powersoul wrote:+Fair laws... as long as you aren't really extreme
What about beating the shit out of a kid for spitting bubblegum onto the sidewalk? I never heard the word "caning" until Singapore made the news. I'm not going to pretend my farts don't stink or anything, but I never would have thought that Singapore has fair laws.
Anyhow, about me.
Fuji, Japan
+Beautiful view of Mt. Fuji nearly every morning (except during the summer)
+7-11 is easy walking distance from where I live
+I live within very short bicycle distance to both the train station and the shinkansen station...
+...yet I live in a very quiet neighborhood
+My apartment is bigger and cheaper than people in Tokyo can hope for
+I can hear the cute little frogs singing all summer long in the surrounding rice fields at night
+I live within easy car distance to several
mega awesome nerd paradise stores like this one, full of video games, toys, model kits, manga, and DVDs
+An easy, cheap bus ride to Tokyo
+People are nicer and more amiable than people in Tokyo (although nobody's as nice as Kansai people in Japan, IMHO)
+The city is not too big, not too small
+My apartment is only four units, and it's very quiet
+I can hear the train go by since I live near the tracks
+Beautiful nature is within easy car distance (I'm gonna go hike the "suicide forest" more once it's spring)
+Shizuoka is the plastic model capital of the world, and the Shizuoka Hobby Show in May is the biggest model event in the world
-Even though there are train lines branching out from the main station, they don't go to many places
-Thus, everyone drives, so the roads get VERY congested easily (depending on which school I work at, riding my bike is faster)
-Smokestacks everywhere, so the town looks rather industrial
-Paper is a big industry in town, so some parts of town are very stinky. If the wind blows my way, my apartment's neighborhood can be kinda stinky too at times
-I still can't figure out where to get international foods, other than Kaldee Coffee (I want real Parmesan cheese, not the processed powdered stuff in cans you sprinkle on top of spaghetti)
-If the impending earthquake and tsumani doesn't kill us all, then the reactivated Mt. Fuji will erupt and wipe us all out (OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, etc)
-Everyday I have demons trying to possess me by entering through my belly button, so every night before bath time I have to pull them out. Sure, they are cleverly disguised as pieces of lint, but I know they're really demons from a parallel dimension and they're trying to turn me into a disco vampire