harvester then GET IT ON.

[Plasmo]

It's that time of the week again.

[Plasmo]

Just because.