I'm drunk thread!
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Drunken pro-tip:
1) get drunk (obviously)
2) listen to favorite albums when you were a wee twenty-something.
3) cry
1) get drunk (obviously)
2) listen to favorite albums when you were a wee twenty-something.
3) cry
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GO LIONS!!!
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CMoon wrote:Drunken pro-tip:
1) get drunk (obviously)
2) listen to favorite albums when you were a wee twenty-something.
3) cry
lol
I've been doing that for the past few weeks.
;_;
http://youtu.be/n3CEVh3DdH4
lol
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I like that idea. I think I am devoid of such emotions anymore, though.
My drunk tips:
1.) Get drunk (once again, obvious)
2.) If you think you've had enough you are full of shit and lying to yourself
3.) Do something fun (ie: games, movies, music, play with your cats, look at porn)
4. Get on the shmups forum, aka life.
5.) Pass out wherever you are.
My drunk tips:
1.) Get drunk (once again, obvious)
2.) If you think you've had enough you are full of shit and lying to yourself
3.) Do something fun (ie: games, movies, music, play with your cats, look at porn)
4. Get on the shmups forum, aka life.
5.) Pass out wherever you are.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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I guess for me, music was such a formative experience. I mean, I did community radio for five years, I eventually ran a successful music label (for 10 years or so), so no shit I have this deep attachment to music. I guess it's the same as when girls are on their period and watch titanic.
PS--Drauch, you are awesome. Go slip some coins under your roommates doors, I'm sure they'll understand.
PS--Drauch, you are awesome. Go slip some coins under your roommates doors, I'm sure they'll understand.
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Cmoon, you are a kind soul. He still bitches about the currency being slid under his door. I was trying to do him a favor and give him rent money.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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counter strike I'd ducking gay and I just wanna play some Radeon IV. Lets eat some fucking pizza and okay some mushi mushi pork. My life is a lie. Check out my podcast if you like table top rpgs.
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Oktoberfest shit is too tasty. Goddamn. Mixes well with half a goddamn large pizza. Topping it off with a Kirin Ichiban (or aka a ching chong nip nong a ding ding dong) and my giant goddamn stein is pretty tasty.
I got a replacement Sega CD today except I'm too drunk for Robo Aleste or Flashback. And I'm not going near Eternal Champions right now, fuck.
I think it's Sega Rally tiGAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHH
I got a replacement Sega CD today except I'm too drunk for Robo Aleste or Flashback. And I'm not going near Eternal Champions right now, fuck.
I think it's Sega Rally tiGAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHH
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Why is it called the Vic Viper/Warp Rattler? Because the Options trail behind it in a serpent-like fashion, and the iconic front fins are designed to invoke the image of a snake's fangs.
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Also modern video games are bullshit. They're too easy and just achievement/trophy skinner boxes and the industry is all casual shit blah blah blah blah.
Vanquish is pretty sick though. I'd throw change under my roommate's door but I think he might mistake me for an intruder and shoot me D: I think I might play Gradius III or Illbleed.
Vanquish is pretty sick though. I'd throw change under my roommate's door but I think he might mistake me for an intruder and shoot me D: I think I might play Gradius III or Illbleed.
Why is it called the Vic Viper/Warp Rattler? Because the Options trail behind it in a serpent-like fashion, and the iconic front fins are designed to invoke the image of a snake's fangs.
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BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Can't pull off Drauch's keyboard surfing, but realized I couldn't quite type up my Dark Souls progress....hehe, having two kegs of beer sitting in my fridge is such a bad influence, especially with ten more gallons of beer sitting in fermenters waiting to be kegged. Fucking loving Dark Souls. I have Skyrimjob preordered, but(t) I definitely won't touch it until I finish my first play through of Dark Souls. 11/11/11 will be so great though. I have that day off, so three days to play the shit out of Skyrim or Dark Souls. Whatever, it will be glorious.
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I requested off work for Skyrimjob as well. SO PUMPED.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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TONIGHT IS TH ENIGHt. I think I am ready to catch a gnarly fuckin wave of keyboard surfing. Accidentally (?) drank a bottle of wine while drinking osme (EII) shut up. Some w...while i was watching some anime. Then i started to listen to bullshit jpop and surf the web. Now i am drinking whiskey. Only good things (bad) can happen at this point. ITS TIME TO GET SOME.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Well I've taken down a few drinks just now, I've not sure where else to put this
but this happeend to me earlier in Ketsui...laugh hysterically at how badly
closely I came to hitting the Ura loop today in Ketsui:

but this happeend to me earlier in Ketsui...laugh hysterically at how badly
closely I came to hitting the Ura loop today in Ketsui:

