The official farked-up dream thread!

[RNGmaster]

And yet, acknowledging all of the above, I can't stop playing it. I just don't understand. Chrono Trigger is basically the same shit in a different skin, yet I couldn't get 10 minutes into the game without being miserably bored. I don't know whether to be ashamed of liking an RPG or not --nor do I know why I like it. A good story, great music and spectacular visuals are not enough to keep me immersed in a game, but with Final Fantasy 7, I actually tolerate (and dare I say, enjoy) the mundane combat...

What the hell is wrong with me?

You've gotten tired of having to hate games just because they're popular - in other words, you're suffering from a hipsterium deficiency. I'd prescribe you a new pair of large-frame glasses and a can of Pabst, and you'll be back to ragging on FFVII in no time.

[Siren2011]

You've gotten tired of having to hate games just because they're popular - in other words, you're suffering from a hipsteritis deficiency. I'd prescribe you a new pair of large-frame glasses and a can of Pabst, and you'll be back to ragging on FFVII in no time.

lol. This is great. I come home from my second day of the term, and this is waiting for me.

RNGmaster, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted that you ham-fistedly lumped me together with idiot hipsters. When did I ONCE dislike something solely because it was popular, and no other reason? Seriously, point it out to me in a quote or GTFO.

Whenever I talk about liking or disliking a particular thing, 80% of the time I give good reasons why I like or dislike it. I almost always speak only about what I understand.

With hipsters it's the exact opposite. They can seldom ever be arsed to use reasoning and deductive skills.

Case and point: http://insertcredit.com/2011/07/21/the- ... r-e3-2k11/

Rogers' write up has a few funny and interesting tidbits scattered throughout (The "Peter Molyneux walking out of a cocaine tunnel" had me in stitches.), but notice the following as a direct reflection of his intelligence:

With Sonic Generations, Sega has not shit the bed – they have somehow managed to shit in the freezer, which is weird, because that’s basically shitting at eye-level. If we were offered a job in project management at Sega today, by tomorrow you can bet your behind we’d have put “Fuck Off And Die In A Fire (FOADIAF)” at the top of Sonic Team’s global Action Item List.
Listen, Sega. People didn’t stop liking Sonic the Hedgehog because you made him a darker shade of blue, made his arms and legs a little longer, and put a little green in his eyes. In fact, he looks kind of cool the new way. No, the reason people started hating Sonic the Hedgehog is because of all the sucking. That you would assume a lighter-blue hedgehog playable in ropy, ugly 2D stages is All It Takes is cold, hard evidence that someone in your office also has a hidden hard drive full of child pornography in their filing cabinet.

He is making the same mistake he made with his superficial bitching about Bayonetta; he basically repeats "it sucks!" over and over again with hopes that no one in the audience would be smart enough to ask "ok, what part of it sucked?" Tim's response would be: "YEah you're a blue hedgehog from yesteryear, but you can also be new sonic --which isn't necessarily bad, but still-- and THE GEAM SUUUUCKS!", which is about as hipster as you can get, i.e. pretentious. The fact that he is a respected columnist at Kotaku and Insert Credit makes it even worse, because people buy his opinion as gospel.

And even if you told him what was really wrong with Sonic, he would nod his head pretending to understand you and then, once with his friends again a day later, would go back to spouting the same bullshit he did before. Hipsters are incapable of learning. It's in their genes. I am not exaggerating. I have met plenty of them, and nothing could be further from their minds then legitimate insight. The skaters, the ravers, etc --every one of them is a fucking moron that would rather get trashed every night than do something meaningful with their lives. If you find that difficult to believe, then I suggest you get out more and meet some people. If you're not repulsed by 90% of them, then that means you are one of them.

I am far from being the smartest person ever, but I can distinguish bitching from criticism.

[RNGmaster]

You like Insomnia.ac, which pretty much screams "I hate things that are mainstream, because they're mainstream and casual" to me. I didn't peg you at the kind of person to like FFVII, that's all.

[Siren2011]

I didn't peg you at the kind of person to like FFVII, that's all.

And you are correct in wondering that. As I have stated earlier, I have no idea why the meat of the game (the combat) appeals to me, since I almost always have a preference for difficult, rich, intricate, and rewarding games. I guess this basically means that, as far as I am concerned, a nice, greasy, double cheeseburger tastes good every now and then.

