A Day in the Life of GaijinPunch?

[shmuppyLove]

I, for one, am curious.

[antron]

why? he's a working family man.

[mesh control]

A Day in the Life of drauch?

fixed.

[Ruldra]

Work in the office all day, go to gym after work, watch TV shows and post on forums at night. Basically.

A Day in the Life of drauch?

Well, I'm certain it involves a lot of drinking.

[O. Van Bruce]

Work in the office all day, go to gym after work, watch TV shows and post on forums at night. Basically.

A Day in the Life of drauch?

Well, I'm certain it involves a lot of drinking.

Blog threads?

[shmuppyLove]

Work in the office all day, go to gym after work, watch TV shows and post on forums at night. Basically.

No that's boring.

Something happens on the way to the gym!

[Ruldra]

He runs into his arch-nemesis NipponKick!

[Skykid]

I, for one, am curious.

I'm embarrassed for you.

[mesh control]

Blog threads?

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... start=1410

[drauch]

Work in the office all day, go to gym after work, watch TV shows and post on forums at night. Basically.

A Day in the Life of drauch?

Well, I'm certain it involves a lot of drinking.

Drinking, downloading porn, petting cats, getting angry, eating burritos. Someone has to do these things right.

[CMoon]

'doing it for all us sinners

[GaijinPunch]

Ruldra has the basic idea. However I work by myself in a small office, and am connected to other offices via Skype and VPN. As such, a lot of drauch's life bleeds into mine. Burritos are hard to come by though. I go to the same watering hole every Thursday evening evening and try to be home by 2:30. Makes for a fun 8:00 work time on Friday.

Lately, games have taken a back seat unless my son wants to watch me play something.

I'm trying to get a bit healthier now so I'm not boozing at home as much (last few months were bad) and am eating better. I never ate poorly before, but now I'm trying to actually eat well.

There's some other nuggets which of course, I'm not allowed to post. Never know who's reading, and I've not voted out running for office. Maybe one day I'll write a book on the seedier aspects of my day, which can't be illustrated with a few links to really, really dodgy sites.

EDIT: I cycle both ways to work, even in shitty weather which I know now after going back to America (again) is a lot more excitement than some people get on a weekday.

[Vyxx]

There's some other nuggets which of course, I'm not allowed to post. Never know who's reading,

Porn industry, I knew it!

[Moniker]

There's some other nuggets which of course, I'm not allowed to post. Never know who's reading,

Porn industry, I knew it!

It's clearly recreational weed. Hint: "nuggets."

[Vyxx]

There's some other nuggets which of course, I'm not allowed to post. Never know who's reading,

Porn industry, I knew it!

It's clearly recreational weed. Hint: "nuggets."

Could be both?

[shmuppyLove]

Ruldra has the basic idea. However I work by myself in a small office, and am connected to other offices via Skype and VPN. As such, a lot of drauch's life bleeds into mine. Burritos are hard to come by though. I go to the same watering hole every Thursday evening evening and try to be home by 2:30. Makes for a fun 8:00 work time on Friday.

Lately, games have taken a back seat unless my son wants to watch me play something.

I'm trying to get a bit healthier now so I'm not boozing at home as much (last few months were bad) and am eating better. I never ate poorly before, but now I'm trying to actually eat well.

There's some other nuggets which of course, I'm not allowed to post. Never know who's reading, and I've not voted out running for office. Maybe one day I'll write a book on the seedier aspects of my day, which can't be illustrated with a few links to really, really dodgy sites.

EDIT: I cycle both ways to work, even in shitty weather which I know now after going back to America (again) is a lot more excitement than some people get on a weekday.

No that's boring.

Something happens on the way to work!

[GaijinPunch]

Too much to lose these days, so definitely not grass related. And, the Japanese porn industry is beyond saving. On the way to work, the city is dead. The most interesting thing I do, for real, is take photos.

Here's my (Bean) Flickr stream.
Unfortunately, I catch very little of the insanity of this city on my camera. Most of that is shared in verbal form over beers.

