Little things that annoy the hell out of you

[KAI]

Girls telling me their personal problems.

[Ed Oscuro]

Girls telling me their personal problems.

Totally unrelated, but I finally looked at your sig, man that's hilarious. Row hoe girlz got REAL problems man.

[Aguraki]

any stuff that comes with an easy opening system and is actually impossible to open without a knife or a 170 IQ.

[njiska]

any stuff that comes with an easy opening system and is actually impossible to open without a knife or a 170 IQ.

Like those bubble packages that have plastic pegs holding the edges together so that it's easy to pop open, but someone has also then gone and glued the entire outside perimeter together?

[null1024]

any stuff that comes with an easy opening system and is actually impossible to open without a knife or a 170 IQ.

Like those bubble packages that have plastic pegs holding the edges together so that it's easy to pop open, but someone has also then gone and glued the entire outside perimeter together?

oh man
Those things ignite a fury in me. It's like "oh hey, let's make this easy to open", and someone comes and says "sure, but let's glue it shut so the thing inside doesn't come out" and no one questions it. I can see the logic in partially gluing the edges, sure, but not all the way around.

[mesh control]

VIDEO GAME HD REMIXES AND REMAKES

GET FUCKED AND DROWN TWATS

[trap15]

Fucking USPS doesn't even ring the god damn doorbell, but leaves the SORRY WE MISSED YOU paper telling me to go pick up my package tomorrow. Stop being a lazy fuck and do your god damn job. Medal said it best:

14:42 < medal-> yeah seriously
14:42 < medal-> dude
14:42 < medal-> sometimes they just throw it in the mailbox
14:42 < medal-> don't even come up to the house
14:42 < medal-> it's not MY fault you're late and lazy, jerk
14:42 < medal-> do your fuckin job
14:42 < medal-> that's a disgusting generalization, but seriously...
14:42 < medal-> postal workers sit in a truck
14:43 < medal-> and deliver fucking mail
14:43 < medal-> on the government's bill
14:43 < medal-> MY bill
14:43 < medal-> oh woe is you
14:43 < medal-> terrible job
14:43 < medal-> driving on a route with no supervision, sitting on your ass

[njiska]

oh man
Those things ignite a fury in me. It's like "oh hey, let's make this easy to open", and someone comes and says "sure, but let's glue it shut so the thing inside doesn't come out" and no one questions it. I can see the logic in partially gluing the edges, sure, but not all the way around.

Ultimate Irony: I've bought a knife in one of those packages and then not had something sharp around to open it with. Sat around for like five minutes just pondering the absurdity of the affair. Recently bought a forward action staple gun that was in a package like this and what was even more baffling was that 70% of the stapler was exposed outside the package. I could pretty much get it out with out touching the plastic, so what was the point of pegs and glue?

VIDEO GAME HD REMIXES AND REMAKES

GET FUCKED AND DROWN TWATS

Oh come one, without these we wouldn't have amazing releases like REmake, SSF2THDR or a version of Shadow of the Colossus that runs at greater than 5fps. Bad HD remixes/remakes, fine, hate those, but there are some genuinely good ones out there.

[drauch]

HD Remix would be a lot better if it didn't look like shit and all the characters didn't have downs syndrome. And the music is nothing compared to the glorious CPSII.

[null1024]

Fucking USPS doesn't even ring the god damn doorbell, but leaves the SORRY WE MISSED YOU paper telling me to go pick up my package tomorrow. Stop being a lazy fuck and do your god damn job. Medal said it best:

14:42 < medal-> yeah seriously
14:42 < medal-> dude
14:42 < medal-> sometimes they just throw it in the mailbox
14:42 < medal-> don't even come up to the house
14:42 < medal-> it's not MY fault you're late and lazy, jerk
14:42 < medal-> do your fuckin job
14:42 < medal-> that's a disgusting generalization, but seriously...
14:42 < medal-> postal workers sit in a truck
14:43 < medal-> and deliver fucking mail
14:43 < medal-> on the government's bill
14:43 < medal-> MY bill
14:43 < medal-> oh woe is you
14:43 < medal-> terrible job
14:43 < medal-> driving on a route with no supervision, sitting on your ass

If you have them redeliver and put "KNOCK LIKE A MANIAC ON THE DOOR, I AM HOME" as the request, they should actually do it.

[xbl0x180]

Girls telling me their personal problems.

