The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic

[cave hermit]

The only position I specifically paid attention to was Judas; if I was paying attention I would have made myself Mary since he is my lover and mine alone :3

[trap15]

Dunno how to feel about being Thaddeus.

[shmuppyLove]

The Last Shmupper

[Blinge]

That is now my desktop wallpaper ^_^

glad we got to hang out, trap.

Also Lordhypnos should've been Judas, as Foxy likes Batrider at least.

[mastermx]

I graciously thank lord yagawa for the restoration. I don't know how we could even repay him for this payment to humanity. For even giving bjs to yagawa means you have been given the blessing of helping him fire of his lazers.

But wait, does this mean that Lord yagawa was crucified. Surely that's not possible. Lord yagawa does not die for our sins, we are obliged to die for his.

[trap15]

He died to lower our rank.

[mastermx]

He died to lower our rank.

(bows head in respect to that comeback.)

But hold on, does that mean he committed suicide?

[cave hermit]

You see, in Lord Yagawa's prime, the Emperor saw Yagawa's teachings of metal chaining, rank mechanics, and gray oblong bullets as a threat to his power. The Emperor however could not find Yagawa as he was well protected by his dedicated followers, who would give their lives to lower Yagawa's rank and increase his chances of survival. The Emperor then decided to offer a bounty of 30 credits for information leading to Yagawa's capture. The wicked Furry Fox Jet Pilot jumped at the chance to have more credits to play Raiden with (he had only become an apostle for prestige among his peers), and so collaborated with the Emperor to identify Yagawa in public with a handy-jay. As the Apostles were walking together with the good lord Yagawa, Fox Jet Pilot suddenly kneeled down in front of Yagawa and started jerking him off vigorously in public until Yagawa's Silver Sword fired its napalm all over his face. What appeared to be a kindly gesture was actually Yagawa's undoing as the Emperor's men saw this signal and arrested Yagawa. Before Yagawa could be taken away however, he pulled out a ceremonial silver oblong dagger and plunged it through his own hitbox. As Yagawa laid dying, I kneeled down next to him and began crying. He said unto me with his dying breaths, "my child, I will return. For now this sacrifice will ensure low rank for all of you. I have not died in vain. Now please, before I leave, please... fondle my ballsack for me."
And so I did.


I'm supposed to be working on Calculus homework right now.

[blackoak]

He died to lower our rank.

hahahahha. bravo

[mastermx]

I'm supposed to be working on Calculus homework right now.

One day, I'm going to have this thread tattooed on my scrotum. This is just how epic this is.

[Astraea FGA Mk. I]

I once played Pink Sweets with extends enabled. How should I kill myself? I want my death to be correct for the situation. I am thinking of doing it Japanese style, I just don't have anyone to severe my head with a sword. Would anyone be interested in severing my head? You can keep it afterwards if you want, I won't need it anymore. Suicide should be something beautiful, I am very picky about how I splatter my brains all over the scenery.

[Xyga]

I am thinking of doing it Japanese style

You mean ruin your body and soul working 90hrs a week until you boss points his finger at you shouting "you've made a mistake!" and you die from a heart attack ?

In an obscure ancient language it translates like this;

Ya (work)
Ga (miss)
Wa (die)

[trap15]

That's how I wanna go out!

[Astraea FGA Mk. I]

Art isn't a paint by number. Art is splattering your brains on a group of school children and the coolest among them thinks "That was fucking sweet."

[LordHypnos]

BTW, I think it's John in the painting and not Mary if you haven't been reading / watching too much The DaVinci Code, but I don't actually remember all that well.

[cave hermit]

>It was the last day of school, and I was in my last class
>I went up to my super cool teacher to thank him for a Yagawa-tastic year
>He responded "I've had quite a Raiden-tastic time with you in my class."
>No... It couldn't be...
>My teacher... was Yoritaka Kasai... this whole time...
>I leapt on him and tackled him to the ground, trying to shove pachinko balls up his Toaplan game stealing rectum
>Just as I removed his pants, Shuuichi Mori emerged from his anus and placed a credit-restriction spell on me
>"Game Over" he says
>Just as I thought the last of my credits were being stripped from my soul, Yagawa bursts into the classroom through the ceiling,
naked and fully erect.
>He quickly dashes over to Kasai, rips off his cock, and strangles him with it.
>Mori tried to fly away, but Yagawa pulled out his Pachinko-zooka and fired it, reducing Mori to ashes.
>Yagawa restores my credits, and gives me a pachinko ball
>I go home with a sore anus that day from his massive Silver Sword.
>Yagawa is love, Yagawa is life.

[Blinge]

>He quickly dashes over to Kasai, rips off his cock, and strangles him with it.

laughed for real.

>I go home with a sore anus that day from his massive Silver Sword.

must it always lead to buggery?

[Hibachi's Waifu]

Battle Garegga expands my dong.

Battle Garegga gives me AIDS

Battle Garegga is love, Battle Garegga is life

[Hibachi's Waifu]

>It was the last day of school, and I was in my last class
>I went up to my super cool teacher to thank him for a Yagawa-tastic year
>He responded "I've had quite a Raiden-tastic time with you in my class."
>No... It couldn't be...
>My teacher... was Yoritaka Kasai... this whole time...
>I leapt on him and tackled him to the ground, trying to shove pachinko balls up his Toaplan game stealing rectum
>Just as I removed his pants, Shuuichi Mori emerged from his anus and placed a credit-restriction spell on me
>"Game Over" he says
>Just as I thought the last of my credits were being stripped from my soul, Yagawa bursts into the classroom through the ceiling,
naked and fully erect.
>He quickly dashes over to Kasai, rips off his cock, and strangles him with it.
>Mori tried to fly away, but Yagawa pulled out his Pachinko-zooka and fired it, reducing Mori to ashes.
>Yagawa restores my credits, and gives me a pachinko ball
>I go home with a sore anus that day from his massive Silver Sword.
>Yagawa is love, Yagawa is life.

YAGAWA YAGAWA RAGWAA AYEWAA AYGEAGA YAGERWWA YEGWERERWA VStrCdrYSTGWUIVDYWk,VSuyVW sJAGBVUIXSDV CG

[Squire Grooktook]

Not the most intelligent brand of humor out there.

[Xyga]

Soiling the YGW thread. Dis gon' end bad.

[Captain]

>He quickly dashes over to Kasai, rips off his cock, and strangles him with it.

laughed for real.

>I go home with a sore anus that day from his massive Silver Sword.

must it always lead to buggery?

I now imagine the aforementioned scene happening in front of Michelangelo's Final Judgement.

[Squire Grooktook]

That is one hell of a final judgement.

[Captain]

[cave hermit]

Just so you guys know, that Yagawa isn't my alt (although I have been playing around with the idea of doing something like that)

The true based YGW would never just present himself directly like this; he would first appear to us incognito to test our faith.

[Captain]

Maybe he was one of us all along...

[Oniros]

So much circlejerk over Garegga and no love for MMP. For shame, that game is my jam.

[trap15]

MMP is probably the least YGW game designed by him. Probably didn't have all that much control over the system, the other devs must've sullied his genius

[Icarus]

MMP is probably the least YGW game designed by him. Probably didn't have all that much control over the system, the other devs must've sullied his genius

MMP was part Yagawa and part Ikeda iirc.

[trap15]

Ah, looking at the credits, I do see 3 names under "System Advisor", so that'd explain it. Ikeda, Mamoru Furukawa, Yasushi Imai.