I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

Drinking my own Bock. Been guzzling the stuff, but now I'm a little hesitant to finish it off, because all I have left is a porter I'm not too fond of. Have a feeling that November's gonna see me running to the booze shop.

[drauch]

ughhhh. skyrim intoxicated is the worst. dead.

[drauch]

moterhfuckers is the worst. YOUALLL couldnt wait for me to eat my own. shit. SKYRIM is the factttttttttttttttt i hope yp us eat. shit. WENT TOA SHIT party. i am now covered with sharpieeeeeeeee all over my fuck body. i hope 8i rot. why did this hapen OHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay wang whyd ont we jujust HCOOSEW CHEW CHEW OUR WAY OUT i hope you eat shit.

[CMoon]

If you stayed home and played Skyrim, this wouldn't have happened Drauch.

[drauch]

I know, it was a fool's move, really. I plan on doing that tonight though, hopefully.

[CMoon]

Drauch, you know there's a drunken quest in Skyrim? You can get into a drinking contest, pass out, then find out about all the drunken, crazy shit you did. This is YOUR quest man!

[drauch]

WHAT! Where do I get this quest??????

[CMoon]

WHAT! Where do I get this quest??????

It's in whiterun, there's a guy in the inn who will challenge you to a drinking contest. I didn't play it all through, so I'm not sure what the consequences are, but it looked humorous enough.

[mrsmiley381]

Spent most of the day clearing up the last bits of Phantasy Star Universe. Shit gets kinda cool once Stockholm Syndrome sets in and you start liking all of the shitty characters. Got bored, ordered a pizza, ate it, went to the gas station, bought Molson, drank Molson, started playing Otomedius Excellent, started screaming at Otomedius Excellent, realized I was screaming at Otomedius Excellent, realized I was screaming at a game about teenage girls shooting shit in space while being scantily clad, then realized my life was either pathetic or hilariously awesome.

[CMoon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_S1YqILL24Q

[Obiwanshinobi]

Bought a Wii, about to set it all up.

[mesh control]

Day one living back with my parents. There is no way I can drink in this environment, which is probably a good thing. 85% of my time here will be spent sleeping. Nyquil + melatonin.

[drauch]

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fsht is ucks

UFKCIMG SKYRI ME


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[drauch]

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[mesh control]

Drauch, can I ask for life advice next time you're drunk?

[CMoon]

FUCK SKYRIM fucimg shist sukcvs

Now c'mon Drauch, that's the beer talkin'.

[rancor]

Drauch, can I ask for life advice next time you're drunk?

you may have to wait a few hours for that... haha.

[Lordstar]

Nyquil + melatonin.

sounds divine

[drauch]

FUCK SKYRIM fucimg shist sukcvs

Now c'mon Drauch, that's the beer talkin'.

Yeah, that was kinda out of context, especially because my love for Skyrim is beyond this astral plane. I think I was trying to say "Fuck your Skyrim characer" to my roommate who was in my room at the time.

And mesh, I will gladly give it, but I don't recommend it.

[dunpeal2064]

Damn, I wish I could get that drunk.

I need a bigger stomach.

[mesh control]

[rancor]

Damn, I wish I could get that drunk.

I need a bigger stomach.

No - you need EVERCLEAR!!



The go-to liquor of white southern teens (in America) with poor decision making skills for more than 3 generations!

Crack the seal, wake up in jail!

[drauch]

God, Everclear...I was actually talking to my parents the other night of my past experience with that beastly liquor. Had some jungle juice at a party when I was still fairly new to drinking. Wound up grabbing a friends doobie pipe and inhaling it so hard I sucked the buds through it. Threw up so hard in the mud for so long.

[rancor]

For my first and last experience with Everclear, I had some meager amount at a party during college and passed out. Woke up the next morning and took a shower and discovered that I had full-body sharpie tattoos. Someone drew a smiley face on my weiner. I remember nothing. Never again.

The first 190-proof alcohol ever to be bottled for consumers, Everclear spawned a ‘90s rock band and many a bad idea—it’s a favorite among young drinkers because it’s nearly tasteless. For context, drugstore-brand rubbing alcohol averages 91 percent alcohol.

[mesh control]

O_O

[drauch]

Damn, on the wee-wee? That's pretty rancid stuff. I had a bunch of sharpie bullshit on me the other night. I thought I had it all off until I took my clothes off and entered the shower. Glancing at the mirror I noticed I had a penis with 666 on it. Pretty sweet, really.

[CMoon]

We'd always joked about drawing penises and swastikas on someone's face if they passed out. Try going to work with that shit!

[Marc]

I once gave a 'mate' a shit-tache while he slept, he was so rough the day after he didn't move from the couch and had no idea what I'd done - spent all day asking why the house smelled like shit.

I am working on getting drunk right now, my other half is at the pictures watching fucking Twilight and my little guy hasn't stopped whining since she went, so he's going to bed, and I am then going to increase pace, get arseholed, and play Flatout UC and DDP:R.

[mesh control]

Posted random lyrics on my facebook and forgot I had bible thumper relatives

"Met Jesus in a penis dream. He cured my herpes then he tried to fuck me."


family does not compute trolling.

Maybe I am an asshole. meh, whatever. knife to the heart? kga'kgnasldgs

/blog

i am kinda drunk on whine.

[Arcade Legends 3]

Once I stopped the alcohol for few years.
The last month I decided to stop the alcohol forever. There are other drugs, you know, including coffee; drinking coffee sometimes equals to 200 ml. of vodka. Alcohol and arcade videogames is not a good combination, though.

At the day before yesterday I got drunk.
But already I am on that nutmeg thing, or magic. Recently I played "World Heroes 2".