Your canned response for everything she says is "have sex with him." I once told a girl I was tired and didn't give a damn about whatever she was talking about; that cured her real fast of her stupid idea I was only there to listen to her yap about her bullshit

[rugdoctor]

My chinese in-laws breaking shit around the house and car and didnt think what they did was wrong and blame on the quality of the build of the stuff or just plain not tell me they broke something. It annoys the hell out of me.

[Ed Oscuro]

okay, I finally defeated the penny stuck in the end of the flashlight

Earlier: Bang it against palm, leg, knee, whatever the fuck, nothing
Used locktite and cardboard, of course it tore right off when I finally tried it. Might've worked if I used a dowel (or similar) and didn't use as much locktite (I could've sealed the thing shut!)
Raged and grabbed a hammer, put flashlight up against concrete, a few whacks and the penny came free.

I should've used a pad or something to keep the finish from scraping as much as it did, but finally I've got a working flashlight again.

[KAI]

I fucking hate those stupid emotive videos with Coldplay songs as BGM.

[nZero]

Bureaucracy.

[Ed Oscuro]

Bureaucracy.

Group: global moderators



But yeah, tell me about it. Do not want.

[xbl0x180]

Small scratches on stainless steel i.e., scratches/scuff marks on my Razr cell phone and on my watches! Fuck, these things drive me nuts whenever I feel a little more OCD than usual. Then it dawns on me I can't take this stuff with me or I can't sweat the small stuff, so I feel a little more at ease... until the next bout of OCD strikes me

[njiska]

Bureaucracy.

Group: global moderators

If only the forum had a rimshot for moments like this. Nice one, Ed.

And yeah, Bureaucracy is junk 90% of the time. It's why I hate ITIL.

[drauch]

Stupid fucking inconsiderate roommate and his cunt-troll girlfriend. Back in town for the weekend! That means I get to avoid them as much as possible. That means the recently (spotless) cleaned kitchen is going to be a fucking WARZONE. Who the FUCK uses 6 drinking glasses in one day? FUCKING SLOB IDIOTS. Came home to TWO STICKS OF BUTTER on the fucking counter--nobody home. Antique glass sitting in the middle of the fucking table caked in BULLSHIT. Shitty fucking BREAD sitting in a fucking PAN on the counter. My cats could have had a field day if they wanted--but no, they are obedient and considerate, unlike fucking moron 45 IQ dumbshit spill fucking drinks all over the fucking floor can't stand still for a fucking minute perpetual humming ADHD jacktard and his SLOTH WHORE off the leash. OH DRAUCH, THE TRASHCAN WAS FULL SO I DECIDED TO PUT THE TRASH NEXT TO IT INSTEAD HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME!? IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MESSES DON'T CLEAN UP THEMSELVES. What's that movie you're watching? HUMMMMM HUMMMM HUMMMMM *DRUM ON THE COUNTERTOP/SINGING. CAN'T STAND STILL. LOL LOOKS AWESOME.

I'm gonna make you stand still. Permanently.

Should have taken a shit in her purse, or deposited some Tenga Egg toxins in there. This bullshit makes me want to start drinking again.

[nZero]

Bureaucracy.

Group: global moderators

If only the forum had a rimshot for moments like this. Nice one, Ed.

Once everyone on the team puts their stamp on the paperwork, and Ghegs and system11 sign off on it, we'll give Ed a formal warning for that one. Expect the process to be completed in 2-3 weeks

[Ed Oscuro]

I have already ensured my preparedness to take appropriate actions will be taken on my end, in anticipation of the order's filing

[xbl0x180]

Stupid fucking inconsiderate roommate and his cunt-troll girlfriend. Back in town for the weekend! That means I get to avoid them as much as possible. That means the recently (spotless) cleaned kitchen is going to be a fucking WARZONE. Who the FUCK uses 6 drinking glasses in one day? FUCKING SLOB IDIOTS. Came home to TWO STICKS OF BUTTER on the fucking counter--nobody home. Antique glass sitting in the middle of the fucking table caked in BULLSHIT. Shitty fucking BREAD sitting in a fucking PAN on the counter. My cats could have had a field day if they wanted--but no, they are obedient and considerate, unlike fucking moron 45 IQ dumbshit spill fucking drinks all over the fucking floor can't stand still for a fucking minute perpetual humming ADHD jacktard and his SLOTH WHORE off the leash. OH DRAUCH, THE TRASHCAN WAS FULL SO I DECIDED TO PUT THE TRASH NEXT TO IT INSTEAD HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME!? IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MESSES DON'T CLEAN UP THEMSELVES. What's that movie you're watching? HUMMMMM HUMMMM HUMMMMM *DRUM ON THE COUNTERTOP/SINGING. CAN'T STAND STILL. LOL LOOKS AWESOME.