You like Insomnia.ac

I don't like it. I love it.

[burgerkingdiamond]

The best dream I ever had (it was probably 6 years ago or longer):

I'm like an Indiana Jones type explorer guy. Me and my party are exploring some underground cave temples searching for some treasure. There are these ornately decorated tiled fountains embedded in the sides of the cave. All of a sudden we're being chased by Nazis. As we're fleeing the Nazi's, KILLER WHALES start jumping out of the fountains and beaching themselves on the cave floor. They start eating Nazis and my friends, and I break out a Tommy gun and start mowing em all down... Then I woke up...

[nash87]

I've been writing down my dreams in my phone the last couple months when i wake up. a lot of them are real long and detailed which i might post later. but one of the funnier ones is this.

bayonetta and bane (from batman) teamed and i was running through some labyrinth of meat coolers. i found them in some crazy looking black car then woke up to the black lab in my house hitting me in the gut with both front paws cause she needed to pee real bad. i'm still pissed she woke me out of that dream, but hey, at least she didn't pee in the house.

I'll post more shit later in moderation since this thread will have lots text in it anyways

[nash87]

knowing my perverted farked up dreams, it's safe to assume they were banging in the car. wtf else were they going to be doing in there, but then again with how weird dreams can be, they could have been drinking tea or something

[nash87]

Dream: was in clinicals. For some reason doctor was shaving a pregors ladys belly during surgery with a scalpal. Was already draped and everything. Afterwards i went to my hotel...for evo. Akeem was my roommate, we talked about how i lived there for free for some raison, he was jelly. We decided to go to evo. Akeem showed me gow to fuck up the elevator on the way down by standing outside the elevator, then having it go down, then jumping on top of it after prying the door open to force it to go back up??? My response was oh yeah, watch me drop this rubber bouncy ball down the elevator shaft, shit was awesome. After that, went to evo. Jebaily was taking tickets at the door like it was a movie theater, he recognized me. I had Mikes arcade stick this whole time with the 8bit artwork on it. I went to this weird room that was really just a carpeted hallway and there was a piu machine in there (still at evo btw) i think it was lame ass Kazes. I think i cut almost everyone in line by accident and sat down on the couch at the front of the line. When i was up next dryw and Winn suddenly appeared behind me in line on the couch. Then i fell asleep on the couch and had a dream that brought me back to midevil times. Mikes arcade stick came with me in the dream but some old bitch found it and was trying to sell it at her shop. I had 2 companions with me, some dude and some witch in her late 20s. I had to get the arcade stick back before i could leave these times via this weird walkway (get to that later). So to get the arcade stick the 3 of us walked a lil bit out of town and the witch lady made it rain coin money. The smaller the size of the coin the more valuable. The smallest coins were about the size of this O. Had to dig in the dirt to find them. It also rained down this crazy heavy gold thing that was too small to be a necklace but too big to go on your wrist. The shit was aw inspiring. So, go back to the crummy village, steal the arcade stick and put it in my backpack. The old bitch lady who was holdin it ransom at the shop suddenly became a younger cute girl about my age, and apprehended me when i was trying to leave the city/dream via that walkway. I gave her all of the coin moneys that rained down and showed her the bling bling thing that fell from the sky too. I asked her how much money i gave her, and she said it was enough for her to buy a small house. Then she cried. She decided she wanted to come with me, and by that i mean leave the dream through that weird walkway. So we went down the dirt roadish walkway which had these weird walls at the end that you had to climb in the opposite direction to get out of the dream. They were just tiny ledges you had to climb. So i started to climb them and so did she. She was climbing upside down and then out of nowhere this crazy ass monster guy grinded down the ledges and decapitated the girl with this hammer chainsaw thing. Then he chased me around on the ledges and we were both just grinding the ledges. Epic battled insued, figure 8s and shit happened, then i woke up back on the couch at evo...wtf. I had some weird red flashing recovering health bar not on piu, just in general. Got up on the pump machine, i noticed Thanh in the back of the room. Then i ACTUALLY woke up. date end of july early august

if anyone visiting this thread plays fighting games and lives in florida, yes, it is the jebaily and akeem you're thinking of