[kernow]

April 2011 members in shocking shmups decline contribution scandal

[Elixir]

Here's my (Bean) Flickr stream.

Canon EOS 50D? Holy shit dude, that's pricey.

[GaijinPunch]

Here's my (Bean) Flickr stream.

Canon EOS 50D? Holy shit dude, that's pricey.

It's a fraction of what my arsenal of lenses cost. Shit, I only use one lens that was cheaper than the body. Why do I only pick expensive hobbies?

[Skykid]

The most interesting thing I do, for real, is take photos.

Very well too, I might add.


edit: typo

[GaijinPunch]

Thanks dude. The idea was (since I already had a nice camera for kid photos) to use it to get me off my ass and see parts of the city I hadn't. True story: I just went to Odaiba for the first time ever (other than a club event once) just a few months ago. 2nd time to Hakone.

[silvergunner]

Wow Gaijin Punch, your photos are really impressive,it looks very professional.I will take time to view them all...

Big thanks

silvergunner

[GaijinPunch]

Thanks. LMK if you want to buy the royalties to any. Haha.

[shmuppyLove]

NO GIANT CIGARETTES

[Blackbird]

Beautiful photography. That fancypants camera was totally worth it =).

[GaijinPunch]

NO GIANT CIGARETTES

I actually thought it was no white bazookas.

[Randorama]

Ahem.

*cough*

GP: "Too much to lose these days, so definitely not grass related."

This reminds me of that Freak Brothers one-page story...~_^

"you guys been smoking Marijuana again?"

I kicked out an ex-housemate of mine (the Jamaican guy I mentioned a while ago) after he ravaged the fridge and eat up my food, because of too much grass-smoking. He cast a voodoo spell as a form of revenge, and menaced me with his machete. I left him to sleep outside.

~_^;

The spell didn't work, but I willingly forgave him when he bought back food and got a bottle of John Bally (there was some cheap sex with shady women involved too, but I declined). We solved the long-term problem by buying a rice-cooker, and getting a "grass-bound" stash of rice.

~_^!

At some point he noticed that he was getting too fat. I observed that he really had to slow down with grass. In fact, he lost 10 kgs (22 lbs. for the metric/civilization-challenged) in 3 months by just halving the Marijuana intake. It must be said that he also watched way less cricket. After all, cricket is not a sport that can be enjoyed if not under recreational drugs that sharply slow down one's perception of time.

~_^\/

He insisted on me accepting offers for easy sex from his shady lady friends, but I always claimed that I was too tired from the rugby to enjoy in collective sexual promiscuity with cheap-looking undergrad ladies.

~_^%

When finally pressed on this matter, I claimed to be a member of the cult of Eschatonics (or something like that), who could only have sex with hermafrodites, as a form to attain Oneness with The Great Boolean In The Sky, known as AndOr.

~_^?

...done, thanks for tuning in, see you next week!

~_^!

Randorama!

[BryanM]

And, the Japanese porn industry is beyond saving.

It's almost beyond sad, but I've always wondered why you felt this way.

(I tell myself it's okay because I'm a porntologist; these are the lies we tell ourselves to get through the day.)

[GaijinPunch]

It's almost beyond sad, but I've always wondered why you felt this way.

Japan faces emphasis on girls. I am personally attracted to women... the kind that don't just lay there, and squeal like a stuck pig when someone is ramming them. Their powers of persuasion are awful. I won't even get into that "idol" shit where the girl just pulls her panties down and sits there looking retarded for the camera.

While all that's reason enough, let me let Macaw explain, as found in this thread at the greatest forum ever.

Censorship aside, the main problem with Japanese porn is the lack of professional Male stars. Most all the dudes look like they are either fresh off the street or a Yakuza member, and their fucking is so awfully boring and lacking in energy that its difficult to become at all aroused regardless of how hot the girls are.



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Oh shit another post to put in the "proof Macaw is a sick bastard" pile