A harrowing found-footage docudrama following the struggle of a Wookie family attempting to maintain the facade of domestic bliss beneath the thumb of Imperial martial law.
In an act of directorial genius, the creators opted to omit any form of subtitling, translation, or pacing from this compelling two-hour slice of life.
All must be sacrificed on the altar of variety, and sacrificed it was - for dancing punchinellos, grandpa's sexy VR ASMR blowout, a four-armed man in drag with enormous fake tits, and even CARTOON BOBA FETT ZOMG.
Better yet, this copy was - at some point - preserved in VHS form, coming with a generous helping of artifacting and era-appropriate US ad breaks for that potent second-hand nostalgia.
It was a hopeful and idealistic time, full of locally-produced goods with catchy theme songs and reasonable prices.
...It begins to drag around the five minute mark, but what a trip. I give it a 5 on the Lumpy scale, Merry Life Day everybody.
HWOARG is the only term in my lexicon metal enough to describe those first ten secondsBIL wrote:it really is a sublime translation of AC-calibre LAST SPRINGSTEEN.