Tokyoshmups.com Caption Contest!

[rancor]

Closed!

These are the submissions I've chosen:

First we have Dave K. and Chempop:



Next is pyongyang and Ghegs:



Next up are jbueno and that Scheißevogel Jockel:



Then casper and Mischief Maker:



.. and finally Skykid and Xeno:



Vote for the winner! I'll close voting on the night of January 10th, 2012.

It's unfortunate that there are only 10 voting slots because honestly there were 12 that I felt were really good. If yours isn't above, you may have lost to lady luck.. (I did a coin toss to choose a few.. )

Prizes -
Winner at poll close chooses one of the following:



If none of the above items interest you, I also found a minty copy of Pootie Tang on LD recently (Japanese dubbed) that I could substitute.

[Siren2011]

Kouji Sakaguchi is a simple Japanese man of no particular talents and recipient of genital warts. One fine day riding his biku home from work, he runs into a nice lady around his age. He thinks, "I wonder if she would let me stick my Toblerone bar inside of her presumably tight asshole." Upon greeting this disposable object and all around walking, breathing cum dumpster, he soon realizes that she is deaf. "Oh, interesting... score!" he says. She does some shit with her hands. This confuses Sakaguchi-san. "Why do you do this like this?" he asks. Then he realizes how stupid his question is considering who he's talking to.

So he condescends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck down to her level. With a cheerful face, he makes a Texas Longhorns sign (his favorite team from the U.S.) with his hands and shows it to this enigmatic and shy piece of pretty flesh. She doesn't understand this, but she imitates it immediately. Friendz 4 evarrrr. Don't mess with Texas.

THE END.

[Casper<3]

"An then I stuck my hand in her like this!!!"

[Drachenherz]

He: "Imagine how gamecontrollers would look like if our hands were formed like that!"
She: "they would look like this!"

Another one:

He: "And this australian Dude was saying, like, 'Hang loose, Dude, hang loose'"
She: "Why did he show you the vulcan greeting?"

And the obligatory sexually loaded one:

She: "How would my netherparts look like if you're penis was formed like this?"
He: "Whoooooaaaaaaa.....!!!!"

[Ghegs]

10-minute photoshop job ahoy!



And yes, I know that's not actually the horns, but many people make the same mistake so I thought it was appropriate. Engrish of the sign language.

[Xeno]

[SuperPang]

[Observer]

God dammit, beating you guys won't be easy at all.

[greg]

"You're lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa! "

[PC Engine Fan X!]

The young couple were out and about in the city strolling along the sidewalks. They came across some steps leading to a water fountain and were conversing about something. Only that they weren't actually talking but using sign language which caught my eye.

From a distance, I could tell that they both loved each other quite dearly as they both held up the international hand sign for "I love you" or for the person with a wicked sense of humor, it could be taken for something else entirely.

Guy: Check out my new Spidey web poses.

Gal: Oh, that's cool. She does the same with her hand.

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Variant short story #2:

Guy: Let's practice on our hand signs before tonight's headbanger concert.

Gal: Yeah, I don't want to lose those mad hand sign skills. As the ol' saying goes: If you don't use it, you'll lose it.

Guy: You're right. Say, after tonight's concert, wanna explore some new ways of my using different hand positions while doing "it"?

Gal: I think that'd be fun aside from the same ol' stuff we usually do. Something different for a change of pace. I have this wild 'n' crazy idea, let's do it right now...out in the open. My friends have placed some bets daring me that I wouldn't screw you out in public and want that extra cash for spending money.

Guy: Sounds good to me. Alrighty then, let's do it.

Gal: Using her mobile's built-in camera, she records the deed and she collects her friends bets.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[emphatic]

Girl: No, seriously. I think it works very well, especially on the URA route.
Guy: How do you trigger your hypers, with your thumb?!

[BIL]

[moh]

two in the pink & one in the stink? ;D
this made me laugh for like 20 minutes..
just hurry up and give xeno the prize already! =P

[Siren2011]

I vote BIL.

[Jockel]

[EllertMichael]

He: (thinking) "YES! Satan Rules!!"
She: "Aw you so sweet! I love you too, Katashi!"

[GaijinPunch]

I know everyone is expecting this from me... if for nothing else, then retaliation to Super Pang, so I'll go ahead and post it. A little too obvious for my liking though.

[GaijinPunch]

[drauch]

[Leader Bee]

"I don't remember our sex ed classes teaching us this when I was a boy."

[chempop]

So if I punch the three-eyed Blob like this,
I will receieve magical Frog Armor?!


http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/42309615@N ... 3/sizes/m/

[jandrogo]

First try..



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[cj iwakura]

"The webbing will come forth soon. I believe!"
"Yes, young one. The webbing is within you."

[Ruldra]

"The webbing will come forth soon. I believe!"
"Yes, young one. The webbing is within you."

It does looks like she's teaching him how to shot web.

[Skykid]

[JBueno MD]

[Siren2011]

Wow. Did Skykid just pwn this thread to hell and back? I can't believe I didn't think of a retarded theme! Looking at the picture now, it's really obvious. lol

[Mischief Maker]

[Mischief Maker]

[Dave_K.]

OMG that Hadouken had me rolling!

Here is my attempt at keeping it PG.