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pigs are not ralph. YES This is RALHPLLLLLLLL> norit i
fall asleep IN THE KITCHEN> REOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM noopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont worry about it. THINGS AR EROUGH> TIMES ARE HARD> THINGS ARE HSIT>
fuckkkkkkkk life. and eat norbit for BREAKFAST> LIFE GIVES YOUUUUUUUU SHIT EAT CANCER> fuck offffffffffffff
CORNWALLACE SR> IS THE SENIOPRIIIIIIIIIII
eggrollzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pigs are not ralph. YES This is RALHPLLLLLLLL> norit i
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fuckkkkkkkk life. and eat norbit for BREAKFAST> LIFE GIVES YOUUUUUUUU SHIT EAT CANCER> fuck offffffffffffff
CORNWALLACE SR> IS THE SENIOPRIIIIIIIIIII
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BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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My nickname for Drauch is "Last dread" which derived from cody's special from super street fighter 4 which is called "Last dread dust". This is important because it's totally fitting because the last thing I dread every night is this dude getting wasted and breaking something, screaming at the top of his lungs and scaring our guests (like on Monday) or getting arrested, which hasn't happened for some crazy ass reason. The man is a machine.
Live long, destroy planets and enjoy the spoils.
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Did I mention I came home last night and Jpop was blasting through the house an most of the lights were off and all I hear is him laughing....it was creepy. Then we had a conversation about death. I think I need to be rescued.
Live long, destroy planets and enjoy the spoils.
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Home from work....has been a shite week and Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum is my friend dammit! Course I get rather fucked up with him, but I'm totally ok with that today! Tomorrow I'm buying some Russian vodka for the weekend...and I'm gonna relax if it kills me!
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Totally awesome. If he had been crying instead of laughing it would have been like the most amazing drunk experience ever.Gearhalt wrote:Did I mention I came home last night and Jpop was blasting through the house an most of the lights were off and all I hear is him laughing....it was creepy. Then we had a conversation about death. I think I need to be rescued.
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I want to hangout, drink and play Timesplitters with Drauch.
<3
Also, drinking some wine and deciding what I want to listen to.
PORTISHEAD maybe, or my favorite band in the world: http://youtu.be/AEmRWe5wb9Y
<3
Also, drinking some wine and deciding what I want to listen to.
PORTISHEAD maybe, or my favorite band in the world: http://youtu.be/AEmRWe5wb9Y
lol
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Dude...that would be divine. I love Timesplitters and Portishead!
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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i fortelled this toooooooooooooooooo
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BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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LMAO....I wish I lived closer to drauch! But then again....maybe not....
Loaded as fuck on Russian vodka and watching TV shows I am behind on. Makes for a good weekend though!
EDIT: Still loaded...perhaps I don't drink enough to be fully incoherent? I'm definitely unable to play shmups right now though....which kind of sucks cause they'd be cool as hell loaded! Bah. TV shows are moderately interesting though....
Loaded as fuck on Russian vodka and watching TV shows I am behind on. Makes for a good weekend though!
EDIT: Still loaded...perhaps I don't drink enough to be fully incoherent? I'm definitely unable to play shmups right now though....which kind of sucks cause they'd be cool as hell loaded! Bah. TV shows are moderately interesting though....
<@scootnet> if you were a real gamer, you could jerk it to Super Metroid box art
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DDDD DIRK louggggggggggg LOUSY SOUSO SOULS ARE ROTTEN IN TAHT FUCKINING OBESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sCORRECT
rot off.
sod s hit and ROOOOOOOOOOFFIE>
sometime yhou listent o lalumb b b b l alubmus aaaaaaaaaaaaaan kj7676666666666666666666666666666 pigeon ggs
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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i just realied the onxly way i can make something of myself is by kiling sometone.... m DESTYOR
DESSSSSSSSSSS
DESTROYGING
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BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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You don't need to make something of yourself; skyrim comes out in three weeksdrauch wrote:i just realied the onxly way i can make something of myself is by kiling sometone....

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Once I stopped the alcohol for few years.
The last month I decided to stop the alcohol forever. There are other drugs, you know, including coffee; drinking coffee sometimes equals to 200 ml. of vodka. Alcohol and arcade videogames is not a good combination, though.
The last month I decided to stop the alcohol forever. There are other drugs, you know, including coffee; drinking coffee sometimes equals to 200 ml. of vodka. Alcohol and arcade videogames is not a good combination, though.
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Drunk on a sunday night, again.
I didn't take my antidepressants last night and I felt miserable all day. Just slept and tried to play dark souls. put my cat in the bath. mostly because he was being an asshole.
I'm downloading a movie about straight edge right now because I want to see what Kent McClard of Ebullition records has to say.
New Prurient EP is amazing.
bleh. out of wine. mopemopemope.
i am an extraterrestrial.
this is my set of life
http://youtu.be/BqASn8dtuMs
I didn't take my antidepressants last night and I felt miserable all day. Just slept and tried to play dark souls. put my cat in the bath. mostly because he was being an asshole.
I'm downloading a movie about straight edge right now because I want to see what Kent McClard of Ebullition records has to say.
New Prurient EP is amazing.
bleh. out of wine. mopemopemope.
i am an extraterrestrial.
this is my set of life
http://youtu.be/BqASn8dtuMs
lol