the awesomely bad movies thread

[BIL]

+1... the ending forced strip is some bizarre shit, totally unexpected. One of the greatest bad movies ever. The crummy VHS rip I watched only enhanced the 80s badness!

[Never_Scurred]

I see some of you guys have Cinemageddon accounts.

[Acid King]

This thread needs more blaxploitation.

Dolemite is my name and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

[antron]

This thread needs more blaxploitation.

Dolemite is my name and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

and don't forget Rudy Ray Moore's greatest hits

[nash87]

just finished watching the directors cut of "Versus." Gawd, that movie was 2 hours long. first 45 minutes were gold, then the rest of the movie was plot development.

random fight scene. and yes, there is zombies in this movie, that shoot guns, but are still actually zombies unlike the last 2 resident evil games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvltfyTu ... re=related

[Ed Oscuro]

This thread needs more blaxploitation.

Dolemite? Awesomely...bad? I have to watch the film, but the initial reaction has to be "yes and no."

[charlie chong]

This thread needs more blaxploitation.

Dolemite is my name and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING A NINJA FILM WITH DOLEMITE LAST WEEK.. NINJA THE FINAL DUEL 2 (IRONIC TITLE!) AKA SHAOLIN DOLEMITE
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292232/
IT WAS AWESOME.DOLEMITE PAID TO RE RELEASE UNUSED FOOTAGE FROM THE 12 HOUR CUT OF NINJA THE FINAL DUEL AND CUT FOOTAGE OF HIMSELF TALKING CRAP IN BETWEEN THE NINJA FIGHTING.THE WHOLE FILM IS REDUBBED ALSO AND THE PLOT NOW CONCERNS THE SHAOLIN MONKS FIGHTING THE SHAOLIN DOLEMITE CLAN LED BY TUPAC WHO STOLE THEIR DOLBY TO HEAR WHITE BUDDHISTS SPEAKING IN EBONICS AND CALLING GIRLS HOES IS FUNNY

THE FIRST FILM IS THE AWESOME TOO AND BOTH HAVE TOP QUALITY TAIWANESE ACTION
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091636/
NINJA WATER ATTACK SPIDER TEAM

[jonny5]

finally watched robogeisha last night....english release finally came out so i could get subs

this film was all kinds of awesome!!!

highly recommended!!!

[Acid King]

Dolemite? Awesomely...bad? I have to watch the film, but the initial reaction has to be "yes and no."

It's pretty much the definition of awesomely bad. I don't even know how many times I saw the boom appear at the top of the frame, the dialogue is hilarious and the action scenes and "kung fu" are pure fucking gold.

[nash87]

finally watched robogeisha last night....english release finally came out so i could get subs

this film was all kinds of awesome!!!

highly recommended!!!

awww shiiii

[jonny5]

finally watched robogeisha last night....english release finally came out so i could get subs

this film was all kinds of awesome!!!

highly recommended!!!

awww shiiii

ive had the japanese release since it came out like 2-3 months ago....its been a long wait.....glad i did though.....it is fairly dialogue heavy and there is a fair bit of story to this one.....would have missed a lot of it trying to follow along with my limited japanese

everybody in this thread needs to see this movie!!

[PC Engine Fan X!]

There's the upcoming Japanese horror flick by the name of Mutant Girl Squad out on Region 2 DVD format.

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"Mutant Girls Squad," new Japanese cult film directed by three directors, Noboru Iguchi, Yoshihiro Nishimura, and Taku Sakaguchi who are best known for their works "The Machine Girl," Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl," and "Yoroi: Samurai Zombie" comes out on DVD!

This film will premiere at the New York Asian Film Festival (NYAFF) on July 3rd and 5th, 2010. And also, it will be released in theaters in 10 countries outside Japan: Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, and New Zealand (subject to change).

