I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

I propose a 'Drauch is drunk' cam, mounted on a helmet he must wear whenever he is drunk.

[RNGmaster]

Give him a beer helmet and mount a camera to it. Also consider adding a microphone.

[drauch]

Oh, I'm sure that bastard will chronicle my drunken adventures in full. I didn't have the internet for like 4 days because I was moving. Going without the shmups forum is worse than death.

[CMoon]

Going without the shmups forum is worse than death.

The fact that drauch is the shmups forum mascott strangely pushes me toward the drunken drauch beer helmet cam. Look at the big shmups forum logo in the upper left hand corner. Instead, that square of space can be the constant live feed from drauch's cam. Of course, since this is drauch's favorite place in the world, it will mostly be him staring at that square, producing an infinite tunnel of squares just like the old quote tunnels of yore (now forbidden by shmup board code.)

[drauch]

EVERYOEN is a bi bnaby.
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USAAAAAAAAAAAAkllllllllllllllllllll fuklgkkkkkk zl lfd;js

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interwebs. FUCK

sit on sit. edshtkis ON DICK. SH IT ON DCK>>>>>>>>>>>> cornwallace.. Ou fall YALJk


you all are htaing. y nothing aint shit............. fufk chtlkkkkkkkkkkkkkk io slfj getosme om ....... ummmmmmmmm get overf it.

[drauch]

ROOMATES ALREAYD HATE ME. GET IVOER IT> Yall knew. (NEW) neeeeeeeeeee knew Dfs NEW yal uNDERSTOOD what you were getting into. THIS IS THE REAL WORD> DONT FUKC WITH THIS. OKAY.... thsi is the real liFD>>>........ okay. dicks aint shit and ylal sdnsdFUCKk........ okayt hsi
popcorn isnt poping in $*&U...
DONUTS issssss four dolars.


iths......

OKAY


fno

no.

[Gearhalt]

See the shit I have to deal with?!? Drauch is insane. For gods sake last night he was sliding pennies under my door! What the shit? No more old crow for you man.

[CMoon]

dicks aint shit and ylal sdnsdFUCKk........

LOL.

[CMoon]

See the shit I have to deal with?!? Drauch is insane. For gods sake last night he was sliding pennies under my door! What the shit? No more old crow for you man.

Don't take away our entertainment! I still can't believe he's drinking Old Crow. I hope he's cutting it with something.

[RNGmaster]

See the shit I have to deal with?!? Drauch is insane. For gods sake last night he was sliding pennies under my door! What the shit? No more old crow for you man.

I'm sorry, but please keep it up. It's much more entertaining this way.

[Emuser]

Bored as hell here and in a weird mood tonight, this is the first time I've decided to post in this thread after drinking a bunch.

Just cleared 1-looped Gradius 1 after having two beers so yays/

[ratikal]

does taking an ambien count as being drunk cause thsi shit is laike whoa. I mean the way thewordscome up on the screween hey fall down from the topand then omeint o place. I asked my ex what shes into and what fetishese shes into buti guess she likes rough stuff fand nothing fancing like me whichsucks. we douldnt have beena good match buy tohh well. thats why wer weexexss LOL. i dont knowwhere itogo with this i think i should go bednow.

[CMoon]

[drauch]

i'd buy that for a dollar

[CMoon]

Dark Souls drinking game starts tomorrow!

[Gearhalt]

Drauch and i have been drinking again and takking about Steve jobs' ideath. Thanks for the iphone bitch. fill rember you every time I look up "cody lane in the blue room" on my phone.

[drauch]

^my roommate is an inconsiderate jerk. i just bought a figure of mai from king of fighters for like 45 bucks ona whim. its okay. its fine. everything is mediocre. lets do this.

[mesh control]

Dark Souls drinking game starts tomorrow!

What are the rules?
My copy should be here tonight.
^_^

[CMoon]

Dark Souls drinking game starts tomorrow!

What are the rules?
My copy should be here tonight.
^_^

Drink per death, empty the glass when you don't make it back to your death stain?

[mesh control]

@_@

I'm in. Starts tomorrow for me.

[mesh control]

Ahhh. all I have is this mediocre microbrewed porter from a local brewery, should have just bought Icky.

[CMoon]

Brew your own, dude.

[mesh control]

One of these days!

[mesh control]

#1 thread on shmups.


drinking blue moon pumpin ale, because ai can't find any other pumlin ales withing 180 miles.


i feel like every 18 year old that works at the convenient stoer that the girl i was seeing worksat, is reaally cute. would it be awkwrad to just run ammcujk with the women of a grocery story e??wajwhatever....

there sia nother really cuyte girlathere. @___@

[Obiwanshinobi]

Places selling booze that employ attractive ladies do the right thing.

[mesh control]

I guess.

I might be moving, so I don't want to deal with anymore romantic bs.

[drauch]

OTEHR FUCKERS.. bastards will pay HELLOWEEN. iiiiiiii yes. lkjsdf;ljsdf;sdflksdflksdf sdlkjsd sdlkjfjlksd sdlkjdskds sdljksdjklds jklJ

JPOP AND WHISKEYYYYYYYY


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GET OVER IT gRyb raYAB f fndfnk tUAN TUAN TAUN TAUN

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NOTHING MATTERS> PLAY JPOP AS LOUD AS YOU WANT WHEN YOU BUYA HOUSE> FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOU..


LUPIN THE THIRDDDDDDDD

[drauch]

oh god i miss girls fromt h e 90s so bad. i miss loose fittign clothing because when you would see that super HOT girl from that anime wearing that low cut dress and that TIGHT shit right around her hips it would make you SQQUEALL. NOW You are uSED TO THAT SHIT. before you woudl see things and think they are CUTE now you are so used to big asssssssss titties that you dont even CARE. you think its just "OKAY"" but(REALLY) you want to fuck shit in theassssssssss. EAT RAMEN OFRO LUNCH. ithat lk

before you used to think thigns. NOW OU.

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okya. thises. i thonnnk. YES. this is what i am trying to say. i think we get to used to things and take other things for GRANTEd. THAT IS 90S FASHION. we take the 90S FOR GRANTED> AND THE 80Ss. i think the 80s was more revealing, but i think the 90s was disclosed to make you wonder and then thigns are bestesttsesets. i think madoka is my wife. i think anime should hav eindpenedetlkjsdlkjsskljslksljkdflsdlkflskdflksdklj

i th ink maskdjf TIMES HAVE CHANGED> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[drauch]

i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kl lllllllll c kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksdfffffffl

wow is ruingin games......... naurot ois ruining anmime

[CMoon]

LUPIN THE THIRDDDDDDDD

...is awesome!