I'm gonna make you stand still. Permanently.

Should have taken a shit in her purse, or deposited some Tenga Egg toxins in there. This bullshit makes me want to start drinking again.

My new roommates are probably related to your roommates, except mine stink a mile away of wet cigarette butts. Who knows how these dirty peasants can afford to pay rent since they're home ALL. FUCKING. DAY... with the A/C running 24 hours a day. What is it with these subhuman retards and having the A/C turned on 24 hours a day?

[mesh control]

Humans.
I think you should all go kill yourselves.

[moh]

Stupid fucking inconsiderate roommate and his cunt-troll girlfriend. Back in town for the weekend! That means I get to avoid them as much as possible. That means the recently (spotless) cleaned kitchen is going to be a fucking WARZONE. Who the FUCK uses 6 drinking glasses in one day? FUCKING SLOB IDIOTS. Came home to TWO STICKS OF BUTTER on the fucking counter--nobody home. Antique glass sitting in the middle of the fucking table caked in BULLSHIT. Shitty fucking BREAD sitting in a fucking PAN on the counter. My cats could have had a field day if they wanted--but no, they are obedient and considerate, unlike fucking moron 45 IQ dumbshit spill fucking drinks all over the fucking floor can't stand still for a fucking minute perpetual humming ADHD jacktard and his SLOTH WHORE off the leash. OH DRAUCH, THE TRASHCAN WAS FULL SO I DECIDED TO PUT THE TRASH NEXT TO IT INSTEAD HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME!? IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MESSES DON'T CLEAN UP THEMSELVES. What's that movie you're watching? HUMMMMM HUMMMM HUMMMMM *DRUM ON THE COUNTERTOP/SINGING. CAN'T STAND STILL. LOL LOOKS AWESOME.

I'm gonna make you stand still. Permanently.

Should have taken a shit in her purse, or deposited some Tenga Egg toxins in there. This bullshit makes me want to start drinking again.

This was my roommate exactly. word for word.

now I live alone

[xbl0x180]

Yourselves = plural
Yourself = singular/you

[Jockel]

I hate it when I buy a bread roll with cheese or eggs, and because they prop the ingredients up to look nice it all falls straight out when you're trying to eat. #firstworldproblems

I also hate it when I want to bake some cookies and the oven is already occupied. #thirdreichproblems

[mesh control]

Humans.
I think you should all go kill yourselfs.

Yourselves = plural
Yourself = singular/you

Goddammit.

[Ed Oscuro]

Whoa, eBay's logo just got a lotta :downs:

JUST LOOK AT IT

[brokenhalo]

Fucking USPS doesn't even ring the god damn doorbell, but leaves the SORRY WE MISSED YOU paper telling me to go pick up my package tomorrow. Stop being a lazy fuck and do your god damn job.

my mailman does the same damn thing. i was sitting in my living room reading the newspaper one day. i watched him come up to the mailbox, drop the little card that he had already filled out, then turn to go to the next house. the route that he takes on my street is such that he does my side of houses, then crosses the street to do the other side of houses, and comes back up past my house. so on his way back i'm standing outside with the card held up in the air just staring at him. he yells over "i didn't think anyone was home. i'll get your package out of my truck". nevermind my front door is open and my car is in the driveway.

to this day, he still does this shit. more often than not i've got to drive to the post office to pick up my stuff.

[drauch]

Yeah, I used to live alone and it was the best time of my life. I loved it so much. Then I bought a house. Paying it off is expensive, thus the roommates. One is a dream come true: he's polite, clean, and one of my best friends for over 10 years. You all know about the other one. Woke up today and part of the kitchen was cleaned up. Butter stains and other greasy shit still covered the counter top. Still some nasty dishes sitting in the sink with an empty dishwasher. Frying pan lid sitting on the counter, building up condensation and leaving a nasty brown, wet ring on the counter. Such a fucking idiot.