Stars three actresses who star in super sentai and tokusatsu series, Yumi Sugimoto, Suzuka Morita, and Yuko Takayama.
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PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[nash87]

finally watched robogeisha last night....english release finally came out so i could get subs

this film was all kinds of awesome!!!

highly recommended!!!

awww shiiii

ive had the japanese release since it came out like 2-3 months ago....its been a long wait.....glad i did though.....it is fairly dialogue heavy and there is a fair bit of story to this one.....would have missed a lot of it trying to follow along with my limited japanese

everybody in this thread needs to see this movie!!

"shrimps in my eyes! I cannot see!"

"try out our tengu hidden weapon. Butt sword!"
"what?"
"i have a butt sword, too!"

I love how everything that happens in this movie must be said and explained when it happens

"I got punched in the face, and it hurts. I'm bleeding from my face"

there are at least 30 of those quotes in the movie that just explain exactly what happened 5 seconds after it happens. but only when it's something really obvious.

butt sword fight had some really nice choreography for some reason. this really is the awesomest, baddest movie ever. i wouldn't mind watching it again, and again. instant classic

[iluvmonsterz]

star slammer find it...

[charlie chong]

finally got round to checking rgc's pick
THE STABILIZER !! IT WAS MAD AWESOME
I THEN WATCHED 2 OTHER ARIZAL FILMS

AMERICAN HUNTER/LETHAL HUNTER
www.imdb.com/title/tt0281587/
FINAL SCORE
www.imdb.com/title/tt0280671
BOTH STARRED CHRIS MITCHUM AND WERE BAD AWESOME TOO.. MOTORBIKES ,EXPLOSIONS ,FIGHTING ,BAD DUBBING,RAPING ,AWESOME BADDIES..

I ALSO THINK ALL THREE OF THESE FILMS HAD THE SAME STORY

NEXT UP ON THE PLATE IS RAMBU AKA THE INTRUDER STARRING PETER O BRIAN WHO STARRED IN 2 OF THESE FILMS..LOOKS LIKE MOAR OF THE SAME

[charlie chong]

ALSO I BEAN WATCHIN SOME GARY BUSEY

BULLETPROOF !!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0094813
AWESOME SO MANY ONE LINERS,EXPLOSIONS ETC!! GARY BUSEY ALSO SAYS FUCK HOSPITALS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND PULLS THE BULLETS OUT THE WOUND HIMSELF
IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS FILM YOO ARE A BUTTHORN

ACT OF PIRACY
www.imdb.com/title/tt0098983
BIT OF A LET DOWN AFTER BULLETPROOF AS BUSEY PLAYS THIS A BIT MORE STRAIGHT.. THE BADDIE IS AWESOMELY BAD THO(WATCH THE HOTEL BALCONY SEQUENCE FOR SOME COLDHEARTED SHIT) AND THE END 20 MINS DEFINITELY BRINGS IT NEAR THE AWESOME BAD CATEGORY
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR

[RGC]

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[charlie chong]

WATCHED HANDS OF STEEL ABOUT A MONTH AGO.. PRITTY BAD.. THE MAIN ACTOR WAS AWESOMELY EMOTIONLESS
I DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MUCH BUT MY MATE STEVE REALLY REALLY LOVED IT..
IT DOES HAVE GEORGE EASTMAN IN THO SO WORTH A WATCH ANYWAY JUST FOR HIM

[nash87]

toxic avenger was like americas version of a tokyo shock movie. simply awesome! everyone sreams like a dying bird, there's nudity, blunt murder, random bad (the good kind) humor, and a sex scene that was decent for some reason. it was way better than the sex scene from underworld where did her in the belly button, that was just terrible.

it really is a must see. get on this shit jonny5

[Mortificator]

Two words:

Killer
Tomatoes

[nash87]

watched toxic avenger 2...wouldn't ever watch it again. don't think i'm going to bother with no.3, i might watch no.4.

[jonny5]

toxic avenger was like americas version of a tokyo shock movie. simply awesome! everyone sreams like a dying bird, there's nudity, blunt murder, random bad (the good kind) humor, and a sex scene that was decent for some reason. it was way better than the sex scene from underworld where did her in the belly button, that was just terrible.

it really is a must see. get on this shit jonny5

lolz....seen it....not in a decade at least though....not a big troma fan, but that one was at least watchable...

and as you have already realized, avoid the sequels

i just watched tai chi boxer...it was excellent! also watched the master with jet li the other night...best badly dubbed kung fu flick ive seen in a minute, and one of the few semi comedy ones ive seen jet li in

ive been killing this kung fu movie stream on justin.tv lately....too good!

also picked up this flick called High School Girl Rika Zombie Hunter...just going by the title and the cover me thinks this is gold....will watch it this weekend and post back ...sexy japanese girl, zombie hunting...whats not to like?

if anybody has seen it, please dont ruin it for me with any spoilers or anything

[nash87]

jet li is fucking brilliant in fong sai yuk, which is a kung fu comedy. there's also a sequel which is just as good. go watch them if you haven't already jonny5. it's some funny shit.

I'll have to check out tai chi boxer. I discovered that stream on justin.tv a couple weeks ago, sweet stuff.

anyways, as far as awesome bad movies go...piranha 3D is going to be sweet tonight!!!!!!!

[1up]

Two words:

Killer
Tomatoes

dont force that pos on anyone but your worst enemy. I watched that thing earlier this year and it was HARD to sit through. Never at one point was it so bad it was good. Slap stick comedy done way wrong and boring.

[Octopod]

I watched the made for TV movie that acted a pilot episodes for the TV show Fantasy Island - Fantasy Island and Return to Fantasy Island.

[CRI]

@ nash87
don't miss the must see troma movies just because toxi2 is shit.
here is a list of my fav. troma movies:

class of nuke em high, citizen toxie (toxi4), poultrygeist: night of the chicken dead, terror firmer, tromeo and juliet. (and of course toxi1 but you know that already)
check out the trailers on youtube if you are not sure if you like them.

class of nuke em high has a 80s bonus like toxi1 and the rest of the movies are a little bit more modern.

here 2 trailers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtnvvXbG8g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBj-bOfEfS4

[Octopod]

Surf Nazi Must Die is p. awesome too.

[nash87]

really considering class of nuke'em high and surf nazis...

I saw piranha 3d today! everyone in this thread must see this movie! direct quote "it took my penis!" the 3d itself is also very smooth. there were some parts where i had to actually re-focus my eyes to see past or in front of things. and by things i mean piranhas, tits, ass, blood, vag, guts, penis, vomit, etc. the only thing that was more abundant than boobs in that movie was piranhas. it had a classic bad sci fi plot with a classic sci fi ending. and it had Christopher Lloyd as a scientist, hopefully someone in this thread will get a laugh out of that. tons of intentionally stupid things happened like a chick falling in half after being rescued, she looked just fine...then just separated at the hips from her body, wtf. the police tried to shoot the piranhas with guns a few times. the best 3d i ever saw in this movie was...wait, i shouldn't spoil it it's a tie between 3 different things though i'll say that. if it wasn't for boobs i'd say 2 things, but the 3rd was there simply as an excuse to show more boobs.

also watched "teeth" which was actually, well, good for what it was. it's about a girl who has http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata and there were a ton of puns. and yes, dicks do get bitten off

[core]

Also saw Piranha 3D tonight. That was smooth 3D? I thought it was fucking atrocious. I had never been to a 3D film before and I never will again based on that. The best part was Richard Dryfus singing the song from Jaws at the start. The rest went downhill from there.

Time to go watch a real movie like Surf Nazis.

[Ed Oscuro]

also watched "teeth" which was actually, well, good for what it was. it's about a girl who has http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata and there were a ton of puns. and yes, dicks do get bitten off

After this latest movie spree I'm sure you're wearing a strap wherever you go! Or, better yet, armorpants...I know I'd consider it.