gizoogle. shmups forum, gangsta style

[brokenhalo]

the best way to read shmups forum. i'm laughing so damn hard.

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php

you have to copy in each page link to the search box. here's the link to page 2 of the cave shop thread

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?searc ... is+Shiznit


"Dirtnap n' rebirth, tha circle of Shmup g-units.
This company went downhill when Yagawa stopped bustin game. Just let his ass do Pinksweets2/Ibara3 n' yo big-ass booty is ghon see.

Seriously, they record label was incredibly ghettofab (they even reprinted some CDs).
Pretty shizzle I be not tha only one whoz ass be thinkin dat closin tha shop was da most thugged-out retarded idea they've eva had."

[CStarFlare]

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

[BareKnuckleRoo]

Made me think of this.

[SuperSoaker360]

I laughed when I re-read my signature. You have to wonder who would dedicate their time to making something like this...

[trap15]

This is brilliant.

Udderdude's sig:
"Only da most thugged-out fiendish n' violent cappin' machines await you beyond dis point."

My sig:
"Our thugged-out asses will give you a gangbangin' freedom without objections.
<Yagawa> I like tha challenge of "bustin tha impossible" wit olda hardware, n' pushin it as far as it can go "

[KAI]

Dirtnap n' rebirth, tha circle of Shmup g-units.

[brokenhalo]

holy shit the garegga guide

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

"Rank System - Da System In Basic
- What tha fuck iz Rank?"

[BryanM]

I found the assertion that "gangsta" and "gangstas" are synonyms for "person, guy, people etc", hilarious.

[Mortificator]

Copied my own log to it and saw my electronic OG counterpart is a much better poster.

Also, the movies thread is translated as "Pornos you've just watched."

[Skykid]

This is brilliant. I threw my Guwange review into it and it pimped it right up.

"Into tha game proper n' yo' character marches up-screen up in a gangbangin' fashizzle akin ta Capcomz Gun.Smoke."

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?searc ... is+Shiznit

[Ed Oscuro]

Also, the movies thread is translated as "Pornos you've just watched."

Well, the topic of discussion has trended that way recently.

[brokenhalo]

watching ed and jon duke it out over mao is pretty hilarious

"Point mah crazy ass ta where I holla'd anythang positizzle bout his ass let alone worshiped his ass and just kindly shut tha fuck up fo' realz. And even em on tha left whoz ass do uphold tha playa is not necessarily worshipers. They may be mistaken up in they positizzle assessment of his cold-ass theoretical contributions n' his bangin role up in hoodist construction yo, but worshipers they is not(at least certainly not as much as em whoz ass rap bout "Westsideside democracies" whenever they can n' believe up in tha holy tenetz of tha laissez faire capitalism)."

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

[Daigohji]

The Bene Gesserit litany against fear:

I must not fear.
Fear is tha mind-killer.
Fear is tha lil-dirtnap dat brangs total obliteration.
I will grill mah fear.
I will permit it ta pass over mah crazy ass n' all up in mah dirty ass.
And when it has gone past I will turn tha inner eye ta peep its path.
Where tha fear has gone there is ghon be nothang......Only I will remain

[Ed Oscuro]

watching ed and jon duke it out over mao is pretty hilarious

"Point mah crazy ass ta where I holla'd anythang positizzle bout his ass let alone worshiped his ass and just kindly shut tha fuck up fo' realz. And even em on tha left whoz ass do uphold tha playa is not necessarily worshipers. They may be mistaken up in they positizzle assessment of his cold-ass theoretical contributions n' his bangin role up in hoodist construction yo, but worshipers they is not(at least certainly not as much as em whoz ass rap bout "Westsideside democracies" whenever they can n' believe up in tha holy tenetz of tha laissez faire capitalism)."

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

I am pretty devastated that there isn't a hooliganism for "laissez faire."



