The most sexually suggestive imagery in shmups

[RNGmaster]

So I was right.

Think for a bit about what you're arguing about.

[Skykid]

Not sure how everyone managed to miss it, but the DDP DFK 1.5 LE cover is one of the most sexually suggestive images I've ever seen in shmup related paraphernalia.

AI is clearly in a state of post orgasmic chill, flush in the face, her hand on her chest as she tries to catch her breath. Her hair is dripping with sweat and her legs are still splayed after a round of vigorous masturbation.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

In one stage of the PSX game of iS: internal section, there are polygonal sperm circling around in the background scenery that sails on by at 60fps (albeit more like an abstract presentation though). Looks like both positron & Squaresoft thought of everything to include in it, indeed, considering that it's a one-off game.

An iS sequel / remix in HD on the PS3 platform would be ace. To this day, only iS & R-Type Delta show off what a PSX Dual Shock controller can do in terms of subtle & strong rumble effects.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[evil_ash_xero]

This always struck me, whilst playing it. Space sperm(and a big space egg to boot). And no, I don't mean space sperm struck me.



And I know SkyKid's post was a joke, but for real...DOJ.

[Dave_K.]

Flying vagina? Yep we got that...

[1up]

This always struck me, whilst playing it. Space sperm(and a big space egg to boot). And no, I don't mean space sperm struck me.

speaking of spern, Tyrannosatan in Deathsmiles fires som purple sperm at those little lolis. (no pic, help me out)

[Captain]

that's just your garden variety tentacle, definitely not a flying vagina.

[Skykid]

And I know SkyKid's post was a joke

Look at the image and tell me she hasn't just been playing the guitar.

[ratikal]

She's a robot, she doesn't have a guitar. She doesn't have sweat either.

However, don't make me post that picture of Shooty with the laser wheels.

[Skykid]

She's a robot, she doesn't have a guitar. She doesn't have sweat either.

She's got breasts don't she? I'm sure she has hair on her bush too.

No wait, on second thought...

[mrsmiley381]

This thread reminds me that all UFO sightings have been of ships shaped like a cigar, a disc, or a V.

Suddenly the dicks in space don't seem so unusual.

[gs68]

Look in the center.

[Estebang]

[Battlesmurf]

[Captain]

hotlinking not allowed FTW

[shmuppyLove]

BANG right in the eye lolol

[Icarus]

Not sure how everyone managed to miss it, but the DDP DFK 1.5 LE cover is one of the most sexually suggestive images I've ever seen in shmup related paraphernalia.
AI is clearly in a state of post orgasmic chill, flush in the face, her hand on her chest as she tries to catch her breath. Her hair is dripping with sweat and her legs are still splayed after a round of vigorous masturbation.

You should see the limited edition print and accompanying figurine of Ai. Mmmmmm.

[Skykid]

limited edition print

Jesus, look at her. The girl is a harlot.

I wasn't joking about that 1.5 cover either.

[Captain]

They should stop pretending to make shmups and outright start making hentai

[moozooh]

She's got breasts don't she?

She's got breast. The right one. No idea what happened to the left one, but it's not there!

Thankfully Cave seems to have stopped hiring wankers who don't know shit about drawing human bodies—now we can have professionally drawn babes, complete with all of their STDs.



See that smear on the right leg? Yeah.

[Nasirosuchus]

I hate that boss. It kept me from a 1cc in Gokujo Parodius for over a week.

[Herr Schatten]

I hate that boss. It kept me from a 1cc in Gokujo Parodius for over a week.

If you find the boss too difficult or you don't feel you're powered up enough, you can just camp on the edge of the screen until it times out. Just go quickly into the lower right corner before the boss enters.

[Jeneki]

That bee is shooting his red rocket.

[Icarus]

See that smear on the right leg? Yeah.

That's a tattoo, not man-splurt. I think you're mistaking quiet, reserved Maria for slutty-but-still-delicious Shuri.
If only girls in real life were that adventurous with getting small body art, instead of plastering it in the obvious locations - it'd make playing games of "find the tattoo" a lot more interesting.
Side note: let me know when the inevitable Saidaioujou dakimakura arrives in the Cave Shop, lol.

[antime]

In Sensible Software's Defender clone Insects in Space you play as a bare-breasted angel rescuing naked babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8wfa_y1QM

[BPzeBanshee]

I guess Guwange-sama doesn't count?

[Illyrian]

limited edition print

Jesus, look at her. The girl is a harlot.

I wasn't joking about that 1.5 cover either.

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