Also:

Accordin ta some sources [2][3][4][5] up in tha early 80s, Ikegami pimped a fuckin shitload of arcade game as a subcontractor ta Japanese vizzle game g-units fo' realz. Among tha game they may have pimped is Computer Otwassup, Block Fever, Monkey Magic, Congo Bongo, Pimpye, Donkey Kong, Radar Scope, Sheriff, Space Fever, Space Firebird, Space Demon, Heli Fire, Sky Skipper, Space Launcher n' Zaxxon.[2] At dat time, computer programs was not recognized as copyrightable material fo' realz. Accordin ta these sources, Ikegami proceeded ta sue Nintendo fo' unauthorized duplication of tha Donkey Kong program code fo' tha latterz creation of Donkey Kong Junior (1983, Tokyo District Court) yo, but it was not until 1989 dat tha Tokyo High Court gave a verdict dat bigged up tha originalitizzle of program code. In 1990, Ikegami n' Nintendo reached a settlement, termz of which was never disclosed.[6]

And I see we were wrong all along, Gizoogle gots the dope 'bout Mao:

Born tha lil hustla of a wealthy farma up in Shaoshan, Hunan, Mao adopted a Chinese nationalist n' anti-imperialist outlook up in early life, particularly hyped up by tha eventz of tha Xinhai Revolution of 1911 n' May Fourth Movement of 1919. Comin ta adopt Marxism-Leninism, he became a early gangmember of tha Communist Jam of China (CPC), soon risin ta a ballin' position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In 1922, tha Communists agreed ta a alliizzle wit tha larger Kuomintang (KMT), a nationalist revolutionary party, whom Mao aided up in bustin a revolutionary peasant army n' organizin rural land reform. In 1927 tha KMTz military leader Chiang Kai-shek broke tha alliizzle n' set bout on a anti-communist purge; up in turn, tha CPC formed a army of peasant militia, n' tha two sides clashed up in tha Chinese Civil War. Mao was responsible fo' commandin a part of tha CPCz Red Army, n' afta nuff muthafuckin set backs, rose ta juice up in tha jam by leadin tha Long March. When tha Empire of Japan invaded China up in 1937, sparkin tha Second Sino-Japanese War, Mao agreed ta a united front wit tha KMT, resultin up in a CPC-KMT victory up in 1945. Da Chinese Civil Battle then resumed, up in which Mao led tha Red Army ta victory as Chiang n' his supportas fled ta Taiwan.

[BIL]

Wow. I might just overwrite my entire Metal Black ST with this stuff.

Much like tha precedin stage, Apartheid is easy as fuck . "Shoot his ass up in tha face, avoid bullets" bout covers dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See "Useful Hype" above fo' detailed deetz on his wild lil' four battle patterns. Don't bother bombin here; yo dirty ass is gonna wanna gots a thugged-out decent beam level fo' tha start of Round 2.

Note dat his Newalone-eatin appendage is harmless - no need ta evade dat shit.

This worm will brang tha ceilin n' floor together. Try ta direct yo' fire around tha indestructible spheres n' tha fuck into his muthafuckin ass. If you don't bust a cap up in his ass up in time, yo dirty ass is gonna need ta maneuver carefully tha fuck into tha remainin gap, n' just as carefully destroy tha bugger without bumpin tha fuck into his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Lil Small-Ass taps is key, up in dis event.

Pimpz wide cap spread is his crazy-ass most dangerous battle - at high rank, itz pretty quick. Evade it much like you would tha usual three cap spread - dodge tha aimed shot, maneuver tha fuck into tha adjacent gap, repeat. It aint nuthin but telegraphed by a "retching" animation from Pimp.

"Round 2: Cry For Da Moon" "Boss 5: Pimp"

[Ed Oscuro]

The Moon has been Pimped

[GaijinPunch]

Gizoogle is one of my favorite sites ever. I'm glad it's still around!

[antron]

Hi, muthafucka! I be Malc n' dis is shmups.com, launched on 26th May 1997 as tha straight-up first joint dedicated ta shoot-em-up game, mostly of tha 2D scrollin variety. (If yo ass is lookin fo' FPS shooters, yo ass is up in tha